Personal favourite moment watching the highlights - Kerkez's peach of a ball to Ekitiké.

I had not clocked this at all until I tried to remember the last time they turned us over and came up very short indeed.

Fucks sake. I didn't know Ibou shed a tear for his arl fella when scored.

Maybe the 25/26 lesson for me is I should just not go to games. We seem to do all right then. Bit pissed so 🤷‍♂️

Ibou getting a morale boosting goal to top it off is it? Might get married on match day myself. Up the fucking reds 🍻

Checking in feom the wedding after party. Going to smash my pint glass but not in anger. #MazelTov 🍻

Andy Peters getting a nasty shock as he sifts through the Epstein Files.

Arne. I'm at a wedding mate and not a Jewish one, so I have no valid excuse to smash a pint on the floor.

Can't take Marc Cucurella seriously without a Hawaiian shirt.

[grinning] no-one wants to see scenes like this! #thefootball

Joao Pedro has mastered the ancient footy art of shoving someone and then squirreling behind a team mate before confrontation can occur.

Tunnel Brawl or you're all fannies.

This game reeks of a 90th minute Cole Palmer penalty.

Garnacho having a worse 45 minutes than Jen Connolly in the final act of Requiem for a Dream.

Not sure what we'd do without the Aussies y'know.

I really hope I'm wrong but I worry about Frimpong being out. Without him we're slow on both flanks (assuming Gakpo is on the left) and that generally led to passing endlessly sideways on the edge of the 18 yard box a la the Forest and Utd losses.

Missing out today. Brother-in-Law's wedding. Gutted tbh. For all the shit I give the barcodes, there's no denying our games with them under the lights nearly always deliver.

Just as we're set for better relations with the Chinese they reveal that Xi Jinping is a United fan. I declare another Cold War.

Mourinho absolutely loves fucking over his former clubs. Palpable vengeful ex energy.

For the love of god reds, please carry that into the weekend.

Chelsea and Newcastle having two extra fixtures would be very welcome.

Well this IS refreshing.

I love how Napoli is a rehabilitation centre for trautamtised Utd players.

It's a double blessing that Wirtz has found his feet in red because the banter around him was some of the worst I've ever seen.

Glad Macca is back among the goals. I do so miss those cruise missiles he was launching on the regular these two seasona prior.

We haven't properly put a team to the sword since Spurs the day we sealed the league. I'm like a smackhead on an itchy weekend in that regard.

Arne mate, we're trying so so hard to give you the benefit of the doubt...

I think I'm done going in on Slot as it's only going to make me angry but I would ask his defenders, what are you expecting to change for the better?

I'm not sure where this 'wait til the summer' approach to changing manager that people seem to be going for has any recent precident. Klopp replaced Rodgers in October and we were in no worse form at the time than we are now.

Big fyi

Yeah, they're not having him.

Look no further than United to see how massive man management is in footy. The same squad that just humbled City & put three past Arsenal at the Emirates under Carrick were knocked out of the League Cup by Grimsby Town under Amorim. Based on Macca and Salah's comments, we're in the same process.

I'm firmly in favour of getting rid now I'm afraid. Not particularly proud of it but if we want to start haemorraging players and losing out on UCL we can't afford to drag our feet.

Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.

I can look the other way at the idea of Utd being temporarilly good if it ignites the fuse on the mother of all Arsenal implosions.

I'm seeing a lot posts about how Alonso failed at Madrid. I have reservations about him but let's be honest, nowhere but Madrid does that record get you sacked.

Arteta reacting with all the measured calm of a Call of Duty villain at the sight of going behind at home.

PL footy this year is so so bad.

Got to be said, of all the defenders I like to see bisto their kecks on a Super Sunday, only Kyle Walker and Ben Chilwell get in ahead of Lisandro Martinez.

We are extremely fortunate that Brentford, Fulham, Newcastle and Sunderland all lost this weekend. Hopefully United too.

Villa must properly kicking themselves for shitting out at Anfield back in November.

Every excuse under the sun has been trotted out to explain our woeful performances. It’s almost as boring as watching Slot’s Liverpool play football, tbh.

Trump's America is just America without the pretense.

Again, I'm not seeing any defence of Slot that amounts to anything more than 'we don't sack managers' and 'fuck off and support City'.

That was his last chance for me.

Once again, Liverpool struggle to overcome Liverpool but remain unbeaten against Liverpool.

It's genuinely impressive that Trump found a way to lose the Flag Nonces.

In terms of return for the fee we paid, I think Robbo is up there with Suarez, Wijnaldum and Coutinho.

What is happening?