okayyyy the hockey faggots are fun im fujoing outtt

11am shower beer after a 2am baking shift >>>>>>>

they should make glp-2s that make you fatter

i need fully clothed dry humping so hard it gets me pregnant

even my disability is clocky call that red brick colorblind

i need a labret hoop so bad id look so hot with a labret hoop

the sky in this photo is what i picture when i read the first paragraph of neuromancer btw

punch your local dog

grammy bought a cake from a place called "sissy's bakery" and keeps asking if anyone "wants some more sissy cake"

ablaze

god i missed this

new film :))

i know i live under a rock but generally ive at least been able to work out the kids new memes from first principles but 67 means fucking nothing to me. am i old now

telling my girlfriend "gimme paw" and dapping her up

bridge hands of gay women

my colorblind ass spending 20 minutes trying to identify a spider in my friends house from a cell phone photo on a beige wall with shitty lighting in a region im entirely unfamiliar with

egg sandwich with spicy mustard, kewpie mayo, and pepperjack cheese on sourdough bread that i made with my own hands you fucking wish you were me

ill never get over the way the local "woman and queer owned" chain of thrift stores systematically fired basically every trans woman who worked for them and the clothes got immediately and noticeably worse

the medical professionals at planned parenthood love me for my bubbly personality and juicy veins 😌

the best time to start reading nevada is while waiting for an hour long cyanotype exposure on a 53° December afternoon

didnt work :(

trying something

where did bmx guys learn abt wombo. who told u that.

drinking coffee and reading Sloane Murphys Scene Reports while my girlfriend snores in my lap. maybe im living the life ive always dreamed of

I feel insane when you get in my bed

girlfriend stole my realtree hat now she keeps calling herself trade

lukewarm take but if ur resturant menu is only available via QR code im just gonna assume u hate poor people

they used to show ass in movie. never forget that. you used to be able to turn on a movie and there was a chance you'd see James Spader's ass. what's even the point of movies any more.

whyyyyy do i have to consent to ADP storing my biometric data and feeding it to their AI system just to get paid for my job baking fucking bread!! WHY EVEN GIVE ME AN ACCEPT/DECLINE SCREEN IF DECLINING JUST BOOTS ME OUT OF THE ONBOARDING

sophi holding court

lots of people liking my reply that i ripped off from a tweet i saw screenshotted on tumblr and nobody liking the picture i just posted of me and my girlfriend looking hot. says a lot 😒

i love my blessed tranny life

why is bsky desktop fucking shitting itself rn i wanna post girlfriend images

sorry everyone im thinking about the kiss of life (1967) again

the felt fandom is dying. like my status and share if you’re desperate to be felt up

sooo fucked up that some of the best photos ive every taken are of pre-transition ******** so i can never post them anywhere i just have to hold these negatives like a curse

this interlude was over

beautiful women are in my replies mad that im subskeeting them on a post that is literally not about either of them

sad day for lesbians across the midwest; joy todd no longer unemployed and must lose the beautiful nails shes been growing out for the past month

it is my opinion that being a good photographer is mostly about being a pervert, and this applies to every part of the process. you want to be in a dark room with a red light for safety? that’s kink bsky.app/profile/ultr...

the real problem with posting medium format film photography on Bluesky, an app 90% of people use their phone for, is that the vast majority of my medium format photography is meant to be seen printed out in front of you no less than two to three feet wide

lol seems like this is relevant now they could never make me hate u matthew lillard now come with me we will inject estradiol valerate together <3

shit that pisses me off when i take someones picture and then they go "oh i love this photo of me but i look kinda fat" YEAH GIRL WHY DO U THINK I WANTED TO TAKE THE PICTURE

i have got to get fatter

lobster