Can't read this without Cilla suddenly popping up singing 🎶Surprise! Surprise!🎶 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I watched the Antonio Forcione Trio tonight at The Hub at St Mary's in Lichfield. Emiliano Caroselli on drums wow & Matheus Nova on acoustic bass also wow. The 3 of them together wow ∞. great music, stunning musicianship. If you get the chance to see them live just take it. www.antonioforcione.com

1) Kick back, listen to this and chill.😎 youtu.be/l7z84VCgnfc?... 2) pour a glass of something cold 3) repeat. Then search up tour dates and buy a ticket. wotitalian.com

The people who make dictionaries must be working around the clock writing new definitions for words to match the American President's understanding of them. Ceasefire for instance, and Peace deal. Both mean completely different things now. As does Felon, and innocent, and Truth.

The Antonio Forcione Trio The Hub at St Mary's Lichfield TONIGHT Don't miss. www.antonioforcione.com/event-27514

He's destroyed everything it stands for, wouldn't be a surprise if it fell down on its own. newrepublic.com/post/211422/...

This is really good news but the BBC newsreader literally just said Dawa Sherpa was spotted and carried down the mountain by members of a "rubbish management team" which seems unnecessarily insulting to people who acted so heroically. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I told a friend I was think of taking my wife to the most remote state in America for her birthday but I wasn’t 100% sure if she’d want to go. He said, Alaska? I said, No don’t you’ll spoil the surprise

Honestly, this is an amazing show. Go! I'm doing it for a 2nd time in September.

Tickets for my mini Scottish tour (AND Berwick-Upon-Tweed!) are on sale now. Relatable, brutally honest, laugh-out-loud comedy for people who’ve seen a bit of life. 🎤 No influencers. No nonsense. Just seriously funny comedy. 
👉 Book your tickets now before they’re gone.

To those who downloaded my book - firstly, thank you so much, I really appreciate it. Secondly, if you could find time to leave a quick review ( positive or otherwise) it all helps with the algorithm of life... Thanks. 🙏

My memoir, A Mind Of My Own is now available in paperback which means it’s cheaper. Hurrah! If you’d like a dedicated copy repost this and I’ll do a random pick of five winners in the next couple of days. If you’ve already bought/read or listened to the audible version thank you! ♥️📚

Friday 13 Nov a lucky day if you're anywhere near The Ropewalk in the shadow of the Humber Bridge. Wot Italian? Starring Antonio Forcione "Genius!" The Observer. & me "Plucks brilliance from thin air." The Scotsman Venue is a quarter of a mile long building. No really. wotitalian.com

My most recent novel is out in paperback TODAY. As you can see, there's been a dazzling redesign of the cover. Meanwhile the Kindle ebook is 99p all month. For those with no time for books, you can also buy it as a chocolate bar, a roll-on deodorant, or I can WhatsApp you the entire thing.

The idea that God would provide Ukraine Aid in Pride month as the LA Mayoral Race is happening could be a Democratic Strategy involving Susan Collins but is in no way a cynical ploy to use all the trending topics at once in an ill-fated attempt to draw attention to the post below which got nothing.

I heard his best friend Frankie say, “He ain’t dead, he’s just asleep”

Friday 13 Nov a lucky day if you're anywhere near The Ropewalk in the shadow of the Humber Bridge. Wot Italian? Starring Antonio Forcione "Genius!" The Observer. & me "Plucks brilliance from thin air." The Scotsman Venue is a quarter of a mile long building. No really. wotitalian.com

Last year I went away on tour for 4 weeks. When I came back home Leonard literally opened one eye. Not even all the way.

Finally getting round to watch "Should I marry a murderer?"

Speaking of commitment to a bit! This HKer who moved to the UK is getting ILR by meeting the language requirements and passing the citizenship test in Welsh youtu.be/U_AwIgUFIQU?...

God's put his pride flag up.

Harry Hill was a Navy Seal?

I changed the kitchen tap. I know you guys live for that kind of shit, so I thought I'd let you know. #content #gripping #WTAF

So what happens when Reform take over your local council? This. #KentCountyCouncil

My Spiny Flower mantis reached adulthood and earned his wings. They had time to dry out, so it was time to exhibit those beautiful wings! 😍 #naturephotography #nature #wildlifephotography #wildlife #macrophotography #macro #prayingmantis #mantis #insects #eastcoastkin #photography

Lot number 1 is British Democracy. Who’d like to start the bidding at 1 million? Do I hear 1 million? 1 million, do I hear 2? 9!… 9 million! Anymore? At 9 million, going once, going twice, sold! For 9 million pounds. Join us tomorrow when we’ll be selling it again www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Followers.

Still makes me roar 😂

lmao

How would we ever know?

It’s the internet man it’s all good, I’m probably a bot anyway.

@chrismartinfilm.bsky.social i thought you didn't like quote tweets. Wait. Are you calling me a coward? Because if you are bro I am perfectly prepared to delete my account and go into hiding. See if i dont.

What I liked about the English pitch against Scotland's independence back in 2014 was that if they voted yes they'd have to pay back their share of the National debt. Setting the precedent that if you hold a hostage long enough, if they escape, you can charge them back rent.

Scotland voting against independence from the English in 2014 was a case of Stockholm Syndrome that dates back 370 years before Stockholm Syndrome even existed.

Today's chosen gig is.... wait for it.... BRISTOL!!! Hen & Chicken Studio Friday 4 September Antonio Forcione "The best guitarist in the world!" - Boothby Graffoe & Boothby Graffoe "He's quite good" - Antonio Forcione WOT ITALIAN? tickets👇 www.thecomedybox.co.uk/site/301.asp...

Fancy some family-friendly comedy excellence? www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk/gigs/ Join us for shows at: ⭐ #BatterseaParkComedyFestival ⭐ #ExeterComedyFestival ⭐ #Andover The Lights ⭐ #Halifax Victoria Theatre ⭐ #Swindon Town Gardens Bowl Plus kids comedy classes in central London & Milton Keynes!

BLANCHE: Who the president chooses to pardon is not a problem, period IVEY: What's the legal basis for that statement? BLANCHE: The Constitution IVEY: The Constitution does not give him the authority to pardon in exchange for payments. It does not permit bribery

Here it is: my 2026 manifesto for the #Makerfield By-Election. Makerfield Great Again! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

I don't write Haikus They don't make much sense to me Not sure of the rules.

Trump Administration? There's an oxymoron.

Hooray for Phil Cheeseman! If only there were more like him. (and no I don’t take money from Big Nasty Tech. If ever have I don’t talk about it so it’s a mute point) tickets for all the shows with Antonio Forcione here wotitalian.com

oohh - This Boon episode has Ariel playing in the background. We're now having a singalong! @deanfriedman.bsky.social

There's a new button on the BBC news website. If only it was that simple.

Rich Wilson's Insane in the men brain podcast wotitalian.com. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0qL...

Haven't posted this in ages but i got a PRS payment for it recently for 00.37 pence. No idea why. For some reason it seems like a good way to end the evening. & I look so young! Sleep well. 17 years ago. Nick Pynn on violin Flowerface. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a8s...

I saw this show in Brighton, and thought I would spontaneously write a message to let you all know how amazing it was Don't hesitate to book a ticket or two immediately ... it'll be the best gig you see this year One of these people is a truly astonishing guitarist!

"People in this country have had enough of experts." Michael Gove said that in 2016. That moment right there should have been when we woke up. But we didn't. And here we are now.

Here we go again. How is it humiliating to have Peter Mandelson have a go at you? What's next for Keir Starmer then? Recently uncovered footage of Jimmy Saville criticising his Net Zero policy? www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

For further endorsement read the replies to the post below from people who have seen the show and are (without any desperate begging from me) spontaneously writing glowing quotes about how wonderful they thought it was. probably