Blowing Bubbles👍🏼 Blowing Bubba👎🏼

started off a shitty week, sick since monday, water heater failure 1am wednesday, locking myself out of my apt this morning my first day back to work; but then my raise came through that i've been waiting over a month for, and they surprised me with their generosity. now the week is a net positive.

When someone's post has 69, 420, or 666 likes, i can't bring myself to hit the like button and ruin it. i have to remember to come back and like it later after someone else does it. (i also can't step on cracks)

Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"

CW: SA i was raped at 15. i was a child. Fuck you Megyn Kelly.

The thing i find funny about "The dog that didn't bark" is that he's always using Dog as an insult with inappropriate verbs like "fired like a dog" or "dumped like a dog" and this one about him is accurate.

15-year-olds aren’t “barely legal.” There is no such thing as “underage women” they’re fucking CHILDREN.

it's almost 2am; i've been sick for days, and now i have maintenance in my apartment because i woke up to a loud and wet water heater and soaking floors. this vacation is just perfect. 🫠

i worked at a diner night club run by armenian mafia in the 90s and the nightclub manager Frankie came in to the kitchen at like 2am; he grabbed me by the chef coat, slammed me up against a wall, jammed his pistol into my chin and said "Who taught you to make a fuckin roast beef sandwich!?"

A delicate bouquet of queerness

I've been sick for days now, and it's times like this i wish i had someone in my life, just to feel my forehead for a fever, or make me a cup of tea, just any little sympathetic attention. Ok whiny boy time over, thanks for listening.

motherfuckers better get scarce when i come strapped with a fuckin sandwich DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT

The phrase “the dog that didn’t bark” comes from “Silver Blaze,” one of Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes. In it, Holmes deduces that the thief and murderer must have been someone familiar to the dog guarding the stables—because the dog didn’t bark when the crime occurred.

Thinking about Dad. Chicken Joe was one ridiculous and cool cat.

I aspire to one day be called "Queen of the Monsteras"

Is bukkakaraoke a thing?

I feel like this dress was made for me. am i a masculine femme? or a feminine masc? or just balanced?

Windmill Shark Battery Magnets (the name of my new band)

Another vector of bullshit: i took today and tomorrow off to have a three day vacation (trying to use up my pto before end of year) with yesterdays paid holiday. But i have been sick since monday. and that's a bunch of crap. time off isn't for being sick!

it's nice. my feed has Ducks, Northern Lights, and Boobs this morning. delightful.

My sexual prowess as a character

Abolish ICE Release the Files Restore the Republic

okay so this horrible gaudy shit is grotesque but a thing that really upsets me is the lack of aesthetics hanging the portraits, and they're NOT LEVEL.

Repost with an iconic fictional band: Mok Swagger (voiced by Lou Reed) youtu.be/r7PCaKs-p_0

got my hair did by a real hair person. i love it.

JUSTICE FOR THE EARL OF SANDWICH!

Cheers and happy 4:20 from Gregory and Shmegory. It's been a whiskey and a beer kind of day.

I mean, a Subway sandwich is one thing, but can you imagine if it was a Cubano? There definitely would have been terrorism charges.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

i prefer "The Earl of Sandwich" to "The Sandwich Guy" can we run that up the ladder for approval?

a little Nero, a little Vitellius...

This is moments before some manly rasslin starts...

Merry Samhain to any peeps who roll pagan style. let's call the ancestors, shall we? 🌒🌕🌘

apropos of nothing

I was doing my end of month numbers today and year-to-date my dept has produced 640K prerolls, and we have used 2400lb of weed. that seems like a lot. we're so jaded, i took in 200lb from the farm the other day and i was like "that's it?" (i've still got another couple tons coming from this harvest)

I don't miss the amount of labor it takes to make plays, but i miss the satisfaction of having made a play. Here's one of my favorites, with Children's Shakespeare Theatre, these are from my King John (à la Guy Ritchie/Tarantino)

my team won a trophy! (we'll do better than 3rd next year i promise!) this thing is so heavy, it has been dubbed "the murder weapon"

if you destroy the jobs market, and take away any social support to keep people fed, you can expect thefts and perhaps looting, which you can escalate into conflict which you can use to justify mass arrests and then sell everyone into slavery at the places you're building for that purpose. the end.

Andrew Aguecheek and Sir Toby Belch

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers"

we used to have proper movies

Dildécor update: The apartment maintenance people were coming around today so i dildecorated a bit (tastefully). Well, i got home the same moment they were coming to my apt, so they came in with me and ive never seen anyone not see something as much as them 🤣

TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME: The official Massachusetts SNAP website now warns that Trump is “choosing not to issue November SNAP benefits that help you and many families put food on the table.” It also warns of cuts due to “Congressional Republicans and President Trump” in the “One Big Beautiful Bill.”

my fridge is finally starting to come together. one of my oldest friends sent me the amazing dragon picture. (and my bestie gave me the pride and prejudice and zombies postcard)

I just learned that merkins still exist

i don't know if i have everything i need but im thinking about crafting a dildo nativity scene..

😘😍🍆🍑✨😃😃🔥😳😟🔥🔥🔥🔥🤯😵‍💫 this is hieroglyphics it translates to "i knew a couple once who tried to use Tiger Balm as a lubricant"

to all the folks who followed me today, i apologize in advance for the quality of my posts. i know this is bluesky and i still try to make jokes.

nice. you go girls!

The thing about slurs is, if you use one (like the r-word), that means that you don't think everyone is equally deserving of dignity, which means you think that there are lines between who deserves dignity and who doesn't, and you can't really be surprised when other people draw different lines.