heading to bed to recharge my evil little spirit

what if it was Five Girls and you had to sit on their lap as a chair as they fed you fries while petting you

Me: I want to cuddle Also me: ew don’t touch me

sorry you fell in love with me. was it my intense special interests or my anxiety?

combating the sunday scaries by getting so high that i don’t know what day it is

no drafts means its just me typing something feral and immediately going ‘lemon absolutely not’ and deleting

Unsolicited dick pics 🙂‍↔️ Unsolicited hand pics 🙂‍↕️

i love crab rangoons and being spit on

shock collars don’t belong on dogs they belong on men

the princess and the giant pile of laundry

i don’t have anything to say that’s not a complaint

nibbling on the corners of saltines and imagining I’m a little mouse prince

packing up all our books and realizing its a nice array of marx, kierkegaard, and straight up smut

sometimes i can’t figure out if people are acting stupid as a bit or they’re just actually stupid. i’m starting to think it’s the latter

i either want to get into a knife fight or go back to sleep

go on, give me something to cry about, I dare you

hey, do you guys remember when this used to be fun? think about it

mute mute mute mute, all i ever do anymore

life is way too short to be so invested in pointless spirals

someday i hope i am brutally murdered for something stupid i said on here

buffalos are just cows with scoliosis

rub my back but also don’t touch me

someone’s fingers in my mouth might fix me

need a sugar daddy who will pay for my nails but not ask to see them, or me.

dramatic sigh

weird how you think you’re fine and then the world is like hehe jk

i might be perverted but at least i'm kind and empathetic

one day it will be different. not better, not worse, just different

To avoid disappointment, expect nothing from nobody.

contemplating my existence in the mexican restaurant

Journeying inward until I find the monster inside me

can someone come over and do this to me

my husband is always saying i only listen to stoner music. that’s cool, now pass me the joint.

mama didn't raise a bitch but she did raise a dumbass

haymitch abernathy could fuckin get it

Sesame seed bagels, the perfect item

does every human have a song that is absolutely ruined for the rest of eternity

dnd group that is just a front for a polycule

i want a burger and fries with a chocolate milkshake

do i want to be her or do i just want to watch?

crazy plans tonight. going to look at paint swatches at the hardware store.

matching ur freak is a beautiful thing but what you really need is someone so down bad for ur freak. captivated and enamoured by ur freak. intrigued and eager to see more of ur freak. supportive of ur freak. gets hard from ur freak, even

politely demanding someone to feed me sushi

We are not your trophy, your maid, your sex machine, your womb on demand, your punching bag, your boss, or your mother.

sometimes you just have to sit down and say what the actual fuck

i’m more of a pirate wench than a princess

Yeah i'm into BDSM B - bread D - dips S - soup M - masochism

I need to journey deep into a haunted wood about this