Brighton Comedy Festival starts today. The fabulous Lou Wall is on tonight. And the brilliant Jen Brister! Then on Sunday the 19th there’s a great show in the Studio… amazing guitar player & some other bloke… can’t remember what they’re called… brightondome.org/comedyfestiv...

'... this book is ok - my favourite part is the way the pages run sequentially..' 'Tolerable..' 'I take this book with me everywhere- it's very useful for wonky tables or propping doors open...' The Rest is History parts 1&2 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Link: amzn.eu/d/fs7Oter

I'll be signing books at @waterstones.bsky.social Piccadilly London. 10am tomorrow By 10:05 I suspect I'll be in a police station as Waterstones have never heard of me. The Rest is History parts 1&2 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 'Fresh, imaginative and funny' David Quantick www.waterstones.com/book/the-res...

a short clip of Antonio & me messing in Brighton a few years ago. Join us in Brighton again on the 19th were we messing some more tickets here 👉👇 brightondome.org/whats-on/LeD... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl5D...

... Unforgettable.

If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk

He’s half the man he used to be.

The unique and very funny musical comedian, writer, theatre maker and podcaster, @EdyHurst, is my delightful guest on @MyTCpod as he tours the country with his fabulous stage show. Listen here pod.fo/e/33aa6d Tour here: www.edyhurst.co.uk/edyhurstswon... You'll love Edy! x

... Unforgettable.

**MONEY ADVICE ** I used to pay £30 / mo to go to the gym; proper workout- the whole 9 yards. Now I go for a run and get to at least 15 yards for free.

Fact 1 : last train to LV is 23:09. So, even time for a quick pint in The Dorset afterwards Fact 2 : tickets selling fast. Fact 3 : apparently you can see space from the Great Wall of China.

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People of London! This gig is a short train ride away & they run late enough to get home. Antonio Forcione & Boothby Graffoe Brighton Dome Studio 19th October 8pm Tickets are shifting fast & it's not a big venue "Genius" The Times "DON'T MISS THIS" Stewart Lee brightondome.org/whats-on/LeD...

Buy one of the few remaining tickets and meet the guy on the left in the bar - he has no body to go with...

Many thank yous to the resplendent @judgedewie.bsky.social who speaketh the trutheth alwayseth. You can download the tracketh he speaket ofeth on Bandcamp if you life. Go on, be different (eth) boothbygraffoe.bandcamp.com/track/tfaycd...

If you fancy a laugh this weekend, look no further than @MyTCpod and our guest, the Scottish comedian, @comedyray. Ray Bradshaw is hilarious and touring next year. Enjoy our chat, then book to see his tour. Hilarious! Podcast pod.fo/e/335f55 Tour www.raybradshaw.com

Bang! Is This Your Vehicle, Sir? Available to download now on this beautiful Bandcamp Friday. boothbygraffoe.bandcamp.com/album/bang-i...

Ooh! Brighton! Just 18 days to go & tickets are going fast. Boothby Graffoe & Antonio Forcione Wot Italian? Live! Sunday 19th October Brighton Dome "Songs I would dare to call genius" The Guardian "DO NOT MISS THIS!!!" Stewart Lee clickit for tickit👇 brightondome.org/whats-on/LeD...

Brighton Comedy Festival at its finest- do go if you can 👇

I was asked to leave a fossil shop in Lyme Regis -only asked if these 195m year old ammonite came with a 12 month warranty.

Off on the road again, in a cardi made in the book/show colours which I LOVE! 💚🩷🙏🏻 Upcoming dates below + all tickets here: callybeaton.com/live/ DEAL 26 Sept CAMBRIDGE 28 Sept KENDAL 2 Oct NOTTINGHAM 3 Oct SOUTHPORT 4 Oct CHELMSFORD 19 Oct BARNARD CASTLE 29 Oct SOUTHAMPTON 2 Nov SWINDON 3 Nov

50 copies sold! 🎉 Thank you very much. To celebrate I am doing a special promo (starts tomorrow). For a limited time only, grab your free eBook copy. Promo runs from the 25th - 29th September 2025. 🇬🇧 www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DJQ2GJZS 🇺🇸 www.amazon.com/dp/B0DJQ2GJZS

"For as long as I’ve known him David Quantick has been one of the funniest and most original writers around. He’s tremendous with the unexpected word, the surprising image, the did-not-see-that-coming ending. And for this magnificently funny collection, we must thank him.” - Armando Iannucci

I get to talk to the most wonderful people on My Time Capsule, including the @itvcorrie.bsky.social and @emmerdale123.bsky.social actor and director, @reecedinsdale.bsky.social What a career. What a lovely man. What a joy! Listen here pod.fo/e/32ed0d or wherever you get your podcasts?

Westminster Abbey- London As seen from the Empire State Building

Antonio Forcione & Boothby Graffoe Wot Italian? 19th Oct 2025 Brighton Dome brightondome.org/whats-on/LeD...

Coming soon from @christhebarker.bsky.social and me...

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky

Over 200 eps into the pod - with guests from Miriam Margolyes to Grayson Perry to Paloma Faith - none has struck a chord like this. Alan Davies talking about his abuse by his father. His last book, Just Ignore Him, where he first wrote about it, will stay with me. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/n...

Can’t be doing with the news right now. For the next few days alls I’m posting is this link to the gig in Brighton on the 19th of October with me & Antonio tickets available now 👇 brightondome.org/whats-on/LeD... & this picture of a sunflower & a bee 👇

Ok, I’m married to gailmyerscough.co.uk but she makes the most amazing art which enriches people’s lives. We should be supporting one man bands such as Gail. Go have a look at her wonderful site and treat yourself. Go on! 👍👍

Wot Italian? - The Resurrection? 19th October 2025 Brighton Dome Still a month to go & tickets are flying. No one knows where they're going but they are flying. brightondome.org/whats-on/LeD...

400 years of structural evolution in one picture.

Got a boat to catch, and wanted to check the time. Reached for my phone, and then realised.......

Very important info for eg women in violent relationships who maintain a secret phone. Please pass along.

UPDATE: Please buy your children this book geni.us/HistorysMost...

19th October 2025 Brighton Dome Can’t tell you how excited I am about this gig. Really can’t. Official Secrets Act. You shouldn’t even be clicking this link👇 brightondome.org/whats-on/LeD...

If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty crap about my small business. It’s so bloody difficult at the moment with rising costs, US tariffs, Brexit nonsense and the threat of AI. Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word gailmyerscough.co.uk

Brighten up your autumn, folks. 👇

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

I’m ON TOUR! 2025 and 2026 dates selling fast. Tickets via my website: callybeaton.com/live/ PS It’s NOT AS BORING AS JEFF SAYS 🐾 🤩

The amazingly versatile @gailmyerscough.co.uk has been a tweaking my website - treat yourself! Go have a look www.mathew-owen.co.uk

I'll be signing books at @waterstones.bsky.social Piccadilly London. 10am tomorrow By 10:05 I suspect I'll be in a police station as Waterstones have never heard of me. The Rest is History parts 1&2 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 'Fresh, imaginative and funny' David Quantick www.waterstones.com/book/the-res...

Here’s something what I wrote a while back. If you’re interested in hiring me as a writer, I’m here www.mathew-owen.co.uk

The one & only @ericidle.bsky.social is bringing his new show to the Brighton Centre & we have a pair of tickets up for grabs! Follow @resident-music.com, like & reply to this post with your fave quote, sketch, or quip from the Monty Python back catalogue & we'll pick a winner from the submissions!