Edward the Penitent
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I'm really...really...really sorry.
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For anyone I've not met over on fash twitter, if you go back and watch the youtube highlights of our 5-3 win over Chelsea the day we lifted the trophy, that loud bang you hear at the end is me setting off a massive firework in Stanley Park before getting a bollocking off sniffer dog plod.
over 1 year ago
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Rodger Sherman
about 5 hours ago
we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever
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I don't want them to win but fuck me what a goal.
about 3 hours ago
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Ed Morrish
about 10 hours ago
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MrPaulRobinson
about 15 hours ago
Same energy
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🎶 He's our lad from Portugal Better than Figo don't you know Ooooh his name is Diogo 🎶
about 16 hours ago
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Rapey Ronnie truly brings Portugal down with him if my balanced feed is anything to go off.
1 day ago
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Cruel twist of fate that the Homelander of football wouldn't have been at this WC had the 2024 election gone the other way.
1 day ago
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It's an unfortunate and tiresome cliché of social media that pundits are relentlessly dragged by online Champ Managers but dear god do we not need to hear from Wayne Rooney about stuff.
2 days ago
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If England fans were anywhere near as inventive and resourceful as a good Barclays crowd they'd have penned 'Rock You Like a Harry Kane' by now. International crowds are absolute non-entities.
2 days ago
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Just as I begin to warm toward this England side they inflict a 'Wonderwall' singalong on a 48 nation World Cup.
2 days ago
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'You're a striker Harry' 🧙♂️
2 days ago
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I truly thought I was in Invasion of the Body Snatchers with how loudly I was shouting this and how few people were having it.
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2 days ago
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Shar A
2 days ago
Shearer and his ‘goals change games’ vibing off this
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2 days ago
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An excellent air of smugness on Redsky at the sight of Diomandé shitting out 👏
3 days ago
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3 days ago
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Whoever played the through ball deserves the credit for that.
3 days ago
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Worldie! But more Danny Murphy fever dream cat tangents please.
3 days ago
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Yeah, for all of the shit Tah got for skying his spot kick against Paraguay, this one for me is orders of magnitude worse.
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3 days ago
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This summer transfer window smells very much like one of those where the scouts earn their money, we sign three or four players no one has ever seen/heard of and the podcasters are not going to have clue what to make of it all until opening day.
3 days ago
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Gilles
4 days ago
Santa on Boxing Day
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Gakpo's celebration was A LOT. Poor fella.
4 days ago
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Ciaran
4 days ago
And the Germans who did NOT win on penalties
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Also Neuer's worst night between the sticks since Mané sent him for a pizza.
4 days ago
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The least German penalty shootout of all time it is fair to say and potentially the most Anglo-Saxon I have ever seen.
4 days ago
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Dylan
4 days ago
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No Tah.
4 days ago
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Them Germans
4 days ago
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Back before twitter went evil and bad.
4 days ago
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Gregory Janks
4 days ago
When you take France's individual talent and Messi out of it, it's shocking how similar the possession-dominant teams' attacking patterns are in this tournament
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Some Spursian luck for the poor Japanese. I blame Ange on pundit duty.
4 days ago
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Another reason I want Japan to win this is because there aren't nearly enough names ending with 'O' in this Brazil squad to convince me it's a real one.
4 days ago
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Really want Japan to shithouse this and not just because I got them in the sweepstake and there's £960 in it for me.
4 days ago
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What we should see every time the camera pans onto the Japanese dug out.
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4 days ago
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Bit annoyed about Diomandé but I think it was perhaps naivé to think we were as attractive a club as PSG (especially after the season we had), no matter how many dads and quotes from said dads we dug up.
4 days ago
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Japan are a really hard-working and ambitious side but their distribution is awful and it'll be what costs them eventually.
4 days ago
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Ed Morrish
5 days ago
good luck to whoever has to organise his leaving party
#thecricket
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Joel
10 days ago
Wayne Rooney just used the word “unorganisation”. Twenty grand a week.
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Watching England games in Italy when they failed to qualify is an interesting experience. Fortunately their english is impeccable in comparison to my suspect italian so I've been able to communicate I'm a club > country sort of fella. Not sure they understand the concept tbh.
6 days ago
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Zack Polanski
7 days ago
When politicians and media say ‘difficult choices’, that’s code for working class people about to be screwed.
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This season's smashed glass home kit is most definitely the worst since the heinous designs of the Warrior days. I choose to believe it's price we had to pay to switch managers. We used to appear on live tele in these.
9 days ago
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Spence fucking Partey off during the handshakes is my kind of ticket.
9 days ago
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I suppose it's a truly grim reflection on the moral standards of footy that we have to ask which of today's games are we referring?
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10 days ago
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I think Diomandé will happen personally. I just reckon we need to offload a couple of player Iraola doesn't fancy and check a few pockets in the execs lounge for change.
10 days ago
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Trump's going to stink out another trophy lift then? If I were captaining any of the realistic winners, I'd make a plan to do a victory leap off the stage with the trophy to see how dedicated to the act he is.
10 days ago
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The Crystal Maze to be renewed with immediate effect with Matt Berry hosting. HS2 to operate hypersonic environmentally-friendly steam trains with Hogwarts Express sweets trollies. At least four decent pubs to be built in Everton Valley and Norris Green with IMMEDIATE effect.
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10 days ago
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Those going to the cinema during the day to be questioned sharpely in relation to Cult Activity. Golf to be outlawed as a means of reducing real life supervillain arcs in their crib. Anyone who dislikes R.E.M to be put under surveillance until such a time that their taste & advice can be trusted.
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10 days ago
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MrPaulRobinson
11 days ago
Public floggings for quiz show contestants who get a question about, say, 1960s music and go 'bit before my time, that'. I wasn't around in the 11th century, mate, but I know when the Battle of Hastings was.
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GylesNaMopaleen
11 days ago
credit to Sally Nugent who just, in normal circumstances, brought Nigel Farage's political career to an end. If polls don't plummet after this, I will be truly astonished.
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Ponchos at footy games are only marginal less egregious than suits at footy games. We make fun of the Mancs for just this sort of fan negligence.
11 days ago
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