you would moon nancy pelosi for the love of the game

yesterday I learned that there's a whole market segment of "masculine rosaries / rosaries for men," if you wanna know how the cope is going for MRA types who are trying to work their way up to Catholic cosplay

my morality ain’t for sale bitch

Monday morning rant time

Proposing a duel is not a threat. The ball is in their court.

I like people with good-time teeth

Can't wait to tell Celeste about all the progress I'm making building intimacy

in my mid 20s i was really into this dude and while I was out at the pub he texted me "your pretty." I put my phone down and tried to ignore it, be cool then i texted him back "my pretty what?" I did not receive a response

Sorry I thought your timeline was my feed and I liked 5 of your posts in a row🙃

I’m a simple woman. I see Dan Stevens is in a movie, I watch the movie

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

I can tell this salmon was farm-raised because of its work ethic

I saw a crude sign by the roadside out in the country today that read “hand forged knives 4 sale” and I’m thinking about it

lemon ricotta 🥲

Y-3 Menswear Fall/Winter 2014

Beanie tires of my rants on climate change

taking my friend’s hand in mine while saying in a comforting voice, “your moms such a bitch”

i have princess rage &im too angry to die

Some say I'm paranoid, I say I'm careful how I choose my friends I been to ICU once, I ain't goin again

Hngh I am so horny for tin roofs.

Yelling “slut!” at shirtless men out the car window

yeah you could say I’m a problem solver

The mountains in Colorado are bare.

I'm too fit, I'm too hard, I'm my own bodyguard Show me how smart you are, bow to your matriarch

Sunny and 70s. Guns out, windows down It is mid November

i am glooped, glazed, glowing (i bought skincare)

She's a 10 but consumes only two iced coffees, one sip of water, and ADHD meds before noon every day.

This shooter is an aggressive, abusive man who regularly intimidates women outside clinics. These extremists are dangerous and buffer zones have never been more essential.

all the laundry is done and I’m gooped up to the fucking gills

I'm a tulip in a cup I stand no chance of growing up I've made my peace, I'm dead, I'm done

Cleaning out my notes app, but I still think I’ll need this one day

E non vi pare egli, stolti, ch'io abbia le forme da farne degl altri?

how big is your garden, bro? how many seats at your table?

why is Beppe sleeping like he’s neurodivergent

people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life

Men won’t tell other men they know well not to be misogynistic assholes but they will sure as hell get online and argue the benefit of the doubt for a man they’ll never ever meet against proclamations of harm he perpetrated to women

Every legal pundit every time Trump does something illegal

I love regional dialects but I feel like prestige tv dramas are making listen to far too many from Pennsylvania

welcome to the pillow fort of pain

Alexander McQueen Autumn Winter 2024 Show

“there is a point on the graph where things get Worse, and there you will find Ronald Reagan” stays undefeated

Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster

If you were a Sesame Street character you'd be Burden Ernie, ya feel me?

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near? Probably because I'm dropping french fries

overloading next weekend in the triad with lady love

goth momo (amanda kissed him with black lipstick on)

When people get really excited and start gushing about their niche interest to me, it makes my brain buzz

Sorry for all the stuff I didn’t say when I was a shell of myself, I’m alive again