would watch a reality show where they put Taylor Lorenz and Will Stancil in a mansion without internet access for a month

taylor we're not canceling you we're making fun of you

Like dawg he's just asking a question you don't have to tell him god would have left his ass in egypt

I have been saying this since January 6, 2021, and this is inevitably going to have to become the main stream position. You cannot have a government with a party that is trying to overthrow the government

probably when we found out goblins were posting among us the whole time, we just never noticed

my favorite thing about Passover is when you do the four questions and everyone spends a full five minutes absolutely shitting on the kid who has the gall to ask 'what does Passover mean to you?'

gotta say, as a jew, especially during pesach, not in love with how the democratic machine is reacting to hasan piker vs how they're reacting to a guy with a literal nazi tattoo

If you're a VR workout psycho like me I highly recommend Beat the Beats as someone who also does the les mills boxing thing. My one complaint is that they have you in one combat stance the whole time, which isn't ideal for training. I suggest playing the game in front stance, squared up

I made a geosmin (rain smell molecule) in isopropyl mysistrate solution for cocktails and I tested it and chat now my breath smells like rain

LMAO RIGHT AFTER SORA ANOTHA ONE

there are a lot of people who seem convinced that hasan is an antisemitic misogynist but I have never seen any evidence posted? it very much seems like the dog thing again?

the effect of this is that in 5 years I, a fucking idiot, will be smarter than everyone else. Get ready to worship me, worms

something like No Kings is essential merely because it gets people in the habit of saying “this is not OK, I don’t have to accept this” instead of just checking out, and i think elite passivity in face of Trump promotes popular apathy

this Fox would never say “GEEZ! Can anyone take care of it??!” and to me that is very sad

ya I just saw a clip online and he sounds waaaaaay more like Falco than Fox. Makes me kinda worried about where they’re gonna take Fox’s character in the rumored new game. He’s supposed to be a boy scout, not a badass

i think once per day they should give me the name and home address of someone i queue with in splatoon solo so i can go to their house ans tell their mom that theyre terrible at the game and maybe punch them in the stomach once

2goslavia Yugo2lavia

imma give you all deets soon bc i wanna confirm a few things but i want to make some cool handmade stamped totes for people who come to store the games they buy in too. anyway if you're in chicago on may 31 come hang out at prism games with me

GOT APPROVED TO SELL MY GAME AT CHICAGO INDIE BOARD GAMES MARKET IN MAY CAN I GET A HELL YEAH W SAM U RULE AND HAVE NEVER MADE A MISTAKE IN CHAT

yeah man famously nobody was talking about cost of living or economic downturns in *checks notes* 2007-2011

fucking buy this right now, no other racing game has done what split/second has

beautiful

Lmao oh my god

This is old Mountain Dew in a Taco Bell cup shot in macro. The air pockets left behind from the carbonation going flat reminded me of the hills in classic Mario games, hence the photo's title "Dew Mountains" This one's a banger for sure. Enjoy y'alls new wallpaper

mj wishes

10 years ago there was national outrage over a bathroom bill proposal MUCH less horrifying than the one passed into law today to the degree that the NBA Finals MOVED in response to it. Now we get fresh new assaults each and every day and it barely even registers. It's just...so much to see happen.

buy splatoon so I can do this to u

at least i'm hot amidst all this i'm also broke. buy music today? :) lazzieb.bandcamp.com

Okay well the joke is on me because the store only had egg ones left which are, tbh, nasty

all of my friends deserve for things to be easier

hey if you've made a joke about this ever, but today especially, drop your address in the replies so i can come over, look you in the eye, and slap you as hard as I can, hopefully it'll knock your brain into place

i'm gonna be real i don't think that the Noem's husband is a sissy humiliationist thing is that funny and i really don't like seeing cis people joke about it he's just some fascist who gets off on being called a woman because he's that much of a misogynist dude like it's not that deep

left @slaypussyhat.gay to die by the battlewood sign but i did avenge him and got us the dub in the end

I don’t think you should be critical to the Mario Galaxy movie because it’s for children, unlike shonen anime which is for adults.

pretty damning for games media

If you gave games media a slopped up Mario game that featured Star Fox they would fall over themselves justifying an 8/10 “pure magic” review. It’s fun putting these stories in front of a class of critics who aren’t afraid to wonder what the fuck we’re doing here.

seeing people angry over the 0/10 mario movie review and i am holding your hand when I say this: movies can be just fun. but if that is true, you need to also realize that reviewers can and should eviscerate these movies if they find them hollow and soulless. we went through this with minecraft

my mom worked for the national trust for historic preservation so i know a bit about its inner workings and suffice it to say it is very funny that trump is saying they should go after an office building and a railroad

any managerial communications should be done in writing so that both the manager and the people they manage have clear expectations and goals :)

it's good when people get to keep their jobs.

The sad truth though is honestly I don't think any of us could as funny on purpose as musk is on accident

i did this for a partner without being asked and it ended up costing me 5000 dollars because my insurance lied to me wheres my wsj feature

This though 😤💕

today is trans day of visibility, and it breaks my heart to see the way the world is trying to turn these wonderful people invisible I am not trans, but the reason I have a voice on this platform is trans people, because they welcomed me and got me to stop lurking the way I did on twitter

man unfortunately this is making me interested in mindseye

I am so incredibly invested. What do you MEAN you are making a mission in your game based on real alleged corporate espionage

It's not a happy TDOV for a lot of reasons but I hope my trans friends know that there are people out there who love them for who they are and will protect them from people who do not. I'm here if you need to talk

more and more becoming convinced that people who regularly use AI do not have a group chat

pssh real ones know cheatcc was where the good shit was