🎶 SOUND ON youtu.be/vQXHTXQrHhI

apologies for putting this on the TL but i can’t believe we’ve hit “I did journalism SO WELL that I’m being accused of being a danger to women” in less than 24 hours

Ouch, my feelings.

I think about this all the time.

Me when I closed the organ shop in 2018 or whatever

“Hey,,,can you lean out the window and get a photo of that new mail truck” “what?” “ …please” “you’re going to post this on bluesky, aren’t you?” “yes. thank you, i love you”

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Tiled Window Catte #pixelart #ドット絵

Yuppies! New money! Wealthy Sex Workers! Have you considered REVERSE GENTRIFICATION?? Move to the suburbs. Put a bunch of flags on your lawn. Run for HOA. Stop enforcing the rules. Shop cheaply. Dress like a stripper at the grocery store. Help your tradwife neighbor get a divorce.

Thank you YT algorithm. youtu.be/KUOwbcdZozQ

Wrote entire books about how people who believe fairies live in gardens are idiots only to fall in love with a calculator that calls him smart

JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area

It’s 1987 and you’re about to have the most disappointing experience in your life

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

I’m 36 and my father was born on a fucking plantation. When he was orphaned, his biggest fear was “being turned into a slave.” He’s still living and so are these ideals. “We” were never supposed to have this much freedom. We were always a heartbeat away from going back.

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I have trouble distinguishing blondes. Whatever, stepford children of the corn, you’re all one person to me now

they're saying this more and more

Guillermo Stlapiz

Did you guys hear about Will Stancil leaking the Tinder ICE Honey Trap details just to take credit for the work done by women for months (ruining the entire operation by doing so)?

🚨🚨🚨 ALLIANCE BETWEEN GOD AND SATAN ANNOUNCED 🚨🚨🚨

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Tim was born for this

i denounce harrison ford

Hi I’m Ben Shapiro welcome to Jackass

why is the US allowed to overthrow democratically elected leaders in latin america? it feels like nobody even attempts to explain this

small talk when i'm doing it: look at me being a good social work teammate small talk when anyone else does it: i'm gonna stab you with a fork if you ask about the weather again

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Happy May Day

It's anti-greek discrimination

ALIKE IN DIGNITY

Dallas, Austin, Houston

Squirrel Hill, Oakland, Shadyside

i only do unethical nonmonogamy. everyone is aware and consenting but we get together every month for a light crime spree

President Donald Trump is prepared to do something reckless in his Iran conflict that will get large numbers of people hurt or killed, Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) warned CNN's Erin Burnett on Thursday evening.

a bottom-feeding piece of shit, truly

I showed you my lasagna, plz respond.

Not looking up his account. He probably posts tasting notes

Big update: I secured a commitment that the FISA court opinion revealing abuses of Americans' rights will be DECLASSIFIED before Congress votes on reauthorization. The more Americans know about these abuses, the more they’ll demand real reforms.

Can I say something without everyone getting mad at me?

I like the part when he puts on sunglasses 😎 and says "It's Puerco time!"

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Info is now Battlefields

marie gluesenkamp perez rn:

Called it 😎

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