Sam Coates of Sky News went to Manchester (43% Black and Asian) to do a piece on Andy Burnham’s prospects and in his 17 minute video interviewing residents failed to interview a single Black or Asian person news.sky.com/video/sam-co...

Shout out to the Scots showing the lovely Americans what alcohol, travel insurance, and socialised health care waiting at home can achieve. "Big historical horsecunt was pure beggin' for a conin'", noted one onlooker.

Please everyone who sees this chode in perpetuity only say "Her penis" to him

"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."

This is the only virtual event I have scheduled for Pride, so if you haven't been able to see me live, darling, see me on that screen this is gonna be a fun one

You should be able to take your dad for an autism assessment on Father’s Day. A bit like how you’d treat your mother to a full body massage, or afternoon tea

Selika Lazevski was an equestrienne in Belle Époque Paris. In 1891, she was the subject of a series of six portraits at the studio of Paul Nadar in Paris. #CelebratingWomen

I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products

Best to not even see them as separate to Reform. This was just the really-not-afraid-to-be-hateful wing of Reform. Meaning the far-right got 42% of the vote, a ceiling for them.

An example of how journalistic standards have fallen in recent years, is that I’ve seen that picture of Burnham between Count Binface and the fox, and not one caption begins with “Andy Burnham (centre)…”

Congratulations to Andy Burnham. But this isn’t a team of advisers which looks like challenging wealth and power. The race for Greater Manchester mayor starts today and it’s Greens v Reform.

They really did lmao

That "American Flag Blue" paint is delaminating from the reflecting pool 😅 Polyurea pipeliner is a complex application that requires insane attention to detail. Inadequate surface prep, failure to remove laitance, moisture contamination, poor temperature control, rushing the cure period.

*Pushes up brim of Stetson* "Pretty fancy shootin' there, Tex."

I get some consolation that no one in this administration can go out in public with their families, to enjoy a meal, or church or a movie without someone turning on them. Can you imagine what the children of these people are experiencing? It makes me cry for the kids. But not Dumbold’s kids.

I appreciate how people are conducting themselves here

I went to my local wine shop, purchased a mid range bottle of champagne, put it in the fridge to chill, and will open it when it happens. And every day I open the fridge and see that bottle I will remember it might happen today, or it might not. But it will definitely happen some day.

aha the offshoot of these decisions is that i'm very excited for a whole new era of engineering disaster podcasts

'My "I will ban you for mentioning that photo of me chumming it up with a Neo Nazi" T Shirt is raising a lot of questions that I will ban you for as warned by my T Shirt'

Mamdani: "Solidarity with a government that is committing genocide is a very different thing than a question of solidarity with people of a specific faith. I'm proud to be a mayor of the city with the largest Jewish population in this country."

Oi mate you got a license for that wank

Cervical cancer deaths fall to zero in young women given vaccine. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oh also? Hes a white supremacist. He wants a white Canadian ethnostate. But yeah. He totally killed his wife.

Guys, I think this dude killed his wife. He killed his wife who makes cake...but wants to eat her cake too.

New UK study finds women who received an HPV vaccine in early adolescence have virtually no risk of dying from cervical cancer before the age of 30. Unfortunately vaccination rates are falling due to misinformation and fears.

every time a new actor gets announced for the Harry Potter series it's basically an actor saying to the world "I don't know any trans people and if I do I certainly don't give a shit about them." get fucked Peter Serafinowicz you can get in the bin with Nick Frost and Hugh Laurie and Michelle Gomez

The lid of a storage tank at the Moscow Oil Refinery was blown off and sent flying.

My left foot is so fucked that when I stub my toes on the fucking rug (something I shouldn’t be able to do), it hurts so much I want to cry

It’s important for people to know Patrice Lumumba wasn’t just “assassinated” by some random Congolese. He was murdered by the the CIA with Belgian and British MI6 connivance. “The Spy Who” did a dramatisation of this, worth listening to: open.spotify.com/episode/3QM3...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrice... Some context. Oh and fuck Belgium

And just three old men are responsible for 90% of the world’s problems.

My first youTube in a while: Regenerating Doctor 12 (Peter Capaldi) to Doctor 13 (Jodie Whittaker) youtu.be/iyMIbGifW94?... via @YouTube

Ok, who’s chopping onions?

Watching King of the Hill last night Restaurant owner: Since I bought those propane patio heaters, people have been eating outside, even when it's cold Hank: Well, clean, even heating is just one of the fourteen reasons- Restaurant owner: Yeah, yeah. I remember your toast at my daughter's wedding

lol shut up

When utilized in literature review, LLMs consistently 1. fail to mention female authors in female-led literatures, 2. insist that men are more influential or more heavily cited when this is contradicted by objective citation counts, and 3. attribute women’s work to hallucinated male scholars.

The media loves the tale of Brianna Ghey who tragically killed herself due to the pernicious influence of social media and transgender, except for the fact she was murdered by transphobes in a park, but she was out and about as a trans girl, so basically She got herself killed whats the diff

Also disabled and/or infertile, and I am deathly serious about this. (I am all four and it is really fucking obnoxious to hear about how this wasn’t what anyone had in mind.) Children are their own individuals with their own bodies and minds and interests. Get used to it.

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A beautiful takedown of a bit of homophobic Telegraph pearl wringing that's as unhinged as the headline suggests. A highlight:

The England fans have been warned that they may be thrown out of the stadium if they insist on chanting "He's Fat, Got Piles, He's in the Epstein Files, Tump's a cuuuunt ! Trump's a cuuuunnt !!" - which should serve as perfect motivation to chant it all the louder...

The orange cunt will be allowed to lift the world cup trophy with the winning team. Everyone should let Iran win it. #WorldCup

this is pretty brilliant - a potato in your pocket when you're en route home from a party would seem genius level after a few drinks.

'Force everyone to use their real name on social media' my guy please talk to a member of a marginalized or otherwise oppressed group as to why that's a bad idea

Hey pals, does anyone else here have capillaritis, and if you do, do you have any recommendations to make it look less gnarly? The state of my feet and legs is getting me so very down

are any of our government going to wake the fuck up any time soon, this is proper dumbass stuff, just walking right into a pit of vipers for the fuck of it

Lots of stuff in my various feeds about various projects The Duffer Brothers have coming out, yet, after that last season of Stranger Things, those bitches can't be trusted to make so much as a goddamn sandwich. Pass

With 139 signatures, @nadiawhittomemp.bsky.social’s motion against the EHRC’s dangerous code of practice is now the most signed EDM of any kind since 2021. It will also be the most widely supported motion to annul or disapprove a policy in even longer. edm.parliament.uk/early-day-mo...