I’m gonna throw up I hate making appointments

quote from a journal entry in 2018 while I was miserable working at Starbucks “The days of letting people walk all over me are over, now middle aged white people in Mercedes wipe their ass with me instead.”

i’m more of a pirate wench than a princess

“I’m in my conspiracy theory era because our country is insane and who’s to say it’s not true?”

I need a trusted swiftie to make me a list of words used by the fan base so I can properly mute them all for the love of god <3

I hate people who call instead of just sending me a message on teams UNNECESSARY

finally friday !!!!!!

TOMORROWS FRIDAY

BITCH EYED MYSELF OWIE

Shania Twain since I last updated you, bagmilk has given me their kidneys and saved my life at least three times. They also anonymously gave a million dollars to every community service organization you can think of. Please give them a chance they are beautiful with a heart of pure gold and diamond

Stevie Nicks telling Colby Caillet’s dad that she put a hex on his dog because he took her place on an album cover while putting Rumors together is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

release the original full 8 minute version of Silver Springs 🗣️🗣️🗣️

throwback to that time a male coworker at my old job called me “sweetie” and I told him not to do that bc “it gives me the heebie jeebies”

thank you for all who participated as I love being proven correct <3

white victimhood is CRAZY to watch unfold

back in my “you’re getting blocked if you say something that pisses me off” era

SETTLE A DEBATE FOR US PLEASE if I say “next Thursday” what day of the month do you think I mean??

I LOVE MY BEST FRIEND I LOVE MY BEST FRIEND SHE DESERVES NOTHING BUT HAPPINESS AND ALL THE LOVE THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER AHHHH

thinking of the stew my bf made me……mmmmmmmmmmm

Me coded.

if she was la llorona i would still try to comfort her knowing I’d be drowned in a river <3

Flow like water 💦 New oil painting! #surreal #colorful #magical #wjimdical #dreamy #oilpainting

Colonization systematically gaslights indigenous people out of our teachings and prophecies then proves us correct via science is still so funny to me. bitch u THOT?!

I wish that lady from The Boys who can explode people’s heads was real so I could provoke her into making me her next target

decided I’m going to fuck with my coworker the next time she takes PTO & ask her a million stupid fucking unnecessary questions just like she does with me

it was the hope, for I am a fool who really thought a medication would kick in magically in a few days even though every search result said it would be weeks (bc of course my brain convinced me I was the special exception!) the hope is gone and all feels lost 🫠

everything iiiiis ✨fucking stupid✨ uhhhhhhh

car won’t start this is exactly what I needed :))))

would you rather be folded in half hot dog style or hamburger style?

every time I think of the fact I was hired in huge part for my experience in community service my heart goes “yippeeee this is what I was made for!!!!”

yayayay finally got the info for the holiday gifts we give to kiddos in headstart programs!!!!! I’m so happy and exciteddddd yayayay

I can’t believe I was socializing for like 7 hours yesterday & don’t want to have a complete & total breakdown today

the way I use stupid shittily homemade memes to cope with things needs to be studied

yk that sound in action movies where there’s a slow motion action scene and the sound slows down? me when my cramps hit on an otherwise good day

as someone born & raised in Colorado I want to throttle someone anytime they praise the “nice weather we’re having”

IT’S SO FUCKING COLD IN THIS OFFICE WHY

they said this as if violent crimes against Indigenous people, especially the alarming rates of violent crimes against Native women, girls, & two spirit people, aren’t already put on the furthest back burner in terms of any sort of “justice”. we’ve never mattered to the us government.

my bf is making stew for me to come home to today 🥰 yum yum yummmmm

is it the medication or is it the small semblance of hope I’ve found with it? unsure but today is going to be ok :)

my brain is so quiet :)

ugh would be so sick if I could quit my job and still get paid

there was this chiefs fan sitting in front of us talking mad shit the whole game & he left all angry as soon as broncos got a first down in the final minute 🤭

This vibrant Hubble image of the globular cluster Terzan 12 shows how interstellar dust in the Milky Way scatters light, reddening the cluster's stars and highlighting the complex interplay between starlight, age, and cosmic dust! ©:NASA, ESA, ESA/Hubble

fun fact I have my radio set to the jazz station (or rather, my dad did bc he was the only person to listen to the radio) & i listen to music loud bc i drive on the highway in a shitty Jeep. so every time my phone disconnects from CarPlay the LOUDEST jazz starts playing and it sends me into a rage 😭

This but also remember it’s a privilege to be able to boycott - if you’re disabled, can’t afford anything else, have trouble with transportation and these places are closest etc and it’s the best way for you to survive rn you’re not a bad person!

I just hear my bf yelling “hey Siri” from the shower over and over again as I’m sitting on our balcony I’m dyiiiiing

blue heron