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If president lincoln were watching the melania doc he mighta just shot himself

how i answer calls

"If ya can't Donald Duck it, fuck it." ~ @idolatrare.bsky.social

Bubbles for the #cats

Good NIGHT SAY. IT. BACK 😤 klybye

i made reservations for us tonight at This Post

Thisis whare i jump fromb when i land on Dade from a grate height. When itis from a reglar height i am on the next lower platformb

I wonder if these are distant relatives of any plundercats

you belong to the earf, fforever in debt to the soil,. like this status to be we’re in love forever repost for sopranos game on ps2

I may white wall my bong back to back hit a dab for good measure and get in bed with my body flipped inside out from the coughing

im currently 50% off

I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO BORE YOU WITH THE DEFINING TRAUMA IN MY LIFE MUVVER

When i say i love pizza earnestly

ill make fun of myself better than you ever could. this is what makes me invincible

my mango is to blow up

kissing my enemies like im bugs bunny

Fuck that shit - am I mean?

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf - but did you know about?

I never understood the jerry thing what does he do that everyone anticipates

Guys my hot bath is now cold but i cant stop reading

do i have to watch youlania to understand melania

Playing through botw again and only picking necessary fights and then keeping it pushin. Moblins dont know what to do with themselves

I have been so exhausted, but slowly feeling better woth OTCs. I think antibiotics was probably the move like over a week ago or somethin idk

my work there is done

New finger popping location achieved 🔓

Chopping up radicalities into digestible bits so they fit through the overton window

I love the picture selection like thats his reaction lmfao

@artsmia.bsky.social , consider supporting a Minnesotan artist that had to the flee the Us due to homelessness and is now painting works like these in Mexico. I applied to work for you awhile back and have been through your doors many times. This piece should be in Minnesota with my people

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"how's it going"

The Haunting of Hill Hobbit House

Work is lame we should all not have to work. When i am president none of you guys willbe forced to work unless you like it then thats on you

What was your very first favorite song growing up as a kid? youtu.be/bG9z-atG7gc?...

Lets say there are two posts u wanna repost but one of them features the other in the form of quote posting. Should i repost both anyway or just the quoted post, like a 2fer1 dealy. Who got the bluesky etiquette. My bets on the former

What was your very first favorite song growing up as a kid? youtu.be/_uh7EaMNd1w?...

Cut my nose into pieces, this is my last resort

Tuodais #WhisersWednesday is brought tuo yiuse by tha color Oranj.

*Nasally* gm

Carlos is an expert

The Fuckery of Buffoonery: A Memoir

I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com

2024 was 5 years ago

just a reminder that your loved ones are NOT defacto emotional displacement receptacles that you can treat however you want just because it would be difficult or costly for them to remove you from their lives

no you’re thinking of paul bunyan’s cousin, john blysters

whoopsie daisies said my gardener planting another daisy after i had specifically requested that they didnt

it's a heart breaking share of people who refuse to grow and change so they can accept love