The Church of @blerrycat1.bsky.social is sweeping the land by storm! This THIS our new Messiah? We go undercover to figure just WHAT is happening with the CHURCH OF BLERR

Please help Britt

Ha not that's a prank, I replaced every chair in the house with me Got your ass!

Damn girl you fart with that ass

edward 40hands with hot dogs

Update : that crow came back, we made eye contact I said hello he flew away, will give more details on our next interaction

The movies lied to me, that monk wasn't bulletproof at all tbh

Wake & Bake was a success, I'd like to thank everyone for their support but especially my bra.

Good Mooning! I hope you have a lovely day, and your enemies suffer the cold and enveloping pressure of defeat as Karma enacts vengeance ignoring pleas of mercy Also today feels like an ice cream day.

Dad, I'd like you to meet my daddy

Nice ass, what time does it open? - Nosferatu

Can't believe they're making a Jason Bourne Vs Bigfoot movie

Put a little bow on it! Give it a little bit of Pzaaz!!!

Legolas, what does your elf-asshole poop

Jesse Singal: spends an entire decade trying to uncover a massive wave of desisters & detransitioners that never materialized also Jesse Singal: "trans people are the real conspiracy theorists!"

170/500 Trans woman escaping homelessness. working but lot of expenses this month and 3 big payments that prevent accounts from charge off. Working 10 hours a day now thru Sunday. Anything helps either pay off or keep me fed and car gassed $robinvbelle @shrikerobin ko-fi.com/shrikepublis...

Can someone give Rio a hand

Can someone help me with crypto i cant figure it out but im almost out of estrogen

You know it's a bad take when even the dude who likes everything stops liking

The guy who played Francis in Malcolm in the middle is Danny Mastersons brother, how in the heck am I only discovering this now

Being gay has won by ten times as much

Once again snatching defeat from the hands of victory

I have a masturbation problem.....the problem is I ain't masturbating

Where all my tops at

im fucking farting

That's right me and your mom, we doing the sex

Follow me for the latest news from your mother's bedroom

Me trying to think of midnight engagement bait: Horses are the official animal of colonizers and directly led to the rise of fascism. Drawing horses is like spiritually voting republican.

Take them apart then start to fart

Every credulous buffoon in Tech Journalism:

I push my fingers into my AAARRSSE!!! It's the only thing that helps me with my EDDGGGE!!!

my immediate distrust of anyone casually saying someone had "let the cat out of the bag"

Whoever likes this post is gay

Whoever likes this post is straight

Gonna try a science test

There's an old dog in my village that follows along the side of the pram when his owner goes on walks and he will stop to look in on the baby every few minutes, it's the cutest thing

Whoa

i can’t take it anymore, i have to fight so many of you tonight

help thembo!

i hope bsky never introduces private accounts cause it was so annoying to have people ask "what are you replying to" when youre talking to friends on their private

How bout a sitcom about a ferengi family they could say stuff like "in THIS economy?" Etc

just cracked all my knuckles in a neat sequence and it was so fucking satisfying

Lulu's asleep this is the perfect place to start a new hellthread

Budget Disney Princess

If you or I were to die tomorrow, the world would keep on spinning But we are all our own worlds, full of laughter and sorrow and joys only we can truly know. And we need to keep ourselves spinning, round and round each other as we dance through life Loving and being there for one another. 🫂 💜

finally some real science on youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I__...

I'm not stubborn, and nothing you ever say will convince me otherwise