June #promosky Kathryn * 36 * She/They 🧶 Avid knitter 💀 Y'allternative 🌿 Pagan 🃏 Tarot reader 🎧 Metal/Neo Folk/Synthwave 😸 Cat Mom 🎮 The LaCroix of gaming 🏈 LGBT+ inclusivity in sports 📚 Master's degree pending 😈 Lots of horny thoughts 🏳️‍🌈 Queer as fuck

Reminds of those 4chan posts "Fellas it's actually gay to eat pussy, you should suck your friends cock instead"

call me OSHA the way i need a good railing

Forgot to make the concentrate for my cold brew ... I'm a failure of a man

Having a 3D printer really is just seeing random things and thinking "I can totally make that but way worse and with hours of labor"

I always forget your part white

Watching a movie then immediately seeking reviews that agree with me so I can nod and go "exactly"

@centerfold.bsky.social what were you doing in my neighborhood?

It should be illegal for me to get bad hands in Magic.

I am only vaguely aware of Platner, but it's like every time i see him it's just like a ball of fire rolling through various piles of shit. The only and only quality about him that i appreciate, is that it also shows how ineffectual Democrats are that they could even find someone to contest him

"I'm only defending the nazi because-"

Homemade cheeseburger macaroni

Shallow Gravy has now dropped out of the Freedom 250 celebration.

Me after establishing boundaries, consent, and a safe word

Gonna get started early and get started right.

Haven’t posted a chicken update because remember I said I hated it? I’m coming around and will be working on it more today 20x20 in oil paint #wip

Me: wanna use the leaf blower Daughter: yeah can you blow me? Me: ....

Mr president the coffee has hit the lower intestine...

Corruption kink, but it's just me convincing the table to get an appetizer.

Trying to get me some post nap clarity

Just saw they made a protein kraft mac and cheese. Back in my day we added sliced hot dog for protein. This isn't natural! It goes against God's design.

Committing to the bit but to an uncomfortable and arguably insufferable degree.

My wife and I saw you from across the bar. We need a third for bar trivia and you look like a nerd.

Saw Backrooms. 6/10 and i'm only rating so high because the acting was on point, set design, and music. but the rest.... idk just wasn't it.

Man these fireworks are getting really fucking expensive...

Really felt like osteoporosis was gonna be more of thing growing up.

Clocking in to be emotional support coworker again today.

Idk if I should be worried about how she positions herself under the coach like this just to see me or that she looks like an owl from this angle…

Woke discord boy who only replies to all the girls in the server for an unknown reason.

You should go on more silly lil walks when you can.

Would really like for one day at work to not be told "you're wrong, that's not possible" only to be proven right within a few subsequent hours.

I'll like your post, but i'm not gonna understand it

Sorry can't talk right now, my wife just got a new tattoo and is breaking down the artist's polycule lore to me for the rest of the day.

It's a different kind of pain when you find out your moot is European. Like what even ...

Get a 401K and put some money away in savings every month. You'll be grateful you did later when you get laid off like me.

Anime? You mean your cousin Annie-Mae?

I know times are tough but I've seen assholery, controversial commentary, creeps, and general bad vibes A LOT lately. Let's try to remember a big part of the reason we all moved over here was to get away from that. I know people are people but we can work together to keep this a good place to be 💙

How that post I just skipped in my following feed, looks at me when I see it again in discover

☆ copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you the first post you made that made them want to block you ☆

My response rate is directly tied to your pfp. If it's the wrong color, or confusing my mind simply forgets you exist until you change it again.

Here take this *Gives you all my insecurities in a brown paper bag*

Sliding into your dms to akwardly say hi and never be seen again

Don't worry you can take the hint, it's free actually.

Sure i could make myself a proper lunch or i could just eat 5 slices of bread and a soda....

He's a 10, but he posts with his mouth full.

Slut shaming, but only because she's into it

Getting apologies from the devs who caused the prod bugs last Friday. Which yeah thanks, but I'd accept not submitting unreviewed ai slop as a more tangible apology.

Alright, now that I am getting the hang of designing and building these things... I might open commissions in the near future if there is interest 👀

If you have had premarital sex we can't be moots. I use this account to get closer to God.

Every holiday I say I will not go to the trouble of cooking something special, and ever holiday I make myself a liar.