Why doesn’t Disney partner with a third party and use the existing Rainforest Cafe infrastructure to put in a Star Wars themed table service restaurant instead of this dumb store?

It is with great sadness I must announce Parkside Market coffee is shit.

Unionizing Starbucks employees are outside the store in Downtown Disney. Do not cross the picket lines, jerks.

may the people of Venezuela rise up and overthrow their latest tyrants

did you get that picture of the cookie for the foodie guide? sure did, boss. standing mysteriously on its edge just like you asked.

I have lost all hope for anything.

ah yes. regime change. the thing that famously always ends well.

FIFA has some explaining to do.

Impeach the fuck out of this lawless asshole, I’m sick of it

did you get that picture of the cookie for the foodie guide? sure did, boss. standing mysteriously on its edge just like you asked.

how come dogs never learned to talk? bunch of dumbasses!

And they weren’t even sealed in with it for 40 days and 40 nights.

ok I need to know who Julie is and why she is liking every single post

I promise I’m not doing the thing tomorrow, but I visited Free Genie on the app to make some recs for My Perfect Disney Day™️ and they have reduced the amount of priority rides you can select at the beginning from 9 to 7 lol

[touches your arm lightly in the middle of your warning] ssshhhh…wait a minute…

I’m not Catholic, but “Catholic social teaching has consistently condemned socialism and embraced the market economy” seems not true?

genuinely hilarious she shut off comments but not before someone posted one and now it’s the only comment

Flo's menu is getting a refresh on Jan 20th (yes, it will affect the project) and, from what I can tell, Flo's Famous Fried Chicken, arguably the second best fried chicken in a theme park within walking distance of Disneyland, is going byebye.

X is good for one thing, and that’s for identifying people who are comfortable with naziism and the generation of child sexual abuse material.

my new year’s resolution is to befriend an octopus this year

my hot take on the beverage on the subway floor discourse is that those train cars are hosed down and sanitized every night so they are probably cleaner than the floor in your house

The project is roughly 25% complete (pending additions/deletions). Recently added: the first (of likely several) Din Tai Fung visit, a surprisingly good park item, and an infuriatingly lazy dish from the Grand Californian Hotel. 👇🏻🧵

they’re going to make them kick the ball and still lose

Willing to bet the Grok apology was not issued by Elon or anyone at X. He’s a fool, but not fool enough to essentially admit posting CSAM. It was probably some random user prompting it, like anything Grok spits out.

I didn’t know the “everything” in X the Everything App included CSAM, but not terribly surprised either.

asking “what did you get?” to everyone in Downtown Disney walking around carrying a Lego bag.

lights are on in matterhorn because it’s busted

Mint Julep Bar: not a bar

Disneyland Railroad’s tunnel transitions, ranked 1. Tomorrowland-Main Street 2. New Orleans Square-Bayou Country 3. Frontierland-Toontown 4. Adventureland-New Orleans Square

i’ll have a tub of just plain cotton, please

the Tide is decidedly not Rolling

maybe socialism means we all get cute boots

he is not impressed with 2026 so far but the tides can change

even espn had to cut away from that third eye blind performance

the four food groups: potato, burger, two-burger, fish

did not have the punter throwing for more yards than moore on that drive but here we are

this duckies defense came to play

if you keep getting the booster you extend your life by another few days

hey east coast, no spoilers

my new years resolution for 2026 is to finish all the stupid projects I started in 2025 and then never start another project again

weird how the years just don’t stop

I can’t believe we’re 2,026 years old tomorrow! Happy Birthday, America! 🇺🇸🥂🥳🤸

i did this the first time without even trying, you all are lightweights

I can’t believe we’re 2,026 years old tomorrow! Happy Birthday, America! 🇺🇸🥂🥳🤸

Tod Browning’s Dracula (1931) is about a mental institution with some of the worst security in the history of mental institutions.

the thing is, you could actually do this if you eliminate patent protection. that would actually force the drugmakers to compete with generics, making drugs as cheap as they are in [checks list] all other countries

you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead