( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 

Long DeTome

Guy getting into a fight at a livestock auction: “hey my oxen’re free 7 days a week pal”

dunce upon a time

Last thing you see before its lights out

amanda just told franky she would give her one million cat dollars if she got down from the dresser and franky jumped down…. i don’t know how amanda is ever going to afford that tbh.

🎶

Tom LeDonge

your brains gone flat you should change your whyer

I have an idea but it will take a moment

giggly stoned is the best stoned

This is why i dont be participating in these chains 🤭

Anybody else walk around naked just to exercise their free willy

timeline cleanse 🫧🫳🫧🫧. 🫧 🫧 🫧⏰ 🫧. 🫧. 🫧 🫧 🛁🫧🫧🫧🧼🫧 ya gotta clean your clock

i grew up in arizona .. i guess you could say "the hardest thing in life is to have my neck surgically removed

Like real talk the fact this isn't *significantly* bigger news means there's some heavily invested arseholes squeaking

ok, computer. please give me one "only tired at bed time", please

The way it got used, “si se puede” is a harmful message post movement anyway

I made a cactus (with a face)

hey there meowlilah what's it like it new meow city im a thousand meows away but girl tonight u meow so pretty yes u do:]

abolish speedos

i am not in trouble

i am soft and warm

Naming conventions are important. Ask any sound designer

what a new pfp does to a mf

Slipknot - Psychosocial Moratorium

Should i share my bot scripts in a how to fashion

as a short guy has there been any progress on that mario mushroom idea

I like that raphs main weapon are his hands. Maybe the butt of his sai if anything

gm!

Vzzzt-mew-mew? =^.^=

There goes backflips :/

Get him!

stop posting pictures of the 550$ pokémon game 😡

first-world problems

ref.. if youre listening.. i need you to kill me.. i didnt know where to ask our questions.

Miaow-zrrrrpt? ᵘωᵘ

still got love for the skeets

Cleaning inside the little nipples that go on the earhole part of my hearbuds with a q-tip like they're lil urethras