Nothing beats Yorkshire logic. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

My next gig is Exmouth Pavilion (obviously.) opening up for "Persian Comedy Powerhouse" Omid Djalili 27th Feb “So hysterically funny and at the same time so poignant and powerful that calling it standup barely does it justice.” Michael Levin said that. www.exmouthpavilion.co.uk/whats-on/omi...

People of Gorton and Denton you are our first hope - we are begging you to send the Far Right back to wherever the fuck it is they came from. #FirstHope #GortonandDentonbyelection #VoteGreen

In Gorton and Denton, vote for Hannah Spencer & the Greens. There is only one way we will defeat Reform: by working together.

I misread War on Fraud as War on Freud and I'm not clever enough to be able to think of a fanny joke. Sorry, I meant "funny".

🚨Reform leader Nigel Farage has posted on X “1 million people living in this country don’t speak any English at all. 4 million people living in this country barely speak passable English” It’s racked up 2 million views AND IT’S COMPLETELY UNTRUE youtu.be/o56Tw8vSEfE?...

The final part of his journey would have been by small boat.

It's all about the buck buck buck bucks www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

They weren't extinct they just took their time getting home. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...

There is only one way we will defeat Reform: together. That’s why I’m backing the Greens in the Gorton and Denton by-election. We are a mass movement of all ages, backgrounds and faiths — united in a belief that things can, and will, change.

They cut down a forest so they could build a bobsleigh track And a bunch of other stuff they didn't put on the posters, or mention in the commentaries, revealed in this article by Andy Bull. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

Political donations ensure that interests of the super-rich are writ large in govt policies. Capital gains & dividends are taxed at lower marginal rates than wages. No NIC is levied. Income of private equity bosses taxed as capital gains. Bribery pays but normal people can't play the game.

It's Greens Vs Reform. This Thursday we can stop Reform and have a new Green MP in Parliament. Hannah, the local plumber, who works really hard and will be a brilliant representative for Gorton & Denton. www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...

History Of Punk in punk’s historical home.

FULL STORY: PAGES 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, (How many pages do we have?) 11, 12. 13, 14, 15, (40 won't be enough) 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, ((We're going to need a bigger paper) 21, 22, 23...

Can someone please delete this - it's making us look like a bunch of hypocritical twats.

Yup it is. Mickey's version.

Leonard has been in this position for nearly 20 minutes. As far as I can tell he is fast asleep. It’s a skill, isn’t it?