if the posts are shit you must acquit

"i'm a creep" "i’m a weirdo" okay?? i was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight for my monster from his slab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise (he did the mash) he did the monster mash (the monster mash) it was a graveyard smash 🎃🧟‍♀️

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Omg i just realized its Fat Girl Fall!!!!

oops ok definitely tell your partner if you plan to have several hooded priests in the room during sexytime

just drank a whole bottle of water for the first time today and I can feel my brain inflate

look, im just gonna say that its weird for you to be a lolicon while also calling people degenerates and that bisexuals deserve 'the nazi treatment'. thats insanely fucking funny

love cubes an urgent one would be super cool

happy rapture day congratulations if ur reading this it means u passed

it's getting fucking silly atp😡😡

gotcha, bitch!

im not sorry for reposting every cat I see deal with it

--pation!!

for every 100 likes I will increase the size of Homer's hat

just saw a swastikar in the wild middle finger hurts from how hard I flipped them off

my grandma told me “sweatie u will be murdred by a grizzy bear septober 24rd in the city dont go to there” and i told her “ok i will 👍” and she told me “ok 👍” 👍

I cannot

i just took the coolest nap and woke up to the happiest news. today's a good day y'all. I'm gonna drink coffee abt it.

I am eating less! Not in an effort to lose weight! But because I cannot afford as much food!

BREAKING!: Wizards of the Coast to classify Tylenol as performance enhancing drug.

Comin' out of my cage and I've been doin' just fine! Gotta, gotta be down because I want it all! It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? it was only a kiss and my stomach is sick and my stomach is sick and my stomach is sick and my stomach is sick and my stomach is

rapture happened if you can read this you are gay

lmao suck it, nerds

hes sooooo mad lmfao

Deciding "what da tuna" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been felched by your incel boyfriends and it SHOWS.

for the rapture to work you have to drink this koolaid JUST as the comet passes overhead

Rapture? I hope you rapture dick up before fucking anybody who believes in that shit.

catnip cigarettes

nicotinnnnnnnne craving 😸

>:[ gg

football is so fucking stupid I want attention 7 nights of the week not 4 or maybe 5

i would be much better at beer pong if it was played with a single large pitted ripe olive

ENRAGED LISTENERS! NBC HAS TAKEN ME OFF THE AIR AND REPLACED ME WITH JIMMY KIMMEL. CALLING THE FOREST OF TRUTHS LAZY, AND TASTELESS WITHOUT MEASURE. I URGE YOU BOYCOTT DISNEY JUST OUT OF GENERAL PRINCIPAL AND REMEMBER NONE OF THIS IS REAL. IT'S JUST MAKING YOU DUMBER FOR PROCESSING IT.

i don't give a fuck, he's innocent FREE HIM

nobody said thank you for the jizz fountain but your well cum

men will really destroy your whole soul then text you some shit like “please come back here i ordered pizza”

me to my bestie: hey am I going insane bestie:yes me: oh...wtf ur supposed to reassure me them: yes! I'm reassuring you. you're going insane.

this is who ur mildly disagreeing(ur wrong) with if u even care

pls go away sun:( these next three days are for rainy weather..

Go, go, Emmaline (The Cumback Cap’n)!📣