so! i think Al’s gonna trick Lucifer into making a deal to heal him in order to ‘protect’ Charlie when Vox decides he’s powerful enough to go back on their deal of not hurting her. or he might wait until Vox literally ‘lays a hand’ on Charlie, but not hurt her (like Vox probably assumes he meant).

What's better than holy steel? A machine powered by pure divine energy

#hazbinhotels2 #hazbins2spoilers I feel like I never have anything to say about Angel Dust because my only feelings are PLEASE OH GOD LET ANGEL BE OKAY WAHHH 😭💔 HE SUFFERS SO MUCH 😭😭😭

#hazbinhotels2 #hazbins2spoilers Heaven’s comeuppance from the exterminations decision is so crazy… They gave hell the ability to harm angels and a common enemy to rise against because they found that to be an easier solution than addressing the injustices in divine judgment Tsk tsk!

#spoilers I feel like Lucifer’s destiny was always to aide sinners, if his immense power can conjure anything n affect the entire realm of Hell. But he locked himself away for millennia with a defeatist attitude…Charlie’s dream offers him a way to actually intervene but ah, right now he is at risk 😭

This shit ain't going away any time soon lmao

Ahhh yeah…they have inferiority complexes that center each other’s abilities and roles…

Dirty Donald is calling Mace and Boebert today pleading with them to remove their names from the Epstein petition at the last minute tells you everything you need to know about how incriminating the info in the files is to him and his cronies. Release the Files on Dirty Donald

lol that would make things interesting XD in all seriousness tho, maybe it works like he can’t have the intent to *purposefully* harm them? like…what if he knocks something over & it just *happens* to fall on a sinner he just *coincidentally* happens to hate?

You don’t agree then move along bc I am not the person for you. When one party fights harder against the people then they do against fascism they will never be supported. Power to the people not corporations

Walmart & TikTok are selling n@zi shirts.

Someone: "This is problematic because..... *does a Google search*"

In all honesty, you’d think Christians would be all for a show like HH. It depicts religious figures with respect, doesn’t even show God out of again, respect, while acknowledging that they exist, & has a firm belief that anyone can be redeemed. Isn’t that what they like?

#hazbinhotel #vox #valentino #velvette #thevees #speakerofgod

i wanna see lucifer’s inability to remember any of the sinners names slowly go away as he starts to care more about sinners as his people again.

The Trump administration has barred grocery stores from offering discounts to SNAP recipients, threatening penalties for stores that try to lower food costs for low-income families. Cruelty is the point

Vox consistently forgetting to say we/us despite being the one to create the allyship with Val and Vel proves he doesn't see them as equals but tools to help him succeed, and I think on some level Val and Vel are aware of this but dont call him out because they still need him for their own success 😭

Roosie? lol (flash warning) #HazbinHotel #hazbinhotelS2

The Supreme Court declined to reconsider its 2015 decision legalizing same sex marriage. That’s a win

I guess this is an unpopular take but I like it when my faves make mistakes in the narrative 😳🍿🎞️✨ Cuz then I get to be like “oh hell, how u gone fix this boo”

I think the “open accessibility” model of modern social media has perhaps been a contributing factor some people forgetting (or never learning) that strangers online are mostly just there to do their own thing and are not, in fact, blank slate entertainment vending machines for the public at large.

Vox in this headline just makes it funnier imo 😨

Please help me I'm an uwu smol bean nazi with precious feefees and a trillion doll hairs.

just wanted an excuse to draw my version of Eve with bangs that looked like Abel's, tbh.😆 #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelEve #HazbinHotelAbel

Dying. Is that really a take? You’re lying. 😂

Yes #hazbinhotel #lucilith #luciferxlilith

even if it’s just a coincidence, it’s still rly funny to see a thomas lookalike~ XD

as bad as charlie’s behavior was in the last 2 eps, i’m genuinely looking forward to seeing her learning to grow & be a better person (& future ruler) as she tries to help the others. bc in the end she rly is so much like lucifer, *especially* regarding her pride & inability to listen to others.

the behaviors of your favorite characters can be EXPLAINED without needing to JUSTIFY them! in case! anyone! was! wondering! ☺️💢

I don't need to be rich in life, but I do wish to have enough money to commission custom life-size Pokémon plushies. I don't think that's too much to ask.

what intrigues me about Lilith is that the show hides two things in her animated appearances that would give us some sort of insight to her. her eyes & her voice. +

what was said: complicated and sad what ppl apparently heard: vox and alastor were in some kind of situationship and their breakup shattered both their hearts it's ok for a guess to be off yknow, but how u gon make it the fault of two of the most general adjectives in the english language 💀

if this is how fans are reacting from misinterpreting vox... dear god, it's going to be so crazy when alastor does an evil 💀

my favorite thing is someone predicting something- wrong or right. -and going "that's so bad, that's so boring, ect" my guy, we haven't even got there yet, just wait n' see what we do first, maybe? 😂 I do miss people letting stories at least be told before having opinions, can we go back to that?

expression redraw doodles with #humanalastor #alastor #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotels2 #hazbins2spoilers

ngl i like that Alastor doesn’t have the same hair texture as he did when he was alive :3 (though i mourn the loss of its curliness 😭) makes it more obvious that his current hair texture is more akin to deer’s fur, which is naturally straight/flat & kinda coarse.

#hazbinhotels2 #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbins2spoilers rosie: why did you quit in the first place alastor: ... rosie: cmon, it must have been bad alastor: the king told me to use a coaster rosie: alastor: rosie: get your ass back in that hotel

idk why some ppl are disappointed in Alastor being taken down a peg in this season. i get the hype of him being the ‘most powerful sinner in hell’, but having him constantly *be* that makes for a stagnant character. plus, power is a fickle thing. especially when it’s handed to you & not earned. +

convinced he replies so bored like this bc vox was dead-set on having the most boring super-masc "i'm the top" sex to show off #staticmoth #hazbinhotelspoilers

when you're really bad at being subtle about your crush that both your situationships have to call you out for being obsessed #radiostatic #staticmoth #hazbinhotelspoilers #seasontwospoilers #hazbinhotel

It is sooo good to know that sinners hate Lucifer but love Lilith

i’m sorry but i love how Vox doesn’t even *consider* the possibility that Alastor might have something planned when offering such a sweet deal. 😂 Vox is so fucking stupid, it’s great~

just finished watching the new Hazbin eps~ 1. Charlie i love you, but ffs you’re shit at PR. 2. transitions between scenes were a little abrupt these eps. 3. fuck yeah, human Al & human name-drop for Vox! 4. the fact that Rosie can make sinners that powerful is…interesting~ +

for now, my headcanon is that Vox died from tripping & falling face first into a tv set~

#hazbins2spoilers #hazbinhotelseason2 Black talent making bad deals with rich white producers so they can escape the dregs of society and pursue their passions is a classic American folktale

I’m seeing some folks say things like it’s a “bad look” for Alastor to be abused by the demons he made deals with— I think that’s the pointttt. Listen to a bunch of Black music for example n you’ll hear the expressions of rage when one sells out and makes themself a prisoner