Edward the Penitent
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I'm really...really...really sorry.
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For anyone I've not met over on fash twitter, if you go back and watch the youtube highlights of our 5-3 win over Chelsea the day we lifted the trophy, that loud bang you hear at the end is me setting off a massive firework in Stanley Park before getting a bollocking off sniffer dog plod.
about 1 year ago
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Just as we're set for better relations with the Chinese they reveal that Xi Jinping is a United fan. I declare another Cold War.
2 days ago
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Mourinho absolutely loves fucking over his former clubs. Palpable vengeful ex energy.
2 days ago
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For the love of god reds, please carry that into the weekend.
2 days ago
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Chelsea and Newcastle having two extra fixtures would be very welcome.
2 days ago
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Well this IS refreshing.
2 days ago
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I love how Napoli is a rehabilitation centre for trautamtised Utd players.
2 days ago
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It's a double blessing that Wirtz has found his feet in red because the banter around him was some of the worst I've ever seen.
2 days ago
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Glad Macca is back among the goals. I do so miss those cruise missiles he was launching on the regular these two seasona prior.
2 days ago
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We haven't properly put a team to the sword since Spurs the day we sealed the league. I'm like a smackhead on an itchy weekend in that regard.
2 days ago
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Arne mate, we're trying so so hard to give you the benefit of the doubt...
3 days ago
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I think I'm done going in on Slot as it's only going to make me angry but I would ask his defenders, what are you expecting to change for the better?
3 days ago
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I'm not sure where this 'wait til the summer' approach to changing manager that people seem to be going for has any recent precident. Klopp replaced Rodgers in October and we were in no worse form at the time than we are now.
4 days ago
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Jonathan Edward Durham
4 days ago
Big fyi
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Yeah, they're not having him.
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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Look no further than United to see how massive man management is in footy. The same squad that just humbled City & put three past Arsenal at the Emirates under Carrick were knocked out of the League Cup by Grimsby Town under Amorim. Based on Macca and Salah's comments, we're in the same process.
4 days ago
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I'm firmly in favour of getting rid now I'm afraid. Not particularly proud of it but if we want to start haemorraging players and losing out on UCL we can't afford to drag our feet.
4 days ago
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly
5 days ago
Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
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I can look the other way at the idea of Utd being temporarilly good if it ignites the fuse on the mother of all Arsenal implosions.
5 days ago
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I'm seeing a lot posts about how Alonso failed at Madrid. I have reservations about him but let's be honest, nowhere but Madrid does that record get you sacked.
5 days ago
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Arteta reacting with all the measured calm of a Call of Duty villain at the sight of going behind at home.
5 days ago
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PL footy this year is so so bad.
5 days ago
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Got to be said, of all the defenders I like to see bisto their kecks on a Super Sunday, only Kyle Walker and Ben Chilwell get in ahead of Lisandro Martinez.
5 days ago
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We are extremely fortunate that Brentford, Fulham, Newcastle and Sunderland all lost this weekend. Hopefully United too.
5 days ago
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Villa must properly kicking themselves for shitting out at Anfield back in November.
5 days ago
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Kevin
5 days ago
Every excuse under the sun has been trotted out to explain our woeful performances. It’s almost as boring as watching Slot’s Liverpool play football, tbh.
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Lee Hurley
28 days ago
Trump's America is just America without the pretense.
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Again, I'm not seeing any defence of Slot that amounts to anything more than 'we don't sack managers' and 'fuck off and support City'.
6 days ago
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That was his last chance for me.
6 days ago
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Zo
6 days ago
Once again, Liverpool struggle to overcome Liverpool but remain unbeaten against Liverpool.
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It's genuinely impressive that Trump found a way to lose the Flag Nonces.
7 days ago
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In terms of return for the fee we paid, I think Robbo is up there with Suarez, Wijnaldum and Coutinho.
7 days ago
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What is happening?
7 days ago
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BladeoftheSun
7 days ago
Crazy that the UK is one of the least racist places in Europe.
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My mrs is absolutely eating this weird Beckhams episode up in her insta reels. Howling across from me we speak.
7 days ago
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Ruth Pearce
7 days ago
This whole thread is well worth a read.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Van De Ven is solid but he's got hamstrings made of marzipan. Udogie would be a better deal.
7 days ago
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Simon
8 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Me when that british hired goon shot Frank so he could swipe his chopper.
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
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Even before I found out who was playing Skeletor, I was 99% that Masters of the Universe flick was going to be a festering bag of cock.
8 days ago
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Carry that into the Bournemouth tie and Slot will have room to manoeuvre. He has to get three points on Saturday.
9 days ago
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Red twitter shuffling its feet whenever Cody bags a goal.
9 days ago
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TEATLES
9 days ago
Marseille tonight
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It's both harsh and very funny that even at 2-0 up reds are biting down on their cyanide capsules at the sight of Gakpo coming on.
9 days ago
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Getting a nosebleed thinking about how narrow we were without Frimpong. You can largely chalk up pretty much all of our losses this season to his abscence.
9 days ago
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That's Guimaraes out for Newcastle's visit by the looks of it. Big bonus for us that.
9 days ago
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I'm in work. Decent goal? I heard 'Coutinho esque'.
9 days ago
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Quietly confident that Wirtz finding his feet will kick start Mo's season.
9 days ago
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Dave Levitan
10 days ago
Let’s all speculate wildly, as social media gods intended
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Tell yous what - It's a good job we only won the league cos Rodri was out for the season...
10 days ago
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