women are my favorite kind of fruit

transsexual women love magic the gathering because it fulfills the fantasy of one day being able to own land

Whenever someone blocks me, I block them back harder and I think it’s funny that they don’t even realize I’m winning.

I'm not like other girls........I have the antidote

[success!] u begin to perform 'the sponge shuffle'

Bad Joke Friday returns! Playboy edition! 🩷

You look great today, could you maybe move the computer desk out a little bit from the wall, I have very little space back here

Making a voodoo doll of someone so I can jerk them off during the day and cause some hilarious scenarios

dont take this personally but if you never smiled again I would break all my pens and pastels because I would have no reason to render any longer

in case youre wondering how things are going for me i had a vivid dream of working at IHOP

i'll have u know.. ur on thick ice >:(. that was the first straw. i don't think there will ever be a last one. i have no self respect.

Shitting my pants just to know your name 🎶 Seventeen craps and I've had it with this game 🎶

It brings me an incredible sense of peace to imagine the fear and feeling of walls closing in for men who abused women and girls with elite impunity

Won't someone check this buffalo's ego?

fartin like crazy today

Stigmata handy? Stigmata handy tn queen?

okay you know what though? marijuana. is what. imo.

Draw me like one of your french girls, with a baguette 🥖

🎶home for the day. Now I’m stoned for the day. Home for the day. Want to get boned for the day. 🎶

Oooh papa smurf, whip out that big ol' smurf and smurf all over my face What do you mean you've already smurfed

Can you all pretend this is a banger post

We should frollick in the woods together sometime

You are under my control.....shit your pants.

Shitting my pants just so we have something to talk about

youre not on my level. im still on the first level. i can barely even play this game

Working part time as a sleep paralysis demon

"Honey wake up they super smashed those brothers"

You’ll never catch my Canadian ass voting for Gavin Newsom

For fart toot long

CEOs Never Cum

Just once id like to sleep a full night

something i dont think many know is that libraries are also a good place for the unhoused to hang out, surf the web, use a bathroom, and be out of the elements for a bit. lots of outreach done there too!

Also another thing about libraries is you can smoke your weed in there

I'll be busy watching anything else

How Now Frown Dow

“Clavicular” is an industry plant by Big Nazi. I swear to god this guy didn’t exist 1 month ago. You can’t make me buy in to this crap.

I’m reposting this because it upset some fascists last time.

what a steal

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Read this sentence slowly: “Gov. Gavin Newsom, crypto executives and business leaders are ramping up efforts this week to stop the proposed wealth tax...” gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/u...

sorry i'm late boss, my cat came to lay on me and i couldn't get up until she got off

hi guys I know I haven't been very active lately, and I don't talk about where I'm from often, but the government made some really scary announcements today so I thought I'd share to let everyone know what's happening. here are some posts from twt for context

Why not a girlcott?

i think the real generational divide is~ did you grow up with the internet, or were you already grown?

Benching 120 ml

Spank that ham & make it say damn

People defending thiels buddy newsom before he’s even announced his candidacy