WARNING: earnest/serious thread - brief pause on the shitposting arc I tracked, and blocked all but 3, of the first 2000 accounts to follow the Department of War account that dropped yesterday - by hand, from my phone - here's some of what I learned:

Some of you are already following bots like this, so if you really are a #bluewave #resister and for #nokings you'll want to stop following the bait the nazis set for you. Here are just a few examples:

nugget de chicken

👁️

When you forget a towel

good news mario got the message, is onboard

Refried jeans

No kings except this mf

where I come from (bsky) if someone uses a phrase like "is there anything sadder than when" strangers show up interpreting that literally and replying as if it's a contest by trying to come up with even sadder things, the absolute saddest they can come up with to one up, and I think that's beautiful

a crazy hippie gave me chemicals and now i think im gonna dye

my phone can text underwater and it can text other words too

my cinnamon roll is underbaked

if you want to see some really twisted shit check out what my pretzel guy does in the bathroom

FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES

Can still hit these dance steps

I let it rainnn I clear it out

i mean look!!!

you gotta learn to love broken things

I'm builder toad at the puter

dp dp you know what i sip no pepsi thats booty water ick

yukon do it

fuck marry kill

Logging on

The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.

1, 2, 345... The Record Spot didn't get all my money; this just arrived from #PhiladelphiaMusic. I don't drink so I'm not headed to the liquor store around the corner; I'll be staying deep with the trumpet. The trumpet! #Vinyl #VinylSky #Mambo #MamboSky #Prado

IT, IS TIME‼️

Went to do more with porch and this warm weather streak has breed mosquitoes ITS ALMOST END OF OCTOBER DIE YOU LITTLE BASTATDS

despair? deez pair of nuts!! haha wait put down the gun

When you shave a part of your head and pet against it and it feels like it sticks at a certain point stopping your finger call that a washi taper

I like jojis new shit

here you go buddy

guy with a subtlety fetish

I couldn’t remember the word slices and so i said “instead of fries can i have… … <this felt like the longest second ever> ..apple fries???” n she fuckin laughed at me 💀

if youre reading this, its already too early

Straight up said this and went back to sleep

gm

This song sounds

interesting how they invented skydiving before skyswimming. kinda feels like putting the cart before the horse, but what do i know.

what the fuck do you mean they invented an organism that forgets to eat

hey jackals is this good?

This is going to be a great weekend for productivity. Its a good Thursday

This is me btw. If youre being mean to me, this is who youre being mean to.