they are dialing everything in. there is no festival of the holidays.

i like KC losing a lot but I really worry male fans are going to blame one person who does not play for the team

ok, fine, Trump didn’t suck off Bill Clinton, but the question remains…

i would not want to watch anything from something called Fox Nation much less pay for it

Would you believe me if I told you it got so much worse from there

An unhinged Republican just tried to ambush me with holy water?? Bc I am “demonic” and “possessed”????? So that video will also be on stream tonight lmao

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begging AMC to not make my one A-List before Thanksgiving the Wicked thing but running out of options (it’s still early)

I enjoyed my one visit to Pittsburgh and am appreciating the city cutaways in the Steelies game

i know there are still a lot of injuries but this billsies defense is pathetic. they couldn’t stop a junior varsity offense. billsies offense is good enough (despite the turnovers) to keep it a game but cripes.

this billsies game has had more lead changes than your average basketball game

the turnovers have got to fucking stop

how do you get holding on the defense on a field goal attempt. how is that even possible.

dumbass Tampa defender playing for stats. It’s 4th & 2, just bat the ball down and get it closer to midfield

josh allen what are you doing

even if it’s not true, Bill Clinton should say that it happened

sometimes I dream of butter chicken

do you want to come over to my house for a turkey dinner this thanksgiving? maybe some oral? or just food? lmk

not sure I get the Allstate commercial where the husband sees his wife on the kiss cam from a TV broadcast. generally, the kiss cam in an arena is not broadcast.

WHAT

the glorious thing about shout at autzen is that just about everyone watches animal house to understand it and that’s like a cultural gift

I have an instantly negative and visceral reaction to the screen pass in both college football and professional. I instantly doubt an offensive coordinator who calls it. I heavily intake my breath through my teeth when I see it. It is a perverted play to me. It is a sick call.

christmas songs in commercials are starting to give me anxiety

Almost done with the first awards. Have maybe three or four more to go, including the Best Picture winner

I like Gersh. Good for Gersh.

the fuck. why. why. it’s not an interesting post. why.

great to see sadiq back and healthy and making great plays

yes I will have wendys tendies. no I do not expect much

i can’t wait for pictures of your turkey

*slapping you* MTG is not your fucking friend *slapping you again* I don’t give a shit MTG is not your fucking friend *slapping you yet again* she defected on him months ago because of dumb personal shit, she is not principled, MTG IS NOT YOUR FUCKING FRIEND

Reggie 😔

but I thought the other countries paid for the tariffs

there’s going to be a trump blowing clinton statue mysteriously going up in DC somewhere, isn’t there

One time I got temporarily suspended from the Bob Ross twitch livestream for saying I'd let him spit in my mouth.

to be honest, I am becoming somewhat convinced that this is what he’s more concerned about hiding

we won’t let a little rain get in the way of Pizza Friday

wow, this Bill Clinton guy sounds bad too. I guess I won’t be voting for that guy either.

Modest Deporter United States, Census, 1920

As everyone knows, the way to manufacture a hoax is to ask people in power to please release real documents that exist.

i am of the opinion you should not post death threats even in a joking way about any real person, unless it is sufficiently vague and wherein you have no ability to bring it about, such as, “you guys, it could happen today”

[Enter two other Senators with a Messenger.] THIRD SENATOR Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files As full as thy report?

getting reach on some of my posts as if I had ten times the followers, I would like to opt out of the Discover feed please

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I just want him to have a stroke before he can murder another boatful of fishermen.

I predict this lasts about twenty minutes until Disney pulls the plug due to videos showing Goofy flying his plane into the Twin Towers.

thinking of adopting to it

we’re going to war with south america and it’s amazing that we don’t even pretend that congress needs to authorize it anymore