Guy donating books asked me for a sharpie and proceeded to scratch out his name in each of the books he dropped off....girl no one cares

The thing is you can be a slut you can be a pervert but you still have to be a little tasteful. A little discrete....no one wants to fuck you if they know you're going to talk about it.

Yeah so one of the things you notice about looking through Wehrmacht unit histories is that they'll be immaculate apart from having missing entries on dates that coincide with massacres in their AOR

2025 really has been the year of Sloane....every Sloane I know is thriving...

Guided by Voices ALL day in the stacks

Scene Reports at the printer....

Trans gender women you have got to grow your hair out

Everyone who lives In a building with a doorman has horrible taste in literature and should be shot. These and more takes from your friendly neighborhood girl in a van full of books.

IPhone reaction to texts drive me insane stop doing that to me everyone. I have an android you are just making me read my own text again.

Scene Reports by Sloane Murphy December

"Has anyone heard from Orla? Kate keeps asking me where she's been, and Joan's out of town on that tour so we can't just ask her about her roommate. I'm kind of sick of Kate asking me about it. Like she clearly doesn't like you, diva. Her bob looks good, jusy get over it and find a new butch."

Straight girl coworker called it northalstead and I felt like i was being spat on. It's boystown. It's for gay guys and no one else.

I think I would get laid a lot more if feeld wasn't borderline unusable with wait times, but ultimately, that would be being greedy

These kids...they're clever to the core...

Chicago

To walk into a bookstore on a cold Chicago day 30 minutes before close.....psychotic behavior

I should read a book that isn't about lesbians being mentally tortured, says the mentally tortured lesbian

From @vanessalop.bsky.social: He worked hard to give me a home. ICE took his: How I lost my father to deportation chicago.suntimes.com/columnists/2...

The Brazilian diva I met at a bar in Paris when the most coked up loser was trying to fuck both of us still texts me and reads my stories and tells me she loves when I post about my wife and that's so beautiful. I love u so much, Marina. u are everything to me.

I'm "not allowed" to post insanely slutty photos of myself anymore so now when I take them I just send them to my ex girlfriend because that's what she's there for.

Chili was really good by the way:)

the Logan Square reconstruction is yet another example of how the diagonal streets make everything worse

First snow of the year and the wife is buzzing about making a nice chili. She's puttering around saying things like "you know what the secret is? A little coffee!" Anyway marrying a southern butch is awesome.

seemingly in two different instances today, and this one with its own unique issues

I will not buy a very fancy leather journal with overpriced refills I will not buy a very fancy leather journal with overpriced refills I will not buy a very fancy leather journal with overpriced refills I will continue to shoplift moleskines from the wicker Park Barnes and Noble

Crashing out

sorry for the instagram text wall but rarely do i see this point being made so clearly and so strongly

Scene Reports

Hunto Shafo fwor Pwada

Beautiful sad Grey days in Chicago, Illinois

"Well ya know, I heard North Carolina went to prison, and that's why she's like that. The tall gay one, not the short straight one. Wait, she's North, right? I can never remember which Carolina is which."

Gf and I were watching All That Jazz and she kept muttering "gay jaws" when Roy Schieder did anything

SCENE REPORTS New fiction in print by Sloane Murphy. December.

Insane road trip to Saint Louis Missouri so me and Jade can watch a bunch of women who transistioned after us play baseball.....in the works....

Ex gf album drop so soon........bumping that ex girlfriend music....

As a woman it's important to keep one friend who remembers when you were a 18 year old performance artist and never lets you forget no matter how cool or successful you become

Women who are normal and just inject estrogen every week or whenever they remember they have to.

God ween satan

Worf is a cool guy. He's the son of Mogh.

Boss laughed in my face today when I told him about my boognish tattoo

I'm actually not an evil lesbian. I'm actually a new kind of lesbian that's trying to be a better person every day little by little.

Maybe this is just tcause my grandmother would kick my ass but I get sooo freaked out when someone wears a rosary......you can't do that.....it's sacreligious as fuck, diva....

The diva daily system

I lead a very full and busy little life these days. :)

Chicago: ICE heavily active in West Ridge and Edgewater. Landscapers heavily targeted. Put on your whistles and patrol if you can.

EASEL 02 TOO EASEL

Has anyone considered submitting some good fiction to Imposter Review? [email protected] I want to see your hopes.

Just found out about Chicago bar in New york....why didn't anyone take me....

and it's a bummer and unfair that the police can just decide to refuse to follow the law, and that business associations etc will flood the zone with propaganda declaring any attempt at a better world a miserable failure But you have to meet that shit head on and riposte. It can't be avoided.

HER ROOMMATE GOT IT UP THE STAIRS ITS REALLY OVER FOR ME GIRLS