New Pokédex type challenge

My moots & I all work at the bozo factory.

The giant river otter can grow up to six feet long and often eats and overpowers crocodiles in packs, it makes a noise that sounds like a laughing child when it attacks Would you hug him?

youtu.be/gIoQGs8lvxk?... I never thought otters could be terrifying but the sound they make when attacking is nightmare fuel

Good moaning you beautiful people

3 death rule

Half of my moots are all married to each other & they're all the wife.

She anne on my widde til i combe

It's astonishing to me that they acknowledge the difficult process artists go through, then completely invalidate it immediately in the very next section by presenting something built off of stolen work

Look there's a cow and an udder and an udder and an udder

Good moaning ya saucy minx

please be patient with me, i wasn’t listening

At what age is it okay for a woman to refer to herself as mama bear

You think someone ever parachuted while having diarrhea

I was @ripperoni.com's girlfriend for 4 and 1/2 years. In June 2022, I attempted suicide. My mental health collapsed, and I desperately needed rehabilitation, but (In-person) Ripperoni became my sole caretaker. I was a blank slate to be molded, unmoving and spiraling for most of the day.

The trademark for the wet bandits just ran out quick lesbian outlaws now's your chance

Ranking the best cries I've ever had This is my tear list

"This is your captain speaking thank you for choosing trust flight airlines we are expecting some turbulence but nothing unexpected' "Today's in flight movie will be Final Destination and we're estimated to arrive in a few hours"

Kevin can fuck himself is actually is getting really interesting

"that guy is such an asshole" "Oh, his very into method acting" "Oh so, his a stupid asshole"

I know it probably gets annoying seeing me post this stuff so frequently, but please imagine how embarrassing it feels to have to post this, or how it feels to be in this position at all.

Don't tell the landlord about the backrooms, I don't want him to raise my rent

"wouldn't it be so funny if I just motorboated your butt like stuck my head in and went crazy, isn't that hilarious, do you think I should do it? Do you dare me to do it? Okay I'll do it, gosh I'm such a laugh"

I finally watched the backrooms I didn't know I'd be watching a pirate copy, tee hee

Honestly everywhere she goes someone dies, I would simply stop inviting her over

Wolverine Lulu

It baffles me to cheat in fighting games paying all that money for a game that you don't even bother to learn

Thinking about this youtu.be/fM34jklk18o?...

don't tell anyone else but you are my favorite sunflower

pussy so good i cummed

I invent my own games so I can be good at something. You can't play. Thems the rules, sorry.

t4t means tit for tat

Tee hee I think you're a cutie uWu

I need to start meditating again

Don’t fuck me, I’ll cum

Right wing media rarely shocks me anymore but words aren't strong enough for how disgusting this is

That was even spicier coming out than it was going in

Please wish me luck getting smoke tonight

First Robbie Williams wanted to be a monkey for his movie now his signing with a cat singing it's great to be a cat Just release the fursona already

not to get horny on main but i would like to kiss a girl rn

Hearing Not Like Us (radio safe version) remains one of the funniest experiences to me, just because hearing, "It's probably A minor" and then just disjointed, "69 god" is amazing

ok but actually. what if i was married to slice of pizza

Surprise! I'm dropping two archival album releases tomorrow instead of one. My 2015 new age/space music album Timeblinder will be available tomorrow on lexidarling.bandcamp.com. :)

Enoch Burke being praised as a hero by the worst people without them knowing any of the details is exactly why clickbait headlines and inaccuracy in reporting is a benefit to the absolute worst people

Xbox has the chance to do the funniest thing ever and remake this video

The sonic theme park originally had planned to give special passes to people with autism They scrapped it when they realised that was just everyone that turned up

slides into your DMs to see if you’re crashing out or just joking

This thread is coming along nicely