absolute favorite feature of new apartment is this built in dresser tucked onto the corner next to the tower window

no. i want you to hit me with a belt

may every american troop that steps foot in Iran come home in a body bag

if a woman refers to her dad as "my father" that man is bisexual

watch out everyone joy is entering her low ponytail moment

cannot wait to get my little studio set up at the new place so i can take some product shots of my friends leather work

i should get a chaise lounge

grease the bottom

bouncing upon it in a manner most frightful to behold

Let us scrape the ice from our frosted feet, and see

I don't care about the Cardinals, but I don't turn down an opportunity to shit on a Cubs fan

Photos and styling by the one and only Kenna Sharp 💕

what is it about the biathalon specifically that compels olympians to commit and subsequently publicly admit to wild interpersonal bullshit

why dont u read some moby dick about it and maybe youll calm down

04 Feb 2026

trimmed my bush and it looks like i murdered a medium sized rodent

we are rapidly approaching my favorite time of year: fish fry season where every Friday night i can walk a block from my house to the serbian church for a fried catfish sandwich

the air outside my apartment smells like hot dogs and beer yeast. gods favorite city.

is living in a 3bd directly above an antique camera shop worth a ~$400 rent increase. getting a little tired of living in a shotgun apt with 5 bicycles

Better and better, man.

listening to girlpool and giving myself bangs on the floor of my bedroom like im 15 years old

we did it ladies

yeah i use the internal meter

my heart is a light meter

the undeliverable, nameless perils of the whale

My dear sir, in this world it is not so easy to settle these plain things.

fanart @readeasel.bsky.social

migraine 👍

film photography feeling a little too low risk and inexpensive? try dabbling in emulsion lifts!

a functioning mju II would fix me i think

sickos.jpg

A recession is so here bc I want to go back to music school

favorite hobby is driving women insane 😇

i can smoke as many cigarettes as i want due to my melancholic disposition and great rack

a problematic sage gap relationship is when one of you is way wiser than the other

when cruising in an empty ship, if you can get nothing better out of the world, get a good dinner out of it, at least

i need a labret hoop so bad id look so hot with a labret hoop

tell him to paint me a sign, with—“no suicides permitted here, and no smoking in the parlor;”

one of the first things i did upon waking up was order my copy. everyone get more invested in print media NOW

Strange!

it's the big day

why is every movie 2 hours long girl get an editor

okayyyy the hockey faggots are fun im fujoing outtt

11am shower beer after a 2am baking shift >>>>>>>

they should make glp-2s that make you fatter