Heh heh heh bit off more than you can chew. I have that effect 😏

changing all the minecraft zombie sound effects to the COD zombie sounds because im not a fucking child anymore

Chawwwwwwww bok!

Using toxic local real gangster rap for mental coffee grounds

Cool ill hear this in my head til i pass out probably

I thought I dreamed this last night, very pleased to wake up & see it's real

Im just baked but what if they made an orb phone case

Spurs has the game shark on. Big ass center

i like a plus but a minus is where i draw the line

Baby cardinal jumped out of the nest

Smooth as fuck. 🩷 #musicsky

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Agaves with the death bloom out here ☀️

why is everyone so worried about fantavirus?? i love soda

who up bilboing they baggins rn

shield maiden of the crystal ✨🔮🗡️

What food can you eat your way out of rn, i could probably burst out of a blueberry muffin rn, be all blue and stuff

Could everyone like, shake ass as if a juicy j song is playing for a second? Wondering if we can induce an earthquake go home early

i came here to see an ooze and all you’ve shown me is common goop.

a fallen woim

I'm gonna bring a gong around with me from now on just in case

Feelin blah today guys but like the kind thats overcomeable

Ll cool j was always like “mlem… mlem lemm mlem”

IGN will be like “this rerelease plays just like the classic you know and love with graphical improvements and extra levels but falls just short of what it could’ve been”

So i had more fun than i thought i was gonna playing DuckTales(!!! oo woo oo🎶)

Curse me kilts !!!

shire is short for…

Theres a good copy of project hail mary floating in internet space btw fyi jic jsyk iykyk etc

Okc is what happens when you spend 6years getting rid of your best guys and investing in future players. they are making everyone look like clowns

Dillon brooks attending the lakers last game in getting swept 😆🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 FUCK LEBRON AND GANG

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I am intercepting communication and writing down interesting snacks i hear about

this mfer is an agent for big cake donut i just know it

Doesnt a cake donut sound good rn mmm😋

facts+ is included in Facts Premium, which allows you to make up to 5 of your own facts every months

The “actual facts” are a facts+ of sorts, compared to just normal facts

“7.8 inch dick (almost 8)” in bio

hey kid you like hedgehogs?

super excited for lunch today! (i know what you’re thinking, Gross! but don’t knock it until you’ve tried it)

At the home depot