Oh yeah, look at ma cake! She so purty! 🩷

telling the little kid with tiger face paint that i know theyre not a real tiger

look alls im saying is they should make it more obvious when its not supposed to be a petting zoo ok??

Don’t just pull it out for anyone 😏

POST. WORKOUT. NAP!!

it's caturday again

a medieval knight but his sword is floppy and swinging in the breeze like a giant dildo, bouncing around as he rides along on his horse.

Meet me at the Panini Post

2021-2022 i did customer support at night for an ev charging company while rewriting their training. I was trying to time the light turning off on me

If i really like a game i will make 24hours of gameplay 72. The depths i am willing explore knows all ends

“hows ‘ghost of yotei’?”.. when i have just been like:

Ill wake up looking for my dogs and they straight up prefer to sleep outside when its cold. If youre cold theyre not, they dgaf. If its hot tho is a diff story

This soundtrack goes so hard.

i mean these are so adorable already come on

@bside.foo youtu.be/DjYZ0enekbQ?...

I been more sore than usual lately so cooking is kinda out of the question this weekend. Side goal, few days of dinner delivery #MutualAid #helpsky 💸💕 #disabilityaid www.paypal.me/longbongsilver Cash.app/longbongsilver venmo.com/u/longbongsi...

finding your flaws and filling them with gold

*Tina belcher twerking*

one like and im back on bluesky

lol, this guy at the barber just said “I’m not talking to my brother anymore” an the barber said “I’m not your fucking therapist”

Male loneliness epidemic whomst? fr, though, don't do this to service workers. At least not unless you've got really good rapport. People drop this level of stuff on women ALL the time, too. Tip: a friend asks me if I've got space for [insert topic] and allows me to decide to hear it.

Artsy friends are so cool ty @annijyn.com for beautiful illustrations

Eye #illustrator #cinema4d

Logging in should never be a pain in the ass, imagine what you could never log out again

My homie comes in throws this on my pizza box and says i owe him 3 bucks and hes right

one day we will all be free of people censoring and/or using euphemisms for names of fascists...but today is not that day

shit goes crazy

*slaps a xmas bow on your forehead because you are a gift

There must be a chart that exposes the window of time where firmware updates are no longer friendly

Nice autonomy you got there, you wouldn’t mind if i firmware updated

Pretty sure my phone is concussed to heck, it legit doesnt know what “set a timer for 6 minutes” means

Me to my blender bottle: Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em 🎶

I made this not sure why but I did

When dogs smell each others butts that was like them checking out each others itunes.. now idk what they do these days

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Just out here spilling trade secrets for the sake of transparency

There it is! Omah gaww! Once again! There i gooOo

The slippery soap of choruses

QRP with something cute