Have we considered widening?

you guys remember when Steven Crowder got jealous of the attention his pregnant wife was getting so he skipped his kid's birth to have cosmetic surgery done and lied about it being medically necessary

Insane, stupid, and a very bad sign of what Palantir is up to.

lol. Remember when liberals said this guy was a hero?

STELLATHON is going strong for several more hours! I’m so humbled by the turnout—please drop by if you haven’t! There’s a ton of fun stuff going on

They really failed War with Iran 101

This technology, in the wrong hands, has DEVASTATING consequences.

From Chicago and the Twin Cities to Vermont, police departments play an essential role in the ICE abductions, violently suppressing resistance that would otherwise keep people safe from the clutches of the kidnappers. ICE is the enemy of humanity. So are police. crimethinc.com/police

she sucks his tiddies

he should have ended up face down in a Vietnam rice field.

Welcome To The Black Parade with my parents, Fred and Mary!

Ms Rachel talking to Deiver Henao, a 9yo in an immigration detention center www.instagram.com/reel/DVzUzoz... What a world

My neighbor told me stratotankers keep eating his stratotankers so I asked how many stratotankers he has and he said he just goes to the airport and gets a new stratotanker afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding stratotankers to stratotankers and then his daughter started crying.

tired: prenup wired: mutually assured destruction

Making the dinner announcement at Davos

In theory a bunch of us could pool our money, short squeeze all of the oil futures the treasury bought and destroy the country

There’s a lot going on, but the regime is continuing its show trial and railroad to establish a framework to easily use across the country against anyone. They dropped this today 🙃 “Signal chats are black bloc Antifa terrorists.”

this is going around again for some reason and I'm laughing all over again at "joebidennnn69"

Can this be a solution?

Wow, better get on that

Sometimes the algo hits. If anyone needs a good mix of old-school reggaeton: youtu.be/8OtyR977_Aw

swine turd testicles

My Jewish friends are going to be less safe their entire lives because a bipartisan political establishment insisted on tying Jewish identity to a right wing ethnostate that persistently and unapologetically terrorizes an entire region. This should never have happened

Was this the photo that Pete Hegseth reportedly found unflattering? defector.com/report-unfla...

If we could just raise sea levels by 150 meters we get a backup Strait of Hormuz

I used to think that capital, real old money elite society dark evil stuff, would simply have killed any dumbass politician or new money egomaniac that genuinely threatened their precious economy. But perhaps they are too diseased and devolved, their scions too pathetic.

using public office to name and shame evil landlords into submission is so cool. i hope democrats learn from him

its up in heaven now, refuelling the angels godspeed flying gastank

Idea: mandatory retirement age for Congress equivalent to the average U.S. life expectancy (79) so they actually care about improving it.

I don't think they're going to be able to save the fuel.

This is the best lede I've seen in a tech story in...years? There should be an award just for ledes.

I have watched 6 hours of a DOGE bro deposition. The whole thing, start to finish. It's a fascinating, and horrifying, look at the people who caused so much damage, didn't really achieve anything at all, while still being so sure they are right. Here's what they said: www.404media.co/i-watched-6-...

Wishing for freedom for the Prairieland defendants! Regardless of the jury outcome, the defendants will need all the love and solidarity possible Follow @dfwsupportcommitt.bsky.social!

This Prairieland case is a big fucking deal and we should all hope that the jury does the right thing here.

Solidarity with the Prairieland defendants ✊ sending good vibes out for tomorrow 🙏 We'll find out soon.

$200 a barrel is misleading. You're not just paying for the container, but also the valuable crude oil inside of it.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

THE US GOVERNMENT HAS ARRESTED HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE, AND ATTEMPTED TO DEPORT SOME, WHO WERE BRAVE ENOUGH TO PROTEST THIS GENOCIDE WHILE YOU SAT AT HOME SUCKING YOUR OWN DICK.

Can this be a solution?

> convert oil into pavement > build land route around the straight > pull pavement up behind you > convert back into oil > problem solved

BREAKING via CBS Detroit The Oakland County Sheriff's Office says law enforcement is responding to an "active shooter situation" at Temple Israel in West Bloomfield.

having to get out of bed while its pouring rain and storming should be illegal

Turning a big dial labeled ‘inflation’ to 11 and looking back at my supporters like I’m a contestant on The Price is Right

i love not having assets because there's nothing to repossess. oh? you want my shit? you want my animaniacs funko pops?? you want my boxes of high school latin worksheets??? you want my busted old laptops???? FUCK YA LIFE, BING BONG

i'm in $70,000 of debt to the us government and they aint seeing a penny of my student loans bc they'll use them to take away (more of) my rights fuck ya life, bing bong

A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

The Biden admin’s role in Gaza normalized and established a tolerance for the wholesale slaughter of civilians. It’s why Trump can now bomb schools, hospitals, apartments, and stadiums anywhere in the world, and why there will be no pushback from our gutted and hollowed-out institutions

Bluff called

Literally me on any social media platform