I did naht suck her off I did naht. Oh hai mark

Iron sharpens iron, woke sharpens woke

kms the pentagon

im learning so much from her

did my shot 💉

can a bitch get a pussy????

i love being an old lady, it rules

ye though i walk through the valley of the shadow the hedgehog

A tank crew with the unit’s favorite — a little fox named Trofeyka. Leningrad Front, 1944. Photo by Vsevolod Tarasevich. (colorized)

oh HELL yeah today's shot day!!!

is that good?

can’t wait to have a friend it sounds awesome

birdie FACT: i am a perfect sweetiepie angel

goooood morning bluesky!!!! im going to try and buy a car todayyyyyy!!!

You get a medal every time an oomf falls in love with you

it's a quarter to eight, time to get in my motherfucking nightgown and go to bed

Allah made me trans for a reason, it's up to me to figure out that reason.

i want to be so hot that it takes people a while to realize im crazy

The CDC recommends being a cuck

This is what it would look like if Nintendo would have went with the entire Bee Movie script as the title for the New Pokémon game instead of Pokopia.

i wish i could fast forward 24 hours but i saw adam sandlers click

what if i just dry shave a little bit rq

it's Don't Kill Yourself Tuesday

rip joe brandon, one of the presidents of all time

it only tuesday

Girls who are [Hungry] can make [Noodles]

im being personally attacked

*strokes your hair* Get petted, idiot

facts

i have never played a Zelda video game

i think more girls should kiss each other

the mf ramen queen 😤

spicy ramen time 😋

what i call it when i hilt that blonde elf and he nuts in his belly button from prostate stimulation alone

guess y'all weren't ready for that one

need to gag on a girl's cock

i hate asking my parents for help

bird sister

oh. it's snowing. how bout dat.

cross my sex and hope to die, stick a needle in my thigh

Girl advice: Kiss her til her knees give out then call her a faggot

sorry

save me pink monster

i wish someone had told me this in the beginning of my transition now it's too late 🙃

they're doing this to me tomorrow

This sounds so relaxing

im so mad that people can remember old versions of me. get rid of that. delete that memory. it should be illegal to remember me as i once was. u are only allowed to see me as i am now.