look we beat dr oz

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16

:3

Good moo orning honey pies

This is literally the Plot Of Terminator The Sarah Connor Chronicles

I knew a guy who was crazy about fucking computers Every time he'd see one, he'd rise against the machines

Balls

sorry puppy, Mommy can't save you from capitalism

🌙 dog i'm so high i put lube on my dilator and looked at it and almost instinctively put it in my mouth

I do not know how anyone falls asleep while dilating. I aspire to do that one day.

enter promo code: SMOOCH for to die

Fox news investigates Trumps fascinatuon with big balls (2025)

Good moo orning

this was a severe understatement. i will perish soon but she is wholly unaffected

too real lol

mom said it's my urn on the xbox

Personally, I think the idea that all women should be measured by the failures of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris is actually a sort of sexist doomerism.

Hmmm I thought Rufus was my least favourite character now Its a two way tie between Abigail and feng

DAD LEFT LETS GO!!!!!

i'm opening a mcdonald's franchise that you can fuck in

Ohh i get why foot fetishists always put their foot in their mouth 🤯🤯🤯

‪If I stole your post, we just happen to have the same post.

If I stole your post it just happens to be the same post

Ice cream is a stew.

I'll see you in court! 😡 ....the food court with my fat ass 😔

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Good morning ho

(bill clinton to hillary) pokemon go to the cuck chair

Get to know your mutuals and list ten random things you like 1. Psychological horror 2. Time travel shit 3. Puzzles 4. Gift making 5. Making nsfw videos/stories 6. Warm climates 7. Jokes you gotta reach for 8. New foods 9. Number go up games (Damnit) 10. Big city vibes (from small town)

Get to know your mutuals and list ten random things you like Emo music Midcentury feminine fashion Niche video essays My husband Unsolved mysteries Internet history Synthesizers Kinky smut Baking Fantasy worldbuilding

Get to know your mutuals and list ten random things you like 1. Sonic 2. Fighting Games 3. Jazz Cabbage 4. Hip Hop 5. Dancing 6. Horror 7. Making videos 8. Comics. 9. Blowjobs 10. Cold weather

get to know your mutuals and list 10 random things you like • putting a straw in my vape • cards as weapons • writing parody lyrics • busting chops • the it's-just-basketball game at the arcade • plasma balls and lava lamps • 🔴🟠🟡🟢🔵🟣 as a set • karaoke • onscreen titles being small • um. cranium.

"eww look at that pile of shit" "Yeah well look at that bigger pile of shit" "I mean yeah, it's worse but the first pile of shit is still a pile of shit"

"$400 with a controller. This would really send a message" One analyst on how Valve's Steam Machine could make the biggest impact on the games industry www.eurogamer.net/400-with-a-c...

So valve is laughing a console, interesting

Beep beep another rapper on the sellout train

the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is metal gear

Thinking about how one of the first Epstein victims was trans and got relentlessly mocked in the media when she spoke up www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/07/when...

🎶 All I want for Christmas is my back blown out 🎶

i dont generally care about follows, but it does feel really nice to get a follow back after like 3 years

i transitioned so i'd be allowed to suck at games

idk why these grown men even want to hang out with teenagers. have you spoken to a teenager? they're annoying.

Older men who look like Santa are super hot, I'd fuck em silly

A bunch of Jehovah's witnesses just called to my door l, I didn't even know he was on trial

can you believe i used to be a quiet kid when i was a teen

Every game is woke cause I have to get up to play em

One of the gayest games of all time declared not woke by media literate geniuses

Pawg: kitty cat and puppy dog version of pog Pawggers: kitty cat and puppy dog version of poggers

Dear new York times shut up