Anyone who 1) likes Gavin Newsom 2) said it was “too early to worry” about who’s running 3) believes, like Gavin suggests, that the Democrats lost the election for being “too woke” Is: wrong

Lmfao

always the people who lie the most that say they hate being lied to

🎶 So I said leave me alone I'm an aero woman 🎶 🎶 And the drive is much worse than the flight 🎶

Gordon freeman looks up from fucking a fat ass, to see G-Man watching him from the cuck chair

"have you been using my brooding mix without my knowledge" "No I swear, I "Swear To Me!"

Hey Scott, Y'all Here

Every time Lindsay Graham comes on all I see is this dude

where do you think it goes all the stuff you type when the text box isnt selected

in austerity there is beauty

Christian movies are fascinating to me, like is it delusion, is it straight lies, they even do the most evil things and are portrayed as heroes still somehow

Five euro for portion of chicken tenders are you fucking mad

I think I might be bisexual at least that's what my bf and gf keep saying

jk rowling has his spine in a little box.

oughhggg french fries inside me..,,,

youtu.be/pni5ci3MK8k?... Testing out a new style for my videos, so feed on my back would be appreciated

we need more allies doing stuff like this instead of sharing screenshots of content by white supremacists

Lmfao Tik Tok is running a campaign that says that lots of kids learn from tik tok Last time I was on it, one of the first videos I saw was that 5g was making me infertile

Time magazine said i was “okay, i guess”

Judging by the history of US regime change in Latin America, I'm sure it's totally reasonable to parrot the state department's position that this is justified bc Maduro's a dictator and to expect the puppet government we'll establish to have nothing but emancipatory goals for the people of Venezuela

smoking the weed leaf that just makes me regular

boffins >>>

I don't have a joke im sorry. Just wtf

if your vision is blurry try rubbing your eye with a microfiber cloth

just went to the grocery store and we got accused of stealing at self check out. the lady played back the footage, and she said “it’s the new ai security cameras, they detected your Aldi grocery bag as a stolen item”, and yet nobody sees this as an issue. ok.

Éirígí #ForANewRepublic activists joined scores of others on Dublins Ha’penny Bridge today to protest against this mornings attack by the United States on Venezuela and the kidnapping of democratically elected Venezuelan President, Nicolás Maduro. #HandsOffVenezuela! 🇻🇪

Men always be lying about their height, had a guy just try to tell me, he was nine inches, THATS TINY,NO HUMAN IS THAT SMALL YOU FAKER!!!

Just found out my friend's dog has been taking martials arts, His been learning taishitzu

With ai being implemented into every product, there is a heck of a big market for proper creative content just waiting for the younger generation to build up, it all depends on the publics resistance to it

ai could never make empress theresa

HE FUCKED MY LABUBU COLLECTION!!! THEYRE DROWNING IN CUM!!! THE MARKET PRICE IS PLUMMETING!!!!

Wow i never got the connection between paul bearer and pallbearer. Embarrassing.

got invited to a board game double date and all we did was talk and not play the board game. just another reason to hit the bottle

Shame this dude has never said anything true in his life

I'm gonna do tennis

And my computer, my sole source of employment and income, just broke... Well, if you like me and what i do, nows the time $robinvbelle if u wanna be more direct. Ko-fi's got memberships and direct donations Even if I just need to get a cheap chromebook, i need a computer to live

Genitally-Obsessed Bigots never did give a fuck about consent.

no one who can ollie's parents are still married, prove me wrong

"Time was so good back then" nothing is stopping you from arranging a night with some people to game, watch a movie chat go for a walk anything, I make time for my friends, it doesn't have to be 2008 to hang out with people

the pain of a broken home makes you ollie super high

Now to address the elephant in the room, His name's josh and he's the best boy! say hi to josh!

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still at this dumbass dmv fuck this shit

Shes a 6.5 to 7.3 but she would have been burned at the stake in 1615.

women always look more beautiful at the dmv

me (feat. anxiety)

Journalists spread the worst misinformation then be like hmm seems no one wants to be civil I can't believe they're this stupid it's just gotta be optics