Why doesn't ikea have a drive thru. I have a deep need for meatballs, mashed potatoes, and an armoire. But, I don't want to get dressed.

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ur in his dms he's stimming wife wife wife wife wife every time i message him

Hey (with the intention of getting euthanized)

hey (with the intention of going to the bookstore together)

LAW LAWLAW LAW LAW

block this clown

shithead mods not only perms banned Link but now slapped juniper with an 'intolerance' lable i how this lowtax Speedrun has the canonical ending if you get my drift

Hey gorgeous wanna come back to my place drink some dollar store wine while we try to hit it big on some 1$ scratch offs I got with my workers comp?

do people like creepy captions?

Who is this Perry fellow and why do all my videos games want me to do him?

Mcconnell could die, and she'd still find a way to lose this election.

No please Baconator was my father, call me Son of Baconator.

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

Nooo, I was soo close to 1k. Never mind...

Many new followers, i am following back as best i can. If you haven't gotten a follow, comment below your name, address and ssn or TIN. Estimated waits are approximately 2 business days.

guys you have to follow the small accounts so they can get big enough to crash out

Howdy partner, i forgot my password at home. Can i borrow yours?

Very upset to learn that when you make a woman squirt it's just pee and not ink like a Squid.

Ok for fuller context because I keep getting asked. I don't think the site is going to just disappear or anything, but I am fearful of a lot of the vibrant users I follow leaving. If I've ever interacted with you, I guarantee I would like to keep that

Who out here tramsing their grener

All the best brains deal with stress by repeatedly thinking about it and fixating on it. Glad I got one.

So I am really getting the vibe this place may in fact implode so If you want my discord DM me. Just in case 👀

Put your clothes back on, Psych is playing and in this house we love characters.

Exotic pets are for all genders!

Hey I talk and think about this all the time. This circular “just asking questions” routine is a classic of the genre for AI boosters. They do not want to come to an agreement with you, they want you to roll around in the mud until you doubt yourself. Do not waste your time

FREE LEMON AND BASTARD MAN #JUSTICE4SHIDD

no one: bsky team: BTW AI IS PEOPLE

Got a newer 3d printer to do dnd minis, but in reality i've been printing figures for the kids and dollhouse stuff for the wife. Who knew how impressive a 1:12 size candle sconce could be.

S: ends complaint about work issues Me: hmm, have you heard of this thing, the revolution? A: I might be interested, do you have any literature? Me: so much! almost too much

Won first place at a friend's Ren faire themed birthday party today! Didn't even realize I was in a competition! And now I'm home and getting cozy ❤️

justice 4 lemon!!!!! she’s an angel she doesn’t deserve this

We can do this the easy way, the easier way, or the banana way. Your choice tex.

Explain your username. I really like fish sauce, and I am your friend. But on a deeper level I wanted a name that was unique that I could tie into my se Asian heritage.

this one goes out to all the men out there:

I can say the C word, my best friend is a calculator.

Personally if I worked at bsky I would think long and hard about what I post. That's just me though, and I don't have a degradation kink.

The results. Currently cooling

Why does the media have to be social? Maybe the media has had a long day and needs to rest before seeing anyone.

You know what fuck you *unzips your .zip file*

Bout to get [food] anybody want some?

just accidentally called kristi noem crispy gnome and i don’t even care to correct myself

Feel like we live in a world that critique has become very hard. Now people take any critique as an attack on their person hood, even those in good faith that are well reasoned. So it causes everyone to be far too careful in sharing thoughts on topics and having meaningful discussion.

loggin in to the bluesky psych ward, grab them grippys and a coloring book

Critique of Jane Goodall's legacy from a prominent Kenyan voice on conservation

Y'all I'm three beers in but this last one was 15% 1 like, 1 fish lore

*Chris Cornell voice* Spoon Man

me lookin at yalls memes like

Who wants to go jump in some leaf piles and contract ring worm?

that was rude