If a volcano erupted under Madison Square Garden it would not disrupt commutes more than this one President who nobody wants in their city deciding to attend a basketball game that no one except the shitty owner wants there

I need a paper to send me on assignment this year to visit all the southern California haunts. I am cheap, you don’t even have to pay me by word, all I need are my tickets and road travel paid for with a little per diem.

people need to stop comparing the White House UFC thing to Six Flags, there is nothing that ugly and gaudy in a Six Flags park

took in a game of Sparks vs Fire at Scam Arena thanks to the kindness of @thedudeabidesman.bsky.social This is a game of basketball where the object is to put the orange ball in the basket more times than your opponent. Quite a lark.

if you want to be mayor of los angeles, or any california city, really, you should probably know what mail in voting is

so I guess it’s not over wow who could have predicted that

go try to be mayor somewhere else Pratt you lipless freak

bisexual lighting is the same as ordinary lighting except it keeps feeling forgotten

what they should really do is send him to Barclays center and pay some juco kids to stage a Spurs Knicks game and just tell him they bought out the arena for his viewing pleasure, I swear he would not question it.

why doesn’t he go watch a hockey final or something. i think that shit’s still going on

after he inevitably leaves before the first quarter is over due to the incessant booing keeping him awake, can they let NYC resume its viewing party?

Early Access for opening night (9/3) of Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Hollywood is already sold out.

[looking up] can someone have a heart attack by getting booed by a massive amount of people

The boos may be loud enough to finally end it all

epic

needed to get this out of my head, sorry

your “tomorrowland speedway” cannot do this

What in the AI shit is this? This is not a 8/10 crowd day, not even close. I just got an instantaneous Galactic Grill mobile which was also ready immediately, and plenty of shaded tables. Pan is 30, Rise is only 55. I can get on Autopia in 10. This isn’t a 8/10 day, you dumbshit.

I will never understand the decisions some families make for photo backdrop at DLR. They will stop right in the middle of a busy walkway and with no discernible background start grouping the family for a photo. Folks, you are in Downtown Disney, you could be at any outdoor mall in America.

got a haircut

Hegseth is evangelical of the Christian nationalist stripe and no way an evangelical thinks a Mormon is Christian. heck they don’t even think Catholics are Christians

I need Halloween time to get here. Should’ve started already, actually.

For whatever reason, I thought I had started this one on Twitter. Might have to get back to it soon.

One fun thing about the restrooms adjacent to Plaza Inn is that you can lock everyone out of them.

In case you don’t have show replies on, my project has found its latest 🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗 dish

depends on the pet. cat? you are clear for takeoff. dog? you wait there until hell freezes over mister

In which Hegseth admits that he believes the Allied Forces were delivering “dangerous ideologies.”

I hope any live streamers entering Disneyland from the Harbor side are paying attention to that shouty man with the megaphone and the bible verse signs, because they, more than anyone, need Jesus.

no discourse necessary, this is correct

Timing a 50 minute Guardians wait. Currently no outdoor overflow and light LL return. My guess is 37 to the lift.

no. next question.

I hope any live streamers entering Disneyland from the Harbor side are paying attention to that shouty man with the megaphone and the bible verse signs, because they, more than anyone, need Jesus.

it is an IP to sell toys

LOS ANGELES UPDATE: An excellent update for Nithya Raman. She wins today's batch of roughly 60K ballots over Spencer Pratt by almost 21%, which is well over what she needs. Pratt's lead over Raman (for the 2nd runoff spot) goes down from 5.9% to 3.4%.

wait, you’re not…you’re not going to eat that whole pizza by yourself…?

this sucks

RIP bird

I feel like Backrooms would be a perfect HHN house because Murdy wouldn’t have to deviate at all from his endless boring hallways with occasional scare actor popping out from a scrim formula.

Longhorns win another championship in two. A somewhat dull, anticlimactic ending to what was otherwise a great softball season all around.

smart kid

Every batshit fundamentalist evangelical family is different, but if you tell your batshit fundamentalist evangelical family that Louis Pasteur was a Christian, they might go back to drinking pasteurized milk again.

a total mystery

congratulations New york Knicks world series Champions,,

mid skeets are safe to post again

must be weird being a conservative supreme court justice knowing that every time you go out to eat there is a high probability you will be ingesting someone’s spit.

imagine being at this tipping point in history where all freedoms are on the chopping block and our democracy is shriveling one court decision at a time and proudly declaring, “you know what we need right now? more of the stupid shit that has never worked”

Happy Ice will be getting a permanent kiosk in Downtown Disney. I highly recommend the cherry and pineapple mix. Tastes like the popsicle known as Big Stick.

If you are, like me, a fan of Mr. Toad, and, unlike me, just adopted a stray cat and are thinking of what to name it, might I suggest: Stray Catteus.

Backrooms 2: Back 2 Basics

Tonight’s A-List was Backrooms. Loses its way at the end, but nice to get a creepy movie that’s not reliant on jump scares in order to have effective sequences.