its so annoying that for heterosexual // nominally monogamous couples, they are a package deal. you cant befriend half and not want to hang out with the other half. my girlfriend has literal trotskyite friends (lol) why would i care?? do your thing babe.

i think girls can have a little crash out as a treat

i am girlbosses biggest ally

imagine you join the military to get a free college degree from west virginia university and then they mobilize you to stand outside in the sun for bad money to stare at people who hate you lol, what a stupid job.

got dinner with my european family members last night and they were very keen to remind me that our extended family hates trans people and also immigrants are invading europe. i'm so tired lol.

liberals hate the tank because they hate being out-maneuvered on issues of morality and social justice from the left. it's that simple.

the funniest thing about liberals waxing poetic about tankies is that the coup in hungary to remove the comintern aligned government was CIA-backed, thanks trump, and the people who wanted to fight against the coup (tankies) were correct, but of course, unfortunately too soon.

she let me hit because she saw the picture of stalin on my wall and i passed it off as camp

lol

it's true 😔

eyebrows ✅

legitimately heartbreaking.

I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.

pop rap from the 2010s uses the r slur so liberally that i listen to homecoming dance bangers and get hit with waves of psychic damage

its never too late, guy who is just a really good ally to gay people for some reason

(never had a migraine voice) that's not real man its all in your head.

they just criminalized smiling

¡ another day, the contradictions deepen !

the one thing i was legitimately excited for from the second trump admin is the first time tens of thousands of libs developed class consciousness, and looks like the train is back in the station.

trans women: the hardest woman you will ever know trans men: the softest a boy could ever be

"You bombed my family" www.instagram.com/reel/DPBwouH...

this would be very funny target practice

this is the price of one mcdonalds breakfast sandwich, nevermind lol

the TL is full of liberals saying joy is resistance lol, where have i heard that line before

oklahoma to install hitler youth organizations at all public high schools

If you're transgender you have got to go outside and talk to ur friends......ur friends on the computer can not help...also u don't know that girl....she's 500 miles away...

one of my most useless talents is that i have hundreds of hours practicing with light gloves. yeah, the kind people use at raves. after i stopped doing drugs i would still go back to raves for like months afterwards to give tripping people light shows and have a good time. i miss her 💔

i know i bang this drum a lot but the secret to making friends in adulthood, "the male loneliness crisis," and how to survive being transgender in a cissupremacist society is: to properly manage your mental health to the extent that you stay relateable to other people.

bluesky is so funny. yesterday i was accused of abuse by someone, despite donating money to their gofundme, because i told them i didnt like how they framed transition as something you never complete in a tone they didnt like.

its certainly not all nb people, but it is always an nb person lol

can you guess her profession without clicking on her profile lol

the bar has never been lower for straight men in america. literally all you have to do these days is not have a frothing animosity towards women. straight women will date anything that validates them.

finding out i am legitimately allergic to chorizo spice is probably the whitest i have ever felt in my life.

i miss 2016 twitter. when the big accounts were good posters instead of attached to some fucking podcast nobody gives a shit about.

when you grow up and are perceived as a white person, you kind of get this idea that racism is a white phenomenon and doesnt really happen from other people. its not until you're much older you find out the well of racism in the US draws deep on traditionality, whatever skin color it comes from.

its kind of crazy that after inventing the concept of industrialized racism, white liberals, by and large, seem like the only people who are cool with their kids being in an interracial relationship.

please help a comrade out

it's because americans have never known love, all they understand is violence.

you can't write a more incoherent political position than this. "Violence against ICE is wrong, also I have no plans for stopping them" is just support for ICE from a self-imagined left position. The guy even says "deport the violent people who are here illegally." democrats really are hitler.

men after sex

me trying to keep the horny friend platonic

lol christ. average liberal.

Terfism is best understood as a midlife crisis that's best soothed by finding women to call "busted" and high fiving your friends, which is why it's staffed entirely by exactly who you think would get off on that.

i'm mothering you in the only way i know.

wowee, thank you team, incredible news. may we all grow old and round.

what it feels like to be head over heels in love with someone and feel your heart open to falling in love all over again.

polyamory is cool because my girlfriend knew i was grumpy from not getting enough attention from someone i just started dating (lol) and she surprised me with japanese candy 🙂‍↕️

reading the bluesky profile tracker like tea leaves telling me if i want to grow as a brand i must grow as a person, but i don't want to do that