The biggest mouths on the biggest cowards - the IDF

Amal Khalil was a devoted journalist who also rescued animals while on the job in southern Lebanon. She refused to stop her work, even after receiving death threats from an Israeli number. On April 22, Israeli forces reportedly chased her into a building, then killed her in a "double-tap" strike.

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Sky News: Some gas PR idiot is saying that the gas export tax will keep gas from going where it's needed: Into Australian homes. I see. The export tax. Welp! I have no questions!

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I get it, but it really is stupid of BRS to talk to the media. At best, it will do nothing. More likely, he is making rope to hang himself.

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