girls we have GOT to start cruising at kennys again

every time i get bored and re download grindr it only seems more dire

street taco place closed early fuck my gay life

9pm is the thinking woman's 10am

stopping at the natural wine bar on my morning walk to buy a single can of cold brew at 9pm

is she a pillar of the community or is she just happy to see me

realizing that getting early access to easel means i won't get the cool stamped envelope this time 😔

girlfriends roommate is taking abt acquiring the lesbian bars old league arm wrestling table 🫪

i love da lake

girlfriend who works at an antique mall is going to financially ruin me more than living above a camera store

YOU MUST HAVE ONE GRAND PASSION

we're so back

we are really on track for a Lez Out July to remember

guerrilla marketing @readeasel.bsky.social

weekend ozarks plans cancelled.... does joy make another impulsive chicago trip this pride month.....

really good covers on this one

happy pride specifically to my dad's facebook profile pic from like 5 years ago

pastry chef with nice tits call that a bakers rack

To be enraged with a dumb thing, Captain Ahab, seems blasphemous.

on a scale of tesla tshirt to palantir puffer vest how chud coded is the dude wearing a rivian carhartt work shirt on the amtrak

Something is Happening

This is what I mean.

genuinely sick and twisted for youtube to have a "custom feed" button appear and it's just an ai tool that u have to prompt. ill fucking kill you let me make my homepage exclusively videos from channels im already subscribed to in chronological order with NO SUGGESTED VIDEOS

happy pride to the girl who ate me out on a paddle board in the middle of a lake last night 💖

3am impulse buying leather on the clock

got a little too silly on the ride to work 😬

babe are u okay u reblogged the trans lady taco bell post 5 times this week

my local library does have most of discworld available through libby but ONLY IN GERMAN??

is that good

work pants that used to barely hang on at my hips now fit comfortably at my waist 😮‍💨 gaining weight is genuinely so awesome and cool i look so much hotter the more pounds i put on

wilt thou not chase the white whale? art not game for Moby Dick?

i don't care if you're obviously a repper Do Not Commit Microaggressions Against Me At The Farmers Market

guy i knew at the farmers market saw i had a headphone in and said "what're u listening to? underscores?"

texts from the window repair guy

as ive been saying, every city has its own personal transgender Helen of Troy

my most unsubstantiated belief is that i have full confidence in myself that i could stay on a mechanical bull basically indefinitely

guy i met on the walk home from the bar last night

i have got to get invited to more weddings. ill even accept a straight wedding invite at this point i just need a formal event to dress up for

hussie, unfortunately

lift your protruding nipples like antennas in heaven

I jerked him now

making my home liveable puzzle style (corners first)

i guess it's a good thing i changed my oil last week huh

Juniper Blessing singing Tom Petty’s Wildflowers at the New Mexico School For The Arts in 2024

goddd i hate my stupid mayor and her god damn statement turtleneck

columbo night tonight

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey