that doesn’t look like Bergman 🧐

alas, slept thru the eclipse :(

my reaction to all of this is totally inappropriate, so I will not be posting it

well dammit

Hey so tonight, or more properly tomorrow at ass:thirty AM when you can't sleep because terrible things are happening, you may as well look at the lunar eclipse if you're in the areas of visibility. www.usatoday.com/story/news/w...

91. culture

whats the over/under on number of days until the first country to boycott the world cup?

UNIT ALERT:

anyway everyone, and ESPECIALLY CIS DUDES who do sex with people with vulvas, should get the HPV vaxx, it's great and saves lives

This is very important news, and I will be disappointed if within the next 5 years we don't have any picturebooks about wolves feeding blueberries to their pups! www.mprnews.org/story/2020/0...

huh

💖 2 sit in the exam room for an hour waiting for the doctor I made an appointment with a month ago

This may be more calorie restrictive for some than others

People in breakroom talking about only eating hole foods, which I assume means you only eat things that can fit in one of your orifices

we do this every year for halloween :D

i am cackling

If JOHN BOLTON thinks your plan to bomb another country is half-assed, man, you really done fucked it up

Chinese pigeon whistles. www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/p... Known as geling 鴿鈴 or geshao 鴿哨, it is a small musical instrument that is attached to the tail of the pigeon so that it produces a sound when it flies.

I just think they’re neat

aaaaaaand once again I am soaked

Absolutely nobody is freaking out on film the way Parker Posey was in Best in Show.

"The system absorbed the hit. That's what it was designed to do."

Sometimes I laugh at how stupid my own posts are

“I wanted to impress Piers Morgan”. That is so pathetic I can’t even.

buying limited edition lego sets might be a better return on investment than the S&P 500

Men can just not stop loathing the existence of women.

If you ever find yourself wondering how things like the Epstein story happened, consider the mid-level newspaper editor who admitted in a public judicial inquiry that he destroyed a woman’s life and drove her to suicide to try and impress Piers Morgan.

I sometimes worry I go a bit too hard with my resentment of British newspaper journalists as a class, but then I am reminded of stuff like this and am reaffirmed in my belief that we simply do not loathe them enough.

rabbit rabbit

mfer wasn't even slouching

oh fuck

U.S. women’s hockey on #SNL = A+ trolling ❤️

Tattoo sketches

Cheers H.B for the tag! I'm passing the torch over to, @oddoblivion.bsky.social @hemlockvale.bsky.social @thegildedtower.bsky.social @jrgdrawing.bsky.social

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today was the day john mccain finally became president

“Well, Iran’s regime is corrupt and—“ DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF.

alt text: a tintype portrait of a slim youngish Black person w short straightened hair, wearing a short-sleeved top like a waitress uniform; they clutch the lapels. around their neck looks like a beaded collar. tintypes especially express skin tones beautifully, in Black skin the shadows glow 🖤

Now that he’s started a war, I’ve completely forgotten that he’s a pedophile.

jesus god 🙏

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

America, if you are waking up, the Epstein regime has just murdered 24 girls in their elementary school in Iran.

Here's some daffodils and that, if you need some daffodils and that.

welcome to the news, fellow insomniacs

I guess OPERATION MOGMAXXED P0WNAGE was taken.

a progressive income tax? sorry kiddo, that betrays a "utopian" desire that can only ever end in tragedy. but a relentless program of constant wars, occupations, and genocides fast and slow, for oil, land, and fulfilling the commands of a blood-hungry god? thats just Adults in the Room doing Policy