lmao

being pro-genocide isn't gonna fix your sevenhead

*uncounts your chocula*

Bad Empanada fans are proof that there is no loving god

render unto little caesar that which is hot and ready

this is a way you can help make a difference and look rad as hell too

guess who officially has "treatment resistant depression"

"Don't criticize them years before the election! They aren't running yet! Don't criticize them during the election! You might hurt their chance to win! Don't criticize them after the election! They aren't running anymore!" You are subservient dogs

I'm gonna put you on a fucking leash actually

Racists think Dearborn exists in a quantum state where despite occupying a county that went Blue, it exists in all swing states simultaneously and cost Harris many many times its total population in votes.

You're doing the "sure I was racist, but you were mean and thats worse" meme

Bluesky employees to their userbase:

the US has already lost in iran, their only hope was iran collapsing in a day or two, and it didn't, so now their only options are to declare victory & slink away or try to put boots on the ground & lose way harder

the further I get into the final arc of Utena with my wife, the more I adore this beautiful mess

sometimes I take solace in the fact that my hysterectomy can't be undone after countless sneered "you'll ALWAYS be a woman as long as you have a uterus whether you like it or not"s, I got rid of that thing and no one can ever put it back

if you need me I'll be stanning Anthy Himemiya forever

"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!" counterpoint! the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time

the devs on this web site are unable to refrain from insulting the gross freaks who use it, pure professionalism from the team responsible for such classics as "waffles!" & also 'head of T&S banning the user who caught them faving teen porn on main'

my job tends to ebb and flow, and I'm actually thankful on the days like today when there's a lot to do

Ryan grim inadvertently outing himself as a hardcore antisemite to try and claim Platner isn’t one is VERY funny

I will never vote for Kamala Harris.

Bsky devs: "our users are beyond stupid, we are the smartest people alive and nobody understands technology like us" Also bsky devs: "I put my phone in the pool because it was hot"

Hey my girlfriend had a lot of things slam her all at once and she needs our help to cover rent for a while. she needs about 750 a month Please share and help if you can. Cashapp: $Alyssa222s Venmo: @AlyssaS222 Paypal available on request

WhyBskyTeam: welp, got my dick stuck in the toaster again fml this always happens to me <a few posts later> WhyBskyTeam: WELL WELL WELL looks like the kinkshamers have arrived. people acting like they've never wanted to fuck their toaster before, that's cute. you dipshits just don't get it.

frankly I think we'd all be better off if the ai that vibe coded this app just went ahead and deleted the whole thing

if I was rich, probably the only impractical thing I'd splurge on would be having someone roll me up in a massive warm tortilla for naps

@alysonica.bsky.social blocking accounts that boost Palestinian accounts and trans people and adding them to blocklists makes you complicit in genocide

5.

I will never vote for Will Stancil.

my 9 games (made with my9games.com) some of these represent the entire series (e.g. Alan Wake + Alan Wake 2)

oh fuck my tank just ran over the #sheshed, oh god i'm so sorry I hope no one was in there

I wasn't a tankie until people started calling me one and then I was like 'Oh actually that's a great idea, thank you!'

Bluesky is a site where the codebase is AI generated but the rude tags on posts are painstakingly done 100% by hand

Good morning! Yes, this is he

It is literally the easiest thing in the world to get a medical discharge. I know of someone who got it for claiming erectile dysfunction. There are so many resources for how to leave. If you stay it is a choice and a genocidal one. And I have no sympathy

I'm going to die of secondhand embarrassment and it's this guy's fault

In full sincerity I believe this is a good time to switch to Linux for everyone. This is becoming about more than just product preference, it’s about safety, privacy, democracy and human rights, and concentration of power and propagation of misinformation

Anyways @ladyfirewind.com is a huge narcissistic TERF and a danger to herself and her children. I'm attaching screenshots of her signal ramblings including her plans for premeditated murder in a reply, one is in the quote. If you can help get that seen by someone who can do something please do.

Watching more tax dollars then I will generate in my entire life be wasted on trying to blow up a drawing of a drone on the ground and crying tears of joy that we are going to lose and the American empire will fall

The only person at bsky who works for a living is the guy who manually marks posts telling them to eat shit as rude

holy shit the people running this place are fucking terrible at it why allow us to block an account if blocking that account gets us banned? fucking amateur hour

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Holy fucking shit. I can't even dunk on this, it's so stupid.

Rio is an absolute sweetheart and she needs us to spot her some cash for food!

I get this song stuck in my head a lot since seeing Wednesday 13

hormones? well tell her to keep it down im watching columbo

"I've been aware of The Killer since birth"

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

being married to someone who is both an excellent chef (former caterer) and expresses their love via cooking is such a blessing