I refuse to accept this as legal tender 🤮🤬

The dates on the coin make it look like the USA is going to die next year

Look on the bright side - they only mint people who have died. Maybe he's letting us in on a secret 😜

I am just so fucking proud of her.

comic book authors: we invented the punisher as a cautionary tale about vigilante crime fighting the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher

A lot of tech bros who were upset about pronouns want to confer them on their computers now that they’re dating

AYFKMRN, he doesn't even have a wiki page!!

huh...

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holy shit, GUYS 😂!!

nice cleavage 🧐

An AI bot wrote this headline

"1 in 3 Americans"? did they survey three Americans and one had a relationship with AI?

if you need an amusing action thriller with LaKeith Stanfield, Rosa Salazar, Marky Mark's third nipple, and plenty of bloodspurt, Play Dirty, by the guy responsible for Lethal Weapon, isn't a bad choice

Another absolute banger from the Free Press, and by banger I mean "wants to bang an AI rendering that looks about 14"

if this isn't gross enough for you, scroll downthread to see the guy who says this is a "gorgeous innovation" 🤢

Disney is devastated to report that Tilly Norwood was shot dead this afternoon while rehearsing with AIec BAIdwin.

During the winter of 1927–28 officials of the Federal government made a strange and secret investigation of certain conditions in the ancient Massachusetts seaport of Innsmouth. Congress has not authorized use of military force.

crikey :/

I'm going to bankrupt Paramount by generating a video of Tilly Norwood fucking Shrek

Iva made a cookbook!!!

I made stock twice in as many weeks, which meant I made these delightful vegetable crackers twice, using the spent veg from the stock-making process. The ones on the left are rosemary–parm and the ones on the right are cheddar–sage. Recipe in my book #AfterTheFeast!

Shouting WAFFLES at people until they agree their civil rights don’t matter

I wasn't allowed to listen to pop music as a lad! But in 1979 I used to get a lift home from school with Simon Burke and his mum. They had two tapes in the car. Tubular Bells and Bat Out of Hell. Blew my mind.

I love being present for the birth of weird new dog whistles

Amazing how much you’re getting off on shitting on the everyone who built the most crucial community here, Jay

omg

My sixth piece for my solo show @gallerynucleus.bsky.social! 🐦‍⬛ #illustration #fantasyart #magicalforest #forestspirit #watercolor #gouache

jfc 🤦🏻‍♀️

happy birthday to one of them ones who was REALLY about that life (many of y'all would've called him crazy, too)

2/2 Dudley North, 3d Baron North, showing off his v. cool hair style to have his portrait painted by miniaturist Isaac Oliver.

come down to the Tower of London if you want an ass kicking #CindyGoesToLondon

Does it generate them or does it attract them? Not to ignore the deeply problematic issues with the TCC, but this sounds a lot like the way serial killers ingratiate themselves with law enforcement. Not just as cover, but because they feel at home in the community.

In Dallas, Black families that were looking to move out of the Tenth St. District had their homes bombed regularly until one of the homeowners came out quick enough to fire a shotgun at the bombers.

BREAKING: Striking workers are currently storming Tesla showrooms in Paris, demanding higher taxes on the ultra-wealthy. (🎥 Luc Auffret)

acab includes mods

The 'WAFFLES' thing is even more upsetting when you realise Jesse Singal came into a place where people didn't hate Trans people and he started yelling 'WHY DON'T YOU HATE TRANS PEOPLE' like he's literally the 'WAFFLES' person in the analogy ffs

TIDNK!

what could go wrong?

christopher walken in works of art: thread

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A Normal Human: Ah, yes. Be Wise, the owl is a symbol of wisdom. Me, a gremlin: BOWEL WISE

Another weird 1970's kids book series I was way into as a kid was the Sweet Pickles. I had the whole alphabet set in a bus shaped container. Looking at these now, I'm 1000 percent sure every one of these animals are some shade of LGBTQ+

if i must participate i must be the best

We could have had a taco truck on every corner

🐍THE HELL HAG🪨 To reach the afterlife the souls of the dead must pass over the 'Sanzu-no-kawa' (三途の川 'River of the Three Crossings'). Depending on the 'sins' committed in life, souls cross at a bridge, a ford, or a snake-infested stretch of water (paying a toll of 6 mon). #hellhag #afterlife

@the17thqueen.bsky.social I lost my father in the war, our only provider. Now we are forced to flee again with no shelter, and tents cost $5600. Life grows harsher every day, and hope is fading 💔. No food, no safety, no rest. Your support is our only hope. Please donate.

In #JapaneseFolklore Tennyo are heavenly beings who appear as extraordinarily beautiful women. They sometimes fly down to earth wearing magical feathered kimonos. There are many tales of love stories between Tennyo and human men. Similarly to western swan maiden or selkie... #FolkloreThursday 1/2