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If The Shining was made today, the hotel manager would ask for the Torrances’ phones, telling them they couldn’t have them back until the spring.

Tonight’s A-List was Him, a sort of surrealist horror film with football. Some interesting visuals. However, with the exception of producer Peele and DP Kelly, I’m not convinced anyone involved in this film has any real grasp on horror, or surrealism, or even football.

If I was a brand and was paying for advertising on Sinclair/Nexstar, I would at the very least reconsider that strategy since clearly they cannot be trusted to make programming decisions that put my ads in front of the most eyeballs.

A VERY SINISTER EVENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

It’s been a couple years since my DLR burger project, so while thinking about revisiting the project (in the far future) to try the dozen or so new burgers I estimated were now offered, I went through all the menus. There are 27 discontinued burgers from my project, and 58 new ones.

The last time I logged in to IG, I was shown an AI-generated video of what it would look like if you were in the WTC on 9/11 and a plane was flying right at your office window.

i really need people to stop reposting george conway. all he does is repost other people but can’t even be bothered to repost them in a meaningful way ie so their post is linked, no, he screenshots them and posts without alt text. what is the point.

Tonight’s A-List was Afterburn. I don’t remember ever seeing ads for this Dave Bautista post-apocalyptic shoot em up. But to its credit, it is a movie so unmemorable I forgot what everyone was fighting over while still watching the movie, and in fact I had to look up the title to write this post.

All those people who were raptured will never get to ride Fast & Furious Hollywood Drift 😔

LEAD CHANGE: Barbara Drummond is back ahead. By one vote. One single vote. 21,565 to 21,564. And FOX10 has gone from saying 97% reporting to 85% reporting, so not done yet.

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The news is seemingly ignoring this horrific story and I fear that people will only hear about it through a Netflix special after they find the mass graves.

Since we’re all having fun with Rapture Chat, it’s also fun to note that the very concept of the Rapture is not even biblical and actually comes from a complete misreading of one of Paul’s letters.

300 million Americans were raptured last night.

So, Queen Mary’s Dark Harbor never sold a season pass, like they said they were going to at Midsummer Scream?

“darren, weren’t you raptured? what are you doing back?” [grabbing gun, cocking it] “heaven’s haunted”

If I’m Disney, I send out a presser and messaging letting people know that Sinclair/Nexstar are holding Kimmel hostage to appease the fascists. Maybe not in those words. But then I aggressively push Hulu.

enjoy that celebrity family feud, suckas

For LA folks, KTLA and CW are Nexstar affiliates. Boycott their advertisers.

he has been sitting in whatever kind of oven Disneyland puts the turkey legs in

“darren, weren’t you raptured? what are you doing back?” [grabbing gun, cocking it] “heaven’s haunted”

does it happen at midnight eastern time or how does this work

when I decide on my next theme park food project

the FBI now has to give each of us $50,000, to be fair

wall to wall coverage for the funeral of a podcaster. we live in the dumbest world imaginable.

I hope the Rapture people are right. This world is going to improve instantly.

if you put money on the rams at +3.5, you would’ve won if he hadn’t ran the blocked FG for a TD

lmao how does your special teams get two FGs blocked in one game

somebody bring me tendies. then leave. I don’t care for company, just tendies.

i think the tush push should be allowed but only if they actually grab and push the buttcheeks

@knottsberryfarm.bsky.social can I run this account since you are not using it? I will bring much business to your fine park and I will be funneee

I don’t think I can do four haunt nights in a row. I am a bad haunter.

Night 3. What’s the plan, you guys?

I feel like conservatives were just waiting for some major GOP leader, maybe even the big one, to get capped, and when this came along they were just full throttle “that’ll have to do”

This is why I voted for him. On Monday he will sign an Executive Order officially ending autism. We will all FINALLY be able to breathe a sigh of relief!!

As someone adjacent(?) to the community, I think most non-Disney/theme park people don’t know how progressive “Disney Adults” are, particularly where it concerns LGBQT+ rights. They are aware of Kirk and what his org was about. Disney execs don’t know their biggest fans any better than most people.

why would you ruin a perfectly good buffalo sauce with blue cheese

I never said anything about my BOO-fet last night, and if it wasn’t for Early Entry, I wouldn’t recommend it. Chicken was dry, no biscuits this year, overpriced.

taking one for the team. the W reffing, while slightly better this year, is still garbage.

what I'd love is a deep dive into a guy who voted for trump in 2016, got fucked in a very personal way (lay off or major life problems attributable directly to a trump action), and then voted for him in 2024 anyway and immediately got fucked again

about to buy ABC/Disney rn

Gasser could mean fart

someone tried to go into The Zoo Dark with a lit no-boo necklace 🤦🏼‍♂️

At 10:30, The Zoo had no wait. I think everyone is waiting for lights out. This is a GREAT time to lap Zoo on normal mode a couple times before the lights out people arrive, then go ahead and jump into the lights out queue!

Conjurors reminds me of the time I took my little brother to a magic show and he kept asking me how the magician did each trick. of course I could only say I didn’t know, and he kept getting madder at ME like I knew and wasn’t telling. He was SO fucken pissed. He didn’t talk to me for like a week.

Considering heading to the backstage area to do Monsters After Dark: Zoo.

imagine the world’s hottest man telling you that you fucked up

they are occasionally pouring drinks into these glow cups that appear to be old 50th anniversary stock

Have any of you lantern people done the activation that changes the color of the K on the sky tower? I’ve only ever seen it the grey color.