Midwestern backrooms

I think I said it pre 2022, like before the biggest crashouts, but Musk is a character in a Greek tragedy. His whole life is pathos. I don't think I know anyone who would willingly swap with him despite the money

game of the year and I'm not kidding

Funny thing about this is that Trump is literally deecribing how obamacare already works. they give us money in the form of tax advances when allowing us to choose a plan.

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

not to Hand It To The Dems but it'd be a massive self own to demand more from republicans to fund the government since it'd undercut the entire message of the shutdown being the republicans' fault. people know it's on them, and if dems try to push their luck, it'll all backfire

let your haters be your waiters at the club night of success

people will blame this on social media and the influencer attention economy, and they share fault, but this is a problem created by newsdesks chasing impartiality over facts, and then at the same time, somehow casting op-ed writers as journalists. they blurred the lines and bad actors took advantage

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The beginning of hyrule warriors is so wild because imagine one day you wake up in a field and George Washington is there being like hey buddy you ok

come to my house and play the 90s you don't know jacks and also the 2011 reboot that features the incredible wrong answer of the game mechanic with me

it's not a pet peeve or anything but i need more people to know that this kind of thing was pioneered and invented by the original "You Don't Know Jack" trivia games in the 90's. Their Dis Or Dat questions were the first popular version of this and nobody remembers it and it KILLS ME

i would be the most popular guy on the post capitalist leftist commune by being the person who gets up off the couch to get everyone else snacks

i hate that we live in a society where the first time this happens, shit isn't shut down immediately. this and the waymo/tesla autopilot thing. is life priceless or isn't it?

i think the story of the midterms in a year is gonna be less left v right and more everyone v silicon valley

This thing is cracking. It will fall apart and before the very end a lot of not great people are gonna start moving deck chairs like "see this good thing i did, you should totally let me in the club now" I'm gonna need yall to pat them on the head, tell em "good job sport" and leave them alone.

fuck, fuck, oh my god no

nonzero chance mr beast becomes a dlc king of fighters character

Final Fantasy VII (1997)

making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

This—agents driving around in circles and provoking the community—has gone on for hours at this point with no discernible goal other than to inflict terror. They also just fired pepper balls at someone.

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dawg oh my god what if they do it

there is a LOT going on here but lord have mercy if you don’t get the fuck out of my good jewish face with ‘judaism is both a religious and a national identity’

something is Happening (please do not take this as me saying we have to hand it to mtg this is not what i am saying)

hey i hope your day goes okay. i hope you rest if you need it and take a step or two toward your goals if you’re able to and give yourself grace if you can’t

sonic the hedgehog was my favorite game franchise growing up. sonic adventure 2 is my favorite game. i didn't realize miles "tails" prower was a pun until after i turned 30

秋の宝石 #今日のマヨネーズ #マヨネーズ #キユーピー

literally right across the street from my apartment. wish i could be there rn

it's happening, seems like

oh man lmao i might be cooked chat

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

sleigh bells kind of did a hyper toned down version of this back in 2012

they're burying andrew cuomo alive lmao

they're burying andrew cuomo alive lmao

it's kind of one of the main characters of the show, if you think about it

WOAH WAIT HE'S UP TO 50.5 PERCENT?

ok don't jump down my throat when i say this but zohran's exact campaign cannot win everywhere, esp in red/purple states. but the STYLE of campaign AND the policies can, listening to what voter like ACTUALLY FUCKING CARE about, focusing on what actually affects them, and offering hope

LETS FUCKING GO

this is objectively hilarious

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Hey y'all can you please reply to this with pics of Andrew Cuomos election night party

WAIT HOLD UP THEY CALLED IT?

MAMDATE MAMDATE MAMDATE

Dawg Jen Psaki why are you saying you don't know how to pronounce Mamdani what the fuck

A perfect manhattan, in the hopes of a Perfect Manhattan. Let's fucking go Zohran