@robdelaney.bsky.social taking this episode of Catchphrase seriously

Im pleading with football fans in the US. We need a football chant worked out for Trump for when he's on the pitch. He needs to be drowned out. Something like: "Who's the pedo, who's the pedo, who's the pedo in the files!" @markruffalo.bsky.social @markhamillofficial.bsky.social Please boost this!

@kumail.bsky.social I can't believe Alex kept touching that laptop after knowing what it had been used for.

@pierrenovellie.bsky.social pint in North Bar?

@pierrenovellie.bsky.social nice beard mate.

You come across two AI chat bots. One is instructed to always tell the truth, one is instructed to always lie. Neither have the ability to confidently validate that they are following those instructions. How do you determine which one is giving you accurate information about the stock market?

Good show tonight @mikewozniak.bsky.social I think I needed to have brought a pen and paper though. Can't believe someone accused the Ghost of Chris' Past

I know you don't post on here @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social but great show last night. Have me in tears. Worth buying some merch! 5-10-15-25bumhoooles

@jackbern.bsky.social BBC: Trump ruminates on former acquaintances

TV idea: A Place In The Slum. Couples are taken to find the crack house of their dreams, but will the local dealers have the gear they desperately need?

Maisie Adams is beautifully northern. An accurate representation or anything above Birmingham and south of Newcastle. I love her.

@robdelaney.bsky.social Elon Musks AI says that he's a Professional Level urine gluger. Absolutely gasping for an Asparagus Iced Tea. Unbeatable in the act of sample sipping.

The multi-billion dollar companies using the same TV adverts every year at Christmas. They don't even respect you enough to make up some fresh shite to shove in your face

A great night with @alexhorne.bsky.social and @thehornesection.bsky.social tonight. I'm sat in the pub now racking my brain for pun names or actors and musicians but my cognitive functions have given up on me. I've just got Juice Willis stuck in there.

As they say in both the comedy and blob job industry, one man's gag is another man's flop.

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social I feel it's important you should know that JD Vance joined Blue sky a few hours ago. I wouldn't want you to miss the opportunity to give him a warm welcome, or tell him to piss off, whichever you think is best...

Nope! More large vehicles to fuck up the roads Notice how the birdsong is louder than the crowd

Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣

I saw this and at first glance I thought it was a comparison to a young @herring1967.bsky.social

@richardosman1.bsky.social @paulsinha.bsky.social you should do a week of House of Games with pro quizzers. I just want to see some people absolutely smash it and then fall apart because they didn't get the whimsical scrambled words rounds.

Jennie the Guide Dog in the house of commons is such a treat.

@herring1967.bsky.social started a game of #cnps with some people in the office. All fun as we flew though the teens and 20s. The 30s are revealing the darkness of the covenant we have entered into. ☹️

Happy Ed Balls day to all who celebrate! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Ball...

The amount of fires that Norman Price starts in Ponty Pandy I imagine there's a clause in everyone's home insurance that says he's not allowed to come around.

@alexhorne.bsky.social "All the information is on the task"

Tommee Tippee is just what his friends call him. His real name is Thomas Tipplingova

I propose that the weeks after valentine's day be called "The awaiting period"

We couldn't get a Luke Skywalker so we had to improvise a young @markhamillofficial.bsky.social

I suppose it does get lonely on those long voyages...

@pierrenovellie.bsky.social about to steal that look for half price

@robbeckett.bsky.social you made less of a numpty of yourself on Gladiators than Josh did on the dancing 😁. Your mean mug at the start did look like you were trying to figure out a hard sum though

Paddy Power is what his friends call him. His real name is Patrick Electric

There's something about this guy from Home Alone that makes me think of @misterabk.bsky.social ?

Sweeeeet child o' mine Dah dah daaaaahhhhh

Prince Andrew walking around like Winnie the Pooh he got his hands in so many honey traps. We are going to see pictures of him on a moped in a french road tunnel before the end of the year at this rate.

I feel like @watsoncomedian.bsky.social and @ivograham.bsky.social are two sides of the same coin. And the coin is loaded with weird nervous energy and it's a bit trembley in your hand.

Look right, it's the week before my leave starts for Christmas. You can't expect me to make any effort now. You might as well just let me go home.

To be fair to the Grinch. The Who's of Whoville are well annoying

@alexhorne.bsky.social as I don't think Tim Key is on here, I need your help to settle an argument. Can you ask Tim when on SU2C bake off. 'Earliest childhood memory' show stopper. Did he pick stone henge as an easy build and make up a childhood memory to fit. Or was it a real memory?

Why the fuck is there a hot wheels toilet?

Politics is just the worst thing ever. It's either proper fucking boring or making my piss boil. Nothing in between.

Imagine being a dirty pigeon who only drank oily puddle water your whole life and then you get to have clean tap water from a bird bath in someone's garden one day and "whoa! Holy shit! Is that some SUET?!"

Is there a word to describe the feeling of observing someone briefly as you pass them in a vehicle and wondering what their whole life is?

I took this off Imgur. But I need the real source because this is a total banger.

You mean... Like a driver? gizmodo.com/tesla-is-loo...

Just heard you on the Parenting Hell podcast @joelycett.bsky.social . On the subject of the birth certificate, it took all my willpower not to tell the registrar that my job was Intergalactic Space Pirate. I'm not sure they give that as much scrutiny as the names 😀

I don't remember the desk having some neon bum cheeks on it when you say behind it @richardosman1.bsky.social

I never did twitter or any social media really, so getting a ❤️ from someone I know from TV or podcasts on here gives me a dangerously addictive little rush and I can see now why some people's lives revolve around it.

My favourite thing about bluesky at the moment is finding out which of my favourite comedians are on here. And then also looking at their follows and going "oh shit yeah, I like them too!". A journey of rediscovery.