Nigel Farage is risibly trying to turn Ann Widdecombe into Charlie Kirk.

Nigel Farage has sent an email to Reform UK supporters tonight saying “we don’t know whether there were any political motives” behind Ann Widdecombe’s murder. But police have already ruled that out, saying there was “no information” to suggest the murder was “politically motivated”.

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If you know who Tom Bombardil is this is about you

Look closely. Do you see it? This is not the same man.

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"From the £5m gift to a Clacton by‑election - Farage’s timeline explained" via Mirror Politics

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that also helps explain the continuing popularity of Mrs Brown's Boys.

Surprisingly, my own polling suggests that 2 in 5 Britons are stupid cunts. What a statistical coincidence!

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When is bins? BINS. IS. NOW.

Take out the trash. Bring in the bin

"You've had frogface, now try Binface' "Drain the swamp. Feel the Bin." "Taken £5m in Crypto bribes? Get in the Bin!" Clayton by election poster slogans available. Reasonable rates.

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@mrjamesob.bsky.social Nigel farrage is at it, by resigning his seat he negates any current investigation into his finance as by parliamentary authorities, so if he gets re elected all he does is declared everything and hes got off scot free, hes an utter crook.

If the English team's performance is making you feel too proud of where we live, may I suggest travelling by train?

Campaigning in Greater Manchester today and just running through some life lessons...

Fuck where your operation is based, or where your server is located, if you sell services or products in a country, you should pay taxes in that country

This place does amazing haemorrhoid cream. You just rub it on your aureseoul

Blessings to the person who referred to Haaland as “Norwegian megafauna”.

Poor taste from Kane to do a Darren Cann impression there

Bit insensitive to sing a song about walls to a stadium full of Mexicans. #TheFootball

It's the Gulf of England now, I don't make the rules.

Oh man, putting England and Norway, our palest countries, in Miami in July feels like a cruel prank

Blimey! I thought we were meant to lose by some foul injustice in the last two minutes. Isn't that what England are meant to do? No respect for tradition, these young players. They played really well with incredible heart #notMyEngland

We can't just have planned for allowing Mexico 25 minutes of relentless attacking, have we? Seems... possibly not a good plan?

What a pen! He must have a traction engine on his foot!

With tackles like that, Trump will be hosting games on the white house lawn

Get Keir Starmer on the phone to FIFA right now

DARREN CANN

Thought this was a Gunther Von Hagens thing when it first scrolled past

I can't believe the people who gave brilliant President Trump their coveted Peace Prize could find themselves accused by blueskiers of kowtowing to his demands to rescind the red card. SHAME ON YOU ALL

Patriot Front. Far right activists, or rhyming slang?

“What kind of man would cheat at this golf?” 😂

new metaphor just dropped

The stage is falling apart at the rehearsal for Freedom 250's July 4th celebration.

Can’t help thinking this one has bindun

Be careful out there.

The narrative podcast which I made, with a cast full of brilliant talents and absolute nobodies, is over for series one. All 24 episodes are now bingeable if you're the sort of person who likes to wait and binge. I think it's one of the better things I've offered the public in my time.

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