This song sounds

interesting how they invented skydiving before skyswimming. kinda feels like putting the cart before the horse, but what do i know.

what the fuck do you mean they invented an organism that forgets to eat

hey jackals is this good?

This is going to be a great weekend for productivity. Its a good Thursday

This is me btw. If youre being mean to me, this is who youre being mean to.

not very many dicks in this dictionary

The creepy fog cows are back.. [moos echo in the night]

My body is still in office but my heart is dreams of car BASS entering my soul

When the sun is go down the ppl feel the power of RELAX

When the rhythm is glad There is nothing to be sad

Poe wants Beans to notice her 👉👈

I need a focking hoodie why did i ever leave my focking hoodie

i don't know exactly how consumerism has poisoned me but i can never just buy anything. i have do research, read all the reviews, mediate on how the item represents me as a person, think about it for 3-5 business days etc fyi i'm trying to buy a canister holder thing to put my kitchen utensils in

Branch em up gimme all your broccoli

Who down to lay in a blanket of sunlight on the carpet in a cold building

well well well look who decided to log off twitter!

Mitch_mcconnell_falling.mp4

trainings at work be like which of the following is true? a. answer that sounds right b. stupidest thing youve ever heard

Call me dumb but I dont believe the fall

Spirit Halloween is now Antifa HQ

absolutely www.rhubarbandlavender.com/recipes/roas...

I usually just push the joystick forward for a good clean roll 🛡️🗡️

[Toes refuses to know she's 20 sometimes ❤️] #catsofbsky #seniorcats #soundup

keeps stupid in keeps freshness out

thanks for letting me peak in ur life

all of sudden it’s all “Dearest Fordminister”

(agreeing with you) to the protrary,

*itches armpit but like in a sexy way yknow?*

release the einstien files (list of really smart guys, not pedophiles)

trader joe's when tradehis jane's walks in

kissing mr toad before i rip his head off

I wonder why this plate glass window and crates of fruit are sitting around here. Better ask Chekhov about it.

It's Thursday drop some covers I dont say it much but I have seen this band more than anyone else.

It’s been amazing to see my parents, who are staunch Clinton liberals, slowly come to realize how many of their friends aren’t just placidly disagreeing on taxes but truly hold a deep, racist hatred in their hearts. And also admit that their wacky socialist son might have a few good points

i dont like kissing up to people so i prolly wont date anyone too tall

me: *decapitates a man* people: *horrified* me: dont worry its a billionaire people: *collective sigh of relief*

brings a boomerang to a noyf foyt

Your message found me in a well, actually. And I’m not mad, I probably deserved it. But I’m wet, I’m muddy, and I’m cold and I think there’s a spider in my hair. I passionately would rather be in any field instead of this well. Looking to warm up with a coffee soon.

I hope this message finds you well. I came across your profile and was impressed by your experience. I'm always looking to connect with more professionals with a passion for our field. Would you be open to a brief call or a coffee chat soon to discuss if you are mad at me

That's my secret, cap: I'm always doing that thing you like.

if I had to, id say bowl food is better than plate food but hand food is #1

Dont gimme a reason to quote flav

Sometimes i drink coke sometimes i drink pib

Sometimes i honk shoo sometimes i mimimi

Sometimes i eat slow sometimes i eat quick