1) Kick back, listen to this and chill.😎 youtu.be/l7z84VCgnfc?... 2) pour a glass of something cold 3) repeat. Then search up tour dates and buy a ticket. wotitalian.com

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It is here @mikebatt.bsky.social.

UK publishing generated £7.4 billion in revenue last year. Compare that to: Premier League football: £6.6 billion Home entertainment: £5.6 billion UK film industry: 2.8 billion Now tell me again why authors don't deserve fair contracts and better pay.

Enormous thanks to anyone who shared this or, lord, even bought the book on launch day yesterday. The hardback sold so few copies I was pretty much able to visit each buyer at home and shake their hand. But this is going better.

Friday 13 Nov a lucky day if you're anywhere near The Ropewalk in the shadow of the Humber Bridge. Wot Italian? Starring Antonio Forcione "Genius!" The Observer. & me "Plucks brilliance from thin air." The Scotsman Venue is a quarter of a mile long building. No really. wotitalian.com

My most recent novel is out in paperback TODAY. As you can see, there's been a dazzling redesign of the cover. Meanwhile the Kindle ebook is 99p all month. For those with no time for books, you can also buy it as a chocolate bar, a roll-on deodorant, or I can WhatsApp you the entire thing.

My memoir, A Mind Of My Own is now available in paperback which means it’s cheaper. Hurrah! If you’d like a dedicated copy repost this and I’ll do a random pick of five winners in the next couple of days. If you’ve already bought/read or listened to the audible version thank you! ♥️📚

Exeter Comedy Festival kicks off today with the Gala. Still tickets available. Loads of great acts on throughout ECF. The big names have sold out but there are some real gems with seats available. We're so lucky to have this going on, don't miss it! www.exetercornexchange.co.uk/book-tickets...

Months of dedication for no money from many of the people involved, just to make something worthwhile happen in our town, so reposts very welcome.

The last few days had been incredible -experiencing one of the most famous battles in British history had been fascinating and spending time among the captured airmen of Stalag Luft had left her feeling humbled. Despite being comatose, life was good! The Rest is History parts 1&2 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #BookSky

Haven't posted this in ages but i got a PRS payment for it recently for 00.37 pence. No idea why. For some reason it seems like a good way to end the evening. & I look so young! Sleep well. 17 years ago. Nick Pynn on violin Flowerface. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a8s...

A preview of this Patreon exclusive episode is stinking up the joint here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/l...

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This is a tale of forests and fables, an enchanted castle, and a beauty and a beast... But it's not the one you know The Rose and the Raven by G. Lawrence Now available on Audible! #Fairytales #FairyStories #Audiobook #BeautyandtheBeast #Audiblebook #booksky 📚 www.audible.co.uk/pd/B0CRXR29S...

The last few days had been incredible -experiencing one of the most famous battles in British history had been fascinating and spending time among the captured airmen of Stalag Luft had left her feeling humbled. Despite being comatose, life was good! The Rest is History parts 1&2 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #BookSky

Hot weather got @mbalazo.bsky.social and I talking about the Great Stink of 1858, when a heatwave cooked all the poo in the Thames. Tomorrow on Long Distance, Bit Weird's Patreon (patreon.com/longdistancebitweird).

Edinburgh here I come! @edfringe 11-20th Aug and I would love to have as many people come and see the show as possible! Please share and spread the word! Thank you! www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

I know you’re here for dog pics and/or feminist quips, but I’m also on tour! Just a handful of tickets left for a handful of shows before summer hits & I rest my microphone for a bit in favour of picking up my pen for book #2. I say hello & sign books after all shows, which I bloody love. Join me?

Any gigging musician will tell you - nothing sharpens the mind quicker than a drunk scaffolder loudly requesting a song you don't know. Usually while you are packing away #musicsky

Just had an Indian head massage... feeling very chilled. 🙏

For the last time.. Arne Slot #LFC

Hello! It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business. My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares, T-shirts and cards. I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing. gailmyerscough.co.uk

Night boat to Felixstowe

For the dads who introduced you to the best music. A Father's Day card for vinyl lovers and record collectors. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/product-page...

If you've recently upgraded your phone, I've got good news. My phone case collection now includes four new sizes: iPhone 16e, Samsung Galaxy S26, S26 Plus and S26 Ultra. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/phone-cases

Ok, this is the big one. The Wall Street Crash of 1929. You can link a LOT of where we are now to what happened then and I'm proud that we did his deep-dive. Listen with your ears.

Wednesday’s Moon was much easier to photograph than Tuesday night’s. The haze finally cleared enough to reveal a lot more surface detail and contrast across the craters and maria.

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To those who downloaded my book - firstly, thank you so much, I really appreciate it. Secondly, if you could find time to leave a quick review ( positive or otherwise) it all helps with the algorithm of life... Thanks. 🙏

To those who downloaded my book - firstly, thank you so much, I really appreciate it. Secondly, if you could find time to leave a quick review ( positive or otherwise) it all helps with the algorithm of life... Thanks. 🙏

#NewRelease! The world would make her a survivor... Destiny would make her a Queen. In Darkness Born Book One of The Breaking Wheel The Story of Katherine Parr $4.99 or #Free #KindleUnlimited! #Tudor #Histfic #booksky #indieauthor #historicalfiction 📚💙📚💙📚 bit.ly/4u08lFe

People from US & Canada look away. British people, listen up: the 5th Bonbon book, Scandal on the Stage is coming very soon. I just haven't finished the trailer yet. Pre-order now! www.walker.co.uk/9781529530476/montgomery-bonbon-scandal-on-the-stage/

🇺🇸 Ahoy! 🇨🇦 Montgomery Bonbon: Sabotage at Sea just came out in the USA and Canada! You can buy it, if you live there. And you should, in my opinion. I got splashed for this. It's a middle grade mystery with jokes, clues and twists: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/series/0EU/montgomery-bonbon

Well the biting political satire ain't cutting it tonight so it's back to plugging the gigs. Wot Italian? A show made up of a stand up comic with musical aspirations & one of the best guitar players in the world (no fooling) who got together wrote a bunch of songs & yeah that's it. wotitalian.com

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These took a while to design. I lost my dad eighteen months ago and Father's Day felt like a tough job this year. I got there by thinking about what he gave me. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/fathers-day-...

First day at my new job - total breeze, no pressure and looong lunch break. Who'd have thought Snow- plough driver would be so easy....

Tickets for my mini Scottish tour (AND Berwick-Upon-Tweed!) are on sale now. Relatable, brutally honest, laugh-out-loud comedy for people who’ve seen a bit of life. 🎤 No influencers. No nonsense. Just seriously funny comedy. 
👉 Book your tickets now before they’re gone.

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LAST CHANCE FOLKS! Offer ends tonight. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk

ENDS TODAY!

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I have no opinion on the England squad and can add nothing to the discussion.

Lovely people of Bluesky! My amazingly talented wife @gailmyerscough.co.uk is a most talented artist/designer. Being a one woman band can be really tough, it’d be really great if you could go have a look at her fabulous website and online shop and have a look around! Please pass this on! Many thanks