We've got it so wrong. Creating content for content's sake is the exact opposite of how it should be. It's just grist for the click machine. Food for the algorithm. Empty calories, devoid of meaning and worth. We're drowning in it. We should be creating less, but with value.

Your ma's doing life modelling again, I see.

Can I not just die instead?

farts are the ghosts of the food we eat

Sorry, I slipped.

You can always tell when The Stranglers have been in to return their books.

It’s a stupidly high bar but I believe this to be Craig Brown’s finest work

For smoking fags and playing pool…

#ASongOrMovieForBeef Steakout

100% this.

Very this. 👇

Always nice to see your name in print.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... When considering Tony Blair's opinions, please be mindful of where The Tony Blair Institute gets its funding from. It's no surprise he advocates more fossil fuels and light regulation of AI.

"What is the charge? Eating a carrot? A succulent home grown carrot?"

Rewatching The Matrix. What a movie.

Ok this is a truly great tweet

This is equivalent to the Tom Umbrella dance. I can never not watch it again.

A disconnected phone lets people go talk to people they’ve lost. Not because they answer or it “fixes” grief. At times love needs somewhere to go.We spend time pretending we’re fine. An old rotary phone in the wind quietly reminds us missing someone is normal. Continuing the conversation is normal.

Hazel MacNab, contemporary UK printmaker based in Cornwall #Womensart

Well I like volcanoes and I like meteors, but which is better?

Oh, very clever. 😆

*accidentally goes outside*

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

Uh-oh. I wouldn't want to be seaweed right now.

God-tier dad-punning here. 👏✋️

ALIEN was released 47 years ago today. One of the definitive science fiction/horror movies, and among Ridley Scott’s best, the behind-the-scenes story is like the perfect organism… 1/39

'The original stuffed animals owned by Christopher Robin Milne, which inspired his father, A.A. Milne, to create the Winnie-the-Pooh stories.' www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/t...

A perfect response. No notes.

UK heatwave day two: The swans have melted. Tea keeps evaporating. Beer gardens are now just bastard enclosures. All the trains are a people soup. The pigeons are all stuck together. A 99 with a flake costs £600. Everywhere, chaos.

like, the whole band?

Please repost this so others can rip me off all day. Amazon were supposed to put this back to full price on Friday. They haven't. Still £1.99 on Kindle. Might end any second. So get a wriggle on. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “I couldn't put it down” ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “A must-read” ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Blistering" amzn.eu/d/0aCQ0oAE

DAMN I wish I'd written this. 🤣

Great thread describing how tipping originated in the ashes of slavery...and pretty much held fast to its central tenets.

The Hottening begins

Life Goals. #art #hermit

I simply don't know what to do with how great the new Arab Strap single is. If it was a person, I'd want to stand near it and occasionally rest my head on its shoulder. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VeB...

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When your dog has a sense of humor. 😆

Bloody Reform candidates out doorstepping again, I see.

TELL SCHRÖDINGER I FUCKING LIVED!

Bet this was written by a greengrocer.

Incredible stuff. Sums up in a few paragraphs what a novel would take 100,000 to attempt - and fail - to do

This is how your email finds me

This. This is what fish were invented for. 👇

Seriously, do these people not see the hypocrisy in using resource-insatiable AI to generate this trite bullshit?