ok im gonna go back to sleep and wake up eager i want u all to be posting good before I get back

changing my name to i and removing all my pronouns, only being referred to by name so u all sound like dumb hicks

meowmaxxing

im just kind of like if a princess was a cat, basically

if I detrans with the sole intention of transing my gender again I can stack gender layers like a gender nesting doll 🪆

franky five! ✋🖐️🙏

happy meownniversary profile cat

government kinda cringe tbh kinda stupid imo "reclaim your homeland" ass posts bro who asked, reclaim it from who bro shut the fuck up dumbass lmao man your paycheck comes out of mine bro shut the hell up and pay my health insurance bozo I pay you fuckhead start posting cool deer and wolves idiot.

Can you all pretend this is a banger post

MOW9000

it's ok to be friends with princesses btw it's legal ur all within ur rights

thinking about transitioning from regular intelligence to the other kind but idk

im a bot

do any of u meow

I wonder what the government surveillance AI algorithm network has predicted for what it thinks I'll do in life i hope it predicts me being either chill or possibly even very cute.

if ur having hotel coffee I feel bad for u, son I got 99 problems but dirty undies ain't one

everyone check this out!

why do you get to yackity yack if i can’t talk back

u guys are all gonna wanna meow right abt now

in my giggle era

imagine hating me and i'm just sitting here trying to balance things on my boobs

hehehehe i love my life so much:]

kamala harris only lost the election because the government didnt want her peeling the paint off the walls with her catastrophically stinky farts. they loved her support of genocide, and strict immigration laws, but the farts were just too much.

Wednesdays is for mental illness

unsneeze my gurrrrrt say youll love me agaiiiiin

eat gomeatgurt

unsneezing yogurt wyd?

only the weakest of us and australians kill spiders

bari weiss needs to quit fucking around if I have to watch one more 60 minutes segment or boring ass Texas senatorial race candidate intrvw bc of her dumbass im gonna meow

"don't forget to boycott the state of the union address" ya no problem I'm on a lifetime streak of boycotting the state of the union y'all actually watch that shit? lmao dork

I wanted to have fun with this too :3

i had fun w this i wanted to do it again

hello hello kitty play with us todayyy

the last thing u see before the oddly chloroform-scented "poppers" put u to sleep

would.

i love the bluesky days where rich people or their media lapdogs complain about how mean everyone here is to them

lol you're WSJ dude you could fall off the face of the earth RIGHT now and no one would even notice

discover the value of walking into the same wall endlessly.

yay :]

did a steep cliffy mini hike and my shot in the same day and my right thigh aches like fuuuuck

im not saying our sec of health is repressed or anything but I HAVE seen gay porn that was less fucking gay than the rfk/kid rock video and those dudes were fucking each in other in the ass so idk

all jokes aside whenever traumatic things come back up i console myself by reminding me thats the stuff that makes me cute&&even almost funny sometimes thx mom and dad<3

idk maybe the real luddites were right all along technology sucks and it's probably unhealthy to have the ability to have a drunk parent losing touch w reality texting their stream of thought to you 30+ messages in a row idk so i'm thinking we'll start at the substations and cell phone towers..

stop making me look at those horrible men

i enjoyed the cartoon furry movie i recommend it to anyone still capable of enjoying things:]

zootopia 2 is communist propaganda it's not the cats they should be fighting to stop but the scourge of capitalism meowmrow