Update didn’t even make it out of the airport without a crazy woman screaming at me because I asked her not to touch me

Hi Baltimore

I just found an Ethel Cain x Disney mash up shirt and I am SCREAMING

Anyway nice to see everyone again coming at you from my everything shower and dirty mirror to wish you all a good night and happy Tyler Reddick 500

A trump hating driver winning on the 25th anniversary of dales passing just feels right in a positive way 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Mike Joy: gotta give props to bubba there be really wheeled to avoid it getting even worse just really good driving there Clint: good job Tyler Reddick!

I KNOW THATS FUCKIN RIGHT

The people’s princess 🥹

I’m sorry I’d chase just sitting on the wall crying bc that’s hilarious

AYOOOOOOOOO

I thought about taking a Xanax earlier (not race related) but now I kind of wish I had

Michael McDowell on 50 lap older tires than anyone on this restart let's get stupid.

Place your bets on OT folks

If McDowell takes another one then I will know with 100% certainty god is not real

Is he out of GAS

Had a jump scare seeing the 21 then remembered we were all marked safe from Matty D years ago

Today at work people kept asking if I’ve been to Daytona and I just kept telling them about how one time I went to the Olive Garden across from it and ate 15 breadsticks

If preece wins this I will be inconsolable

Some of my friends bet on the race and are frantically texting me what it means if there guy is in whatever position rn and I’m just like bbs 9 times out of 10 they crash over the finish line it doesn’t matter

Figure skating is so funny bc everyone’s blaming ice and this and that for the falls in the men’s free program but if that’s the case then Misha deserved to win even more for skating so well on the supposed awful ice??

POV your uncle knows what’s up

BESTIES UP FRONT??

ADHD is having the 500 and Olympic figure skating up at the same time

HELP

Matt got a ps5 im so excited to romance the sexy elf man

Listen the guy who skated in a stillsuit won that’s all I care about

The Ocasio 64 is SO FUNNY

God I hate the patriots

SCREAMING

Does anyone know the best/cheapest way from BWI to downtown DC? 🥺

The accuracy on the Pitt stays insane bc there’s a racing family and they’re all yell speaking bc obviously none of them can hear well

I keep seeing so many things about adhd meds and feeling like a zombie or not feeling well and idk maybe those meds aren’t right for you then bc I’ve never felt more able to be myself and slow down before in my life

Baby girl

God I hate purple but I love figment it’s like neurodivergent cognitive dissonance and I hate it

I still can’t believe I saw Robyn on NYE

Me, choosing names for our pets: I like these weird book or character references Me for our next dog: I want to name it jellybean I like jellybeans

Day 2 in Florida still haven’t seen a fucking alligator

Trump: you’re arrested for xyz so I can announce my occupation of your country before even occupying it Also trump: pardoned someone a month ago for the same shit (“If somebody sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president and put him in jail for the rest of his life”)

We got delayed at the airport today when they had to announce all flights to San Juan or out of San Juan were grounded “because Venezuela” and I just woke up from a nap to more BS I can’t

36 💕

Behehehhee

What do you MEAN pac sun did a collab w one of my fave niche-ish museums and have 2 things that aren’t even cute of my favorite niche medieval art?! UGH

One of my favorite things is when pretentious people who haven’t even spent a second getting to know me just assume I’m uncultured and boring and then I hit them with the yeah I sat through a 5 hour play a few weeks ago for funsies

Today I wrote 1500 pages after making a playlist instead of an outline and if that ain’t adhd idk what is

Writing a book is wild bc what do you mean I can just do this?

I’m so excited hehehe

ADHD is so funny bc im like I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO IM SO STRESSED and I just need to water my plants

Me, going to see my friends’ off broadway debut play they wrote and directed: can I have the firefly poster prop in that locker also I found a continuity error the play was 10/10

I would love to know why the pharmacy acts like my buspar is crack and sends me through the ringer trying to get it every 90 days but they just filled my Xanax prescription in under 30 minutes of it being sent in

Once I realized football was just a turn based rpg like Pokémon it made a lot more sense and got a lot more fun