I still can’t believe I saw Robyn on NYE

Me, choosing names for our pets: I like these weird book or character references Me for our next dog: I want to name it jellybean I like jellybeans

Day 2 in Florida still haven’t seen a fucking alligator

Trump: you’re arrested for xyz so I can announce my occupation of your country before even occupying it Also trump: pardoned someone a month ago for the same shit (“If somebody sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president and put him in jail for the rest of his life”)

We got delayed at the airport today when they had to announce all flights to San Juan or out of San Juan were grounded “because Venezuela” and I just woke up from a nap to more BS I can’t

36 💕

Behehehhee

What do you MEAN pac sun did a collab w one of my fave niche-ish museums and have 2 things that aren’t even cute of my favorite niche medieval art?! UGH

One of my favorite things is when pretentious people who haven’t even spent a second getting to know me just assume I’m uncultured and boring and then I hit them with the yeah I sat through a 5 hour play a few weeks ago for funsies

Today I wrote 1500 pages after making a playlist instead of an outline and if that ain’t adhd idk what is

Writing a book is wild bc what do you mean I can just do this?

I’m so excited hehehe

ADHD is so funny bc im like I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO IM SO STRESSED and I just need to water my plants

Me, going to see my friends’ off broadway debut play they wrote and directed: can I have the firefly poster prop in that locker also I found a continuity error the play was 10/10

I would love to know why the pharmacy acts like my buspar is crack and sends me through the ringer trying to get it every 90 days but they just filled my Xanax prescription in under 30 minutes of it being sent in

Once I realized football was just a turn based rpg like Pokémon it made a lot more sense and got a lot more fun

Lmaoooo go birds

Drinking prosecco, waiting for the eagles game, listening to Robyn. This is girlhood

Me, explaining that yes there is a fae realm in my story but it’s more of an esoteric quantum physical parallel dimension that doubles as a metaphor for the afterlife ala twin peaks to my husband

I finally did it. I started writing a book. A very ridiculous fantasy of manners comedy of errors neurodivergent romcom for the weird girls

I feel like new faces came around today so I just want to remind everyone I’m just a sick girl who loves an Aperol spritz

This but also remember it’s a privilege to be able to boycott - if you’re disabled, can’t afford anything else, have trouble with transportation and these places are closest etc and it’s the best way for you to survive rn you’re not a bad person!

Shout out to Robyn she really said girl you’re going through some depression here’s a sad girl hope core anthem

About to be caught my by Instacart driver in my insane figment crocs

Crying

No offensive I don’t want glp1 covered j want my psych meds covered

My work: your team is doing January’s drink specials Me: bet but there’s absolutely going to be an interview with the vampire themed drink with red velvet “blood spatter”

Maybe I’m like way behind on this (I know I am) but why was the fantastic 4 refusing to yeet their baby and put the whole world at risk okay but Wanda grieving and trying to find her kids is bad

Being chronically ill is so funny bc what do you mean for every one specialist I see they will send me to two more like some insane pyramid scheme

I just got clocked so hard by this oooof

Feeling blessed

Remember when Dick Cheney shot someone

These are absolutely heinous and I bought them immediately

Well happy off season I guess

I’m sorry how tf did Larson have the drive of his life when Denny held the race on talent and merit the whole time

You know what either way I was gonna cry

Matt just asked if Larson has any sponsors yet and I’m crying

BYRON YOU DUMB DUMB

Brb gotta mash potatoes

Making garlic confit for these mashed potatoes for my Swedish meatball dinner so enjoy the beer filled nascar championship rage tweets my little hot wheels 💖

Ryan Blaney the Capricorn that you are

I know ppl argue about up and down about it and it’s nuanced or whatever but Austin Dillon is such a nepo piece of shit who really doesn’t need to be on the track tyvm

Denny Hamlin I swear to fucking god

I’m switching to vyvanse thoughts and prayers

Not a day goes by where I don’t think of this moment and this photo and how beautiful it is to be a woman

POV you’re chronically ill and have awful heat intolerance so your 10 year old niece takes ketchup packets she put in the fridge at your hotel out and gives them to you to cool off bc it’s “kind of like an ice pack”

Lightning bolts on a necklace with lyrics about lightning being ss gives the same energy as Pink Floyd is gay bc rainbows I said what I said

Screaming bc thunder mountain is adding more bats. Idc what else they do - it was important to let me know there will be significantly more bats.

MRI queen

Had Xanax and Diet Coke for breakfast