Oh hey. It's @deviwestside.bsky.social

Y'all I'm fuckin wrecked lmao I'm so old, bro. Play "My Neck, My Back" but it's just listing everything that hurts.

I got to talk to Haley from gore. 😭 I was too nervous to ask for a picture because I'm a dingus, but she was so nice!

I will never get tired of seeing Black kids in the pit. I'm too old for that shit but man it feels good to watch the next gen have a fuckin blast.

Please ignore the moon face. I'm retaining water like a kiddie pool. Which is ironic seeing that not having kiddies is the reason I'm retaining water. ANYWAY OFF TO SEE THE BAND @beardyjim.com MADE ME OBSESSED WITH

genies, lawyers, and content recommendation algorithms all have one thing in common: if you're either too vague or too specific when telling them what you want, they're gonna find and exploit every possible loophole 😂

Speaking of music, have we figured out why Mr. Fantasy was in the Thanksgiving Day parade last year? I'm not complaining. I love him. He just doesn't have an album out yet and I feel like that's odd lol

Hey, Tidal. Play me some white people music. *Plays Coldplay* Okay, not like that.

Just wanted to shout out Clive Barker since its pride month. Writer and director. He gave us so many amazing horror movies and book. Everything from Hellraiser, Candyman, Nightbreed, and Rawhead Rex. He came out in 96 when his book (one of my favs) Sacrament featured a gay protagonist.

Go watch one of my favorite people on this here app. She's simply precious and deserves a great first stream!

I have task paralysis and my body is still recovering from a wild bout of crippling PMS, so I'm gonna take a nap about it, I suppose.

Y'all, I got a gorgeous chair for $5 at Goodwill. I also got the world's ugliest jeans and I don't know why.

Still collecting books for, by, and about queer people. If you're so inclined, you can send me one from my wishlist. @ephemerawoman.bsky.social sent me one of my favorites and I'm so very grateful! Thanks in advance! throne.com/carolinakate

I can't get the lid off of one of my favorite cups and I'm gonna crash out real quick

Kingdom of Giants and gore. tonight! AT AN INDOOR VENUE SO YOU CAN SUCK IT, THOR! Then tomorrow is the Greensboro Summer Solstice Festival and I'm quite excited for that. Only $10 to get in and there's a drum circle, vendors, food, and other fun witchy activities. Need an outfit, though.

An account called "hot chocolate and whipped cream" has followed me. I, uh... Yeah. I mean, like YEAH but also, on Juneteenth? For real? You had to just do me like that?

why is it called friends with benefits and not cumrades

Now I am losing my name too; it grows shorter and shorter, and now I am called: Yours. Franz Kafka, 1920.

Wow Thanks for that. (How dare you @ me like this)

Iced coffee should be free everywhere for queers during PRIDE month

After spending all day on Twitter: People are essentially evil. After spending all day in the real world: People are essentially decent. After spending all day on Bluesky: People are essentially 38 years old.

It me.

if i came in my pants would you still call me superman

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no one: guys flirting: "oh yeah?"

Two wrongs don’t make a right but two negatives makes a positive

Sorry I deactivated. I was so doggone heartbroken last night that it felt necessary so I wasn't word vomiting online between fits of crying until I gave myself a headache... I'm better today. Still quite sad but better. It's been rescheduled for August 4th. 23 years a little longer to go.

It's been cancelled.

A nasty ass man was tackled for taking upskirt pictures what in the fuck is this day oh my god

NEVER KILL YOURSELF THERE IS STILL TIME TO FIND BEAUTY IN LIVING

So uh, there's a severe weather alert and the show has been postponed. I've been rained on. They're taking Nova Twins' instruments down. Y'all. If this show gets cancelled, go ahead and commit me.

If you thought I wasn't gonna hit a Myspace style pic and make my hair as big as possible for this occasion, you forgot that I was born in the 1900s 😂

WHY AREN'T MY TAX DOLLARS IMPROVING THE GODDAMN INFRASTRUCTURE

Jerk off break

I bet doing coke with Billy Mays that Oxy clean guy was a blast… You run out at 3 am and he just looks up at you smiling…but wait there’s more!!!

I was more than just a body in your passenger seat and you were more than just somebody I was destined to meet

My period decided that I can't fit any of my hoe clothes today so we gotta make my ultimate outfit fun yet baggy 😅 Thankfully, my Evanescence shirt is too big for me now, so that oughta work out real nice.

Do you have daddy issues? Would you like some?

IYKYK

It's easy for people to ignore your feelings. It's less easy to ignore the brick you throw at them after they do it for the millionth time.

Tire plug kit acquired Bought some cute new nail polish Got breakfast Stopped to let a vulture grab its meal from the middle of the road Saw my favorite stray cat and fed her I think I'm gonna be okay. Day just started off funky.

trojan horse? you mean the 🗣️GREEK 🗣️PONY 🗣️CLUB

Also will someone please send me a lot of money so I can have Savage Garden's debut album on white vinyl? You can only get it in Australia and uh, lmao tariffs + fascism make that purchase rather hefty

Somebody go get the purple cotton candy Alani then tell me if I'm crazy for thinking it doesn't taste like anything.

to the tune of Maniac: She's a Baby Cat, Baby Cat on the floor And she's purring like she's never purred before

This week was going so well. I should've known something insanely unlucky would happen lmao Why is my tire flat?

Have to force myself to sleep now, but throwback to a time when no one could spell the band's name right, MTV played music, and Bloodrayne was the vampire everyone wanted to fuck. Good. Times.

Falling asleep listening to Evanescence like I did in 2003. I truly believed that my parents would literally beat me to death one day because they hate me for not being like them. This music gave me the will to live. Tomorrow, Kayla gets her Make-A-Wish before being laid to rest at last.

OH GOD

They should invent a body that doesn't ache from head to toe every month when you don't get pregnant.