Darren and Poley
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I am really bad at going to and having fun at Disneyland. Should be a no-brainer. Not for this guy.
Why doesn’t Disney partner with a third party and use the existing Rainforest Cafe infrastructure to put in a Star Wars themed table service restaurant instead of this dumb store?
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It is with great sadness I must announce Parkside Market coffee is shit.
about 1 hour ago
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Unionizing Starbucks employees are outside the store in Downtown Disney. Do not cross the picket lines, jerks.
about 1 hour ago
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Nathan Firesheets
about 2 hours ago
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may the people of Venezuela rise up and overthrow their latest tyrants
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about 2 hours ago
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did you get that picture of the cookie for the foodie guide? sure did, boss. standing mysteriously on its edge just like you asked.
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about 14 hours ago
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I have lost all hope for anything.
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about 5 hours ago
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ah yes. regime change. the thing that famously always ends well.
about 5 hours ago
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FIFA has some explaining to do.
about 13 hours ago
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Impeach the fuck out of this lawless asshole, I’m sick of it
about 13 hours ago
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did you get that picture of the cookie for the foodie guide? sure did, boss. standing mysteriously on its edge just like you asked.
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about 14 hours ago
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how come dogs never learned to talk? bunch of dumbasses!
about 14 hours ago
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And they weren’t even sealed in with it for 40 days and 40 nights.
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about 15 hours ago
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ok I need to know who Julie is and why she is liking every single post
about 17 hours ago
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I promise I’m not doing the thing tomorrow, but I visited Free Genie on the app to make some recs for My Perfect Disney Day™️ and they have reduced the amount of priority rides you can select at the beginning from 9 to 7 lol
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about 18 hours ago
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[touches your arm lightly in the middle of your warning] ssshhhh…wait a minute…
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about 20 hours ago
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I’m not Catholic, but “Catholic social teaching has consistently condemned socialism and embraced the market economy” seems not true?
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about 20 hours ago
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini
about 21 hours ago
genuinely hilarious she shut off comments but not before someone posted one and now it’s the only comment
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Flo's menu is getting a refresh on Jan 20th (yes, it will affect the project) and, from what I can tell, Flo's Famous Fried Chicken, arguably the second best fried chicken in a theme park within walking distance of Disneyland, is going byebye.
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Disney Eats: New 2026 Sweets and Treats Coming to Disneyland - Disney Parks Blog
Happy New Year, my fellow foodies! We had tons of delicious tastes in 2025 and based on this list I’m about to share with you, 2026 is going to be no different. The chefs at Disneyland Resort have bee...
https://disneyparksblog.com/dlr/disney-eats-new-2026-sweets-and-treats-coming-to-disneyland/
about 22 hours ago
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X is good for one thing, and that’s for identifying people who are comfortable with naziism and the generation of child sexual abuse material.
about 23 hours ago
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my new year’s resolution is to befriend an octopus this year
about 23 hours ago
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about 24 hours ago
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my hot take on the beverage on the subway floor discourse is that those train cars are hosed down and sanitized every night so they are probably cleaner than the floor in your house
about 24 hours ago
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The project is roughly 25% complete (pending additions/deletions). Recently added: the first (of likely several) Din Tai Fung visit, a surprisingly good park item, and an infuriatingly lazy dish from the Grand Californian Hotel. 👇🏻🧵
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1 day ago
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they’re going to make them kick the ball and still lose
1 day ago
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Willing to bet the Grok apology was not issued by Elon or anyone at X. He’s a fool, but not fool enough to essentially admit posting CSAM. It was probably some random user prompting it, like anything Grok spits out.
1 day ago
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I didn’t know the “everything” in X the Everything App included CSAM, but not terribly surprised either.
1 day ago
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asking “what did you get?” to everyone in Downtown Disney walking around carrying a Lego bag.
1 day ago
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lights are on in matterhorn because it’s busted
2 days ago
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Mint Julep Bar: not a bar
2 days ago
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2 days ago
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Disneyland Railroad’s tunnel transitions, ranked 1. Tomorrowland-Main Street 2. New Orleans Square-Bayou Country 3. Frontierland-Toontown 4. Adventureland-New Orleans Square
2 days ago
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i’ll have a tub of just plain cotton, please
2 days ago
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the Tide is decidedly not Rolling
2 days ago
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maybe socialism means we all get cute boots
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2 days ago
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he is not impressed with 2026 so far but the tides can change
2 days ago
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even espn had to cut away from that third eye blind performance
2 days ago
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the four food groups: potato, burger, two-burger, fish
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2 days ago
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did not have the punter throwing for more yards than moore on that drive but here we are
2 days ago
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this duckies defense came to play
2 days ago
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if you keep getting the booster you extend your life by another few days
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2 days ago
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hey east coast, no spoilers
3 days ago
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my new years resolution for 2026 is to finish all the stupid projects I started in 2025 and then never start another project again
3 days ago
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weird how the years just don’t stop
3 days ago
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I can’t believe we’re 2,026 years old tomorrow! Happy Birthday, America! 🇺🇸🥂🥳🤸
3 days ago
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i did this the first time without even trying, you all are lightweights
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3 days ago
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I can’t believe we’re 2,026 years old tomorrow! Happy Birthday, America! 🇺🇸🥂🥳🤸
3 days ago
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Tod Browning’s Dracula (1931) is about a mental institution with some of the worst security in the history of mental institutions.
4 days ago
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the thing is, you could actually do this if you eliminate patent protection. that would actually force the drugmakers to compete with generics, making drugs as cheap as they are in [checks list] all other countries
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4 days ago
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Mike F
about 1 year ago
you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead
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