the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats

remarked on this back when the campaign was still going: anybody who WASN'T already going to the rallies was basically treated as a moderate republican. they did not mix in 'you guys are weird freaks obsessed with kids genitals' on the view with 'and i'd put a republican in my cabinet'.

love whenever somebody brings up "actually they never stopped calling republicans weird, you'd know that if you went to the rallies". cuz it's like. okay. what was the message the campaign was dropping on every media appearance they had outside of rallies, then? cuz it wasn't 'republicans are weird'

Real ballsy choice for this Netflix gemini ad to completely spoil every single story beat of Stranger Things. Not the way I would have done it!

THEY ARE ALL LYING TO YOU

realizing with horror that the entire game industry fails the scrooge benchmark

this is true and i agree but i also think it bears mentioning that all these apps do have their own vibes and in my experience, bluesky's is generally rancid. lots of ppl here just wanna fight/scold/take people in bad faith and few here refrain from feeding the trolls!

merry christmas... from Geo

Had a dream where I was joining the current season of critical role but I was also on the run from assassins because everyone hated the character I was playing. Matt Mercer was cool though

what if i restarted twitch trivia tuesdays in 2026

IT'S TRUE

The reason for the season...

epistemologically, santa claus is as real as anything else, and I can prove it 🧵

Not my video but I got my hands on this record and it is so fucking special

Shoot me but I do think you need to include some of the Jim Carrey ones too. All the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile goes pretty hard

I'm sorry y'all if you haven't played saints row 4 how the saints save christmas I do not respect you as a games industry professional

No warfare but class warfare except it's classes of posters

Sam's Best Christmas Games List Bayonetta 2 Jazz Jackrabbit Christmas Edition Christmas Skyroads Astro Bot Snowboard Kids 2 Raw Danger Dreams of Saturn (Shenmue fangame) Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Yakuza Kiwami but the best one by FAR is Saints Row IV: How The Saints Save Christmas

hard to pinpoint the most culturally significant pop culture moment of the year, but i would hand it to clipse making a long awaited comeback by dropping a single that starts with the line “yellow diamonds look like pee pee”

one of my fave holiday traditions is making pretty fucking good lunches out of leftovers

social media site where there is a different algorithmically generated topic every day and if you post anything unrelated to the topic you're permabanned

quick note: when writing up the @ricesnot.bsky.social interview i thought 'maybe this global tv anecdote is a bit of a deep cut' and then the day i hit publish global tv became an international news scandal so you're welcome

Better than ttyd

Free updates resume this week! I really love this page about a psy op accidentally targeting their own bots. Panel 5 is one of my favorites I've written for this series so far.

Be sure to leave a glass of milk and Swiss rolls out for the Judge tonight.

BREAKING - MARVEL TRAILER LEAK

seems like the kind of thing you could sue for damages and lost ticket sales and emotional distress and libel about

sajam was incredibly wishy washy about working with shady esports orgs but i'm glad to see him standing firm on this issue at least

Hello, the Big Decision has arrived

need a platform fighter literally yesterday

This was the first year a publication (and MULTIPLE at that) asked me for a blurb about what may personal GOTY was. I've been at this for a good while but I'm still always STUNNED when people want to know what I have to say (and I'm always happy to yap about Blue Prince). 😅 Honored to be in this! 💖

Me: Hey buddy. Do you have to use the bathroom? 3yo: No. I don’t. Me: Are you sure? Check in with your body. How does it feel? 3yo: I don’t feel anything. Me: Alright little dude. Same.

Good question Ruel! I bought the new Monikers expansion but i forgot to pack it before leaving for the holidays, so my family and i will be stuck playing the discourse party game Die On This Hill (still available at a discount with code GRASSTOUCHER) at dieonthishillgame.com

if any of you do this to the yokes i am going to spend the rest of the tournament standing imposingly behind you, my arms crossed, staying absolutely silent, but maintaining eye contact with the back of your head

THAT'S MY GOATTTTTTTTTTTTT

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If you VPN into Canada you can watch the 60 Minutes CECOT story here (for now). Global TV appears to have posted the original tape by accident watch.globaltv.com/series/2893d...

normal reply to a queer jew

lot of people trying to relitigate 2024 on the tl right now when the issue is and has been settled for a while

i think if you use genai for anything, even writing an email, you're both a moron and a huge baby, and i dont want to play your video game as a result. its not that hard!

it's also just like, so easy to test if you have health insurance? When you get your yearly physical and blood work, you can literally just get an STI panel at the same time!!!

If you are an outsource company and you write to me and I don’t reply, and you write again and use the line “silence looks like a sign of consent” with a smiley face just fucking know I will never engage your services because that is super gross

running out of 'it is what it is'-es

The only reason Expedition 33 won its IGA awards is because Sandfall lied during the nomination process. If they had been honest, the game would have been disqualifed during the nomination process. And now it's a controversy that studios can use to frame people as overreacting.