Masc folks, what kind of flowers do you like?

Song of the day takes us back to a simpler time when this shit was EVERYWHERE

“Just a nibble” is the new “just the tip” - @augustreverie.bsky.social This woman is my freakin twin istg

For #MetalMonday What Are Your Favorite Killswitch Engage Songs? 1. The Arms of Sorrow 2. The End of Heartache 3. My Curse 4. Rose of Sharyn 5. Lost

Dried figs look like ball sacks... I didn't think about it until after I packed a few for lunch. FML

Well, he said something dumb but not prejudiced. He asked how I expect to bag a nice farm boy or gal if I look like a vampire lmaooo But then he said I look stylish so I'll take it. He keeps telling me there's plenty of hot farmers in Iowa and he can hook me up 😂

Do I wanna shock my dad with my pics from yesterday? Yes, I think I do. 😈 I'm slowly teaching him that Blackness isn't about what you look like or the things you enjoy, but it's about community. I'm also teaching him about the queer issues. He's learning. Slowly.

Welcome to the day where conservatives use one MLK quote to make themselves feel better but also somehow simultaneously hope to make us feel bad

remember what mr. rogers said: “look for the hamburger helpers”

I REALLY need $350 so I can see Florence and The Machine in Nashville. I'm obsessed now and that means I need to go to a show.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF MY FIRST REAL FRIENDS HERE @meltedliquid.bsky.social, you have been a source of joy, laughter, kindness, and comfort over the last year and I'm so proud to call you my friend. I hope this year brings you everything you put into the world. You deserve it.

Since somebody put me on an "anti-Blackness" list (somehow), here's your reminder on MLK Day that I'm Black all day and night long. 2 years ago in Montgomery with the chair heard 'round the world. Yes, I signed it, too. 🙂‍↕️

I had someone waiting for me when I fucking got here. I am not in the mood to talk. This sucks ASS.

My boss wouldn't let me be off today because I'm the only one who can submit payroll (I'm not the payroll manager btw). Just, uh... Trying not to scream, I guess.

In honor of MLK day, I present to you a timely quote that the YTs never seem to remember… curious

Only bad thing about putting on a full face of makeup is taking the shit off... I don't want to.

Fuckin Patriots...

To be clear, Disney asked for quotes, then deleted the post because folks passed the vibes check 😂

This man just told me I'm serving cunt today lmaooo I'm talking to 2 people (which I'm not a fan of, but I gotta quit getting hung up on one person in the talking phase) and he's also very nice and fun. Might go on a date next weekend. On the other side of the damn state, but meh.

Listen, if you turn on the big light and now I can feel my socks, I’m your problem for the rest of the day.

Couldn't decide which one looked less dumb, so here's all 3 lol

My friend I met at my craft group texted me to ask what vibe I'm going for today (we like to dress up and be cute) and I said I'm going for goth hussy today. Let's see if I can make this happen.

Considering my mental health was in the toilet this time last year and I was still less than a year out from having my gallbladder removed, I'm pretty proud of my progress. (I have shoulders 😭😭😭)

Real tired of these politicians talking about doing shit peacefully. A mom got shot in the face in front of her wife. I don't think we're the problem, brother.

My dad said something I must relay so I can post my follow-up. He said the reason certain people won't talk to me romantically is because I have blue hair and I should smile more. Disrespectfully, those folks can suck my ass from front to back. You're gonna take this RBF and Eternal Blue hair.

It's craft day and vinyl night, so of course I spent 20 minutes deciding which records to take because I'm incredibly pretentious about my taste in music. 🙂‍↕️

thinking about how the ocean backs it up and dumps it for the moon

Me and who? (Looking for a pile of fermenting fruit to start a family in) #flypost

Creamy chicken and dumplings for dinner Also, being adamant about parsley not tasting like anything just proves you don't know what you're doing with it. Hope that helps! (I'm subskeeting TF out of somebody with that last comment.)

My girls decided I'm not getting up, so I guess I'm going to nap with them.

Reconciled with my dad. He's a blithering idiot at times, but he's my blithering idiot and, honestly, he's grown a bit since the last time we talked. He stopped asking when I'm bringing home a Black man and has instead started asking me why I'm bad at being gay lmaooo BROTHER I WISH I KNEW

I'm being a happy little hermit today, but I'm gonna drop this here to check on periodically throughout the day. Ask me things! You can be horny but not creepy. We stan sex positivity here. No, I'm not telling you my bra size. 😘

Hit right in the nostalgia

I need a trip back to Cincinnati ASAP. I miss my home, but it's too fuckin cold right now lmao All the stuff by the river that I love won't be fun if it's freezing. I should plan a little extended weekend. I need to get lost in the art museum.

Today's song of the day. I go through periods of not listening to Sleep Token so I can experience them all over again. 😌

Did I mention I hate piercings? Took my second nose ring out overnight because my dumbass forgot to clean it and it got a little swollen. I just had to force my jewelry back through... I AM NEVER GETTING PIERCED AGAIN! I have enough holes in my face.

Okay. I need to work on my personal project more, finish my final paper for class, do laundry, clean, and do a little self care today like reading and washing my hair. It's a lot, but I guess I should tackle one and just keep going.

Prescription drugs should not have commercials

i stare at the moon the way you people stare at feet

consensual objectification and chill?

I'm so happy I don't have roommates. I am eating my lil pizza, drinking my diet Coke, and absolutely losing my shit over this album all over again. Seeing it played in full changed my brain chemistry.

Driving to Sheetz in the middle of the night on a Friday for a pizza flat. Seriously. The smallest joys bring me the most of it.

This is where it all started lmaooo

Guy and I had a nice, long chat about his fears around dating and he was shocked I didn't turn tail and run. I went this long without getting laid. If I see a valid connection breeding, I can wait longer to make sure it's real. I'm a big girl. He's very sweet and I'm enjoying myself.

If you don't listen to anything else I ask of you this year (besides maybe thinking about giving me tattoo and/record money for my birthday in April lmao), please do one thing for me: Please read at least 1 nonfiction book. I bought Braiding Sweetgrass last year and I can't wait to start it.

do you even gay, bro?

Movie -> porn parody: Grinding Nemo (Wait, that was just “The Shape of Water”)

Laughing about the time I was crossing into Missouri and said, "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" and I got the NASTIEST look from the person driving lmaooo DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME NOT TO???

I need them to play this next month.

TYREEK HILL BET NOT GO BACK TO THE CHIEFS ISTG I WILL RIOT