Ronaldo has literally been a liability to the Portugal side all game, anyone else could have scored that penalty!!!

Drake and Ronaldo in the same building

LMAO THAT SHOT OF DRAKE CHECKING HIS FUCKIN FANDUEL

Apt that he can only score when you can’t really defend yourself

talking world cup BEFORE the dawgs? the “futbol is better than football” crowd is VIBRATING at this

I stopped caring about being liked in the games industry but never stopped caring about the games industry and that is going to be so terrible for all the right people

One thing that I am slightly toxically frustrated about is that nobody from the onion responded to my requests to send them a copy of my developed-in-Chicago party game I know they'd love. Like cmon I'm your neighbor, you could at least give me a polite no

this just straight up isn't true. Craft often outcompetes grift, ESPECIALLY for kids who, for example, do not have access to a credit card with which to buy endless amounts of robux. Again, this is my job, and what you're being told about kids is coming from middle aged ppl trying to market to them

OK, I think this is the best way to explain the US matchup for the Round of 16. (When you think about it, stoppage time really is just one more thing.)

My friend just texted me "no goal is offsides on stolen land" 😭😭😭

Watching Redline again can I get a hell yeah

okay wait does rhythm heaven unlock tonight or tomorrow morning

hey also fuck off bosnia played like hot ass that whole match, i'd be rooting for pretty much anyone other than them just for liking sports reasons

I am so fucking proud of this US team better squads than this have folded after a bullshit red and they kept their shit together and even extended the damn lead best USMNT of my life and it isn’t close, I believe they can do this against Belgium even if Balogun’s card stands

Don't stop yourself from feeling joy just because terrible people are also feeling joy

Lots of performative hate for the USMNT on the tl today and to you all I have to say, scoreboard you absolute bastards

My foreplay vs your man's foreplay

in tagalog, instead of saying “whatever happens happens” we say “bahala na si batman” which loosely translates to “let batman handle it” and i think that’s beautiful

Balogun said

Folarin Balogun, who is a US citizen because he was born here, scores a go-ahead goal for the US team in a knockout game. Score one for birthright citizenship.

HEY WHY DOES POCHETTINO ONLY HAVE THE THIRD BUTTON ON HIS SHIRT BUTTONED???

Dawg you could not have picked a worse time

okay, that is IT. *takes u back to the past to play the shitty games that suck ass*

keep my city's name out your mouth and go back to making statues of Tom Brady or whatever the hell you Peter Griffin ass motherfuckers do

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

i am being serious when i say that kamala harris should frame her entire 2028 primary/election comms strategy after that domino's campaign where they were like "we heard you, our pizza is dogshit, we get it. it's good now though"

example: you could see mecca chameleon coming years ago if you had spent any time on the twitch streams young people liked and saw the super mario odyssey hide and seek/prop hunt numbers

Undertale, Deltarune, Hollow Knight, Shovel Knight, Megaman, Sonic, Zelda, Kirby; these are properties that they are interested in

they only want goblin shit

you don't know any young gamers, you only know what people tell you young gamers are like

this is The Average Young Video Game Consumer now, and has been since at least 2016, and many, many industry lifers seem to be willfully unaware of this

he’s made a fucking cheetoposter out of me man he’s just so ODD i can’t resist! im supposed to be a damn communist!

It is so so so important for people to recognize that the decisions of AAA DO affect Indies. Indie aren't some separate alternative, we still live in the same ecosystem. Indies absolutely have their benefits, but in the end, we're all still making games for overlapping audiences.

Do I know anyone looking for a sublet for august and september?

This interview in Vanity Fair came out in 2010, and this exchange from it has lived rent-free in my head ever since.

i know i'm very much being one of those people right now, but the reason all of these things are happening is because half the planet is on fire. when you ask, but consoles or pc, i reply, half the planet by volume is on actual fire.

this is very obviously true and i think gets to a larger point about games media that i don't really want to make because a lot of you guys are my friends

Yes anding this here to say that this question hasn't been completely answered but Among Us, Roblox, Balatro, Fortnite, Meccha Chameleon, pretty much every important game of the last decade could run on a potato. Gaming as a hobby is not becoming out of reach, one very specific type of gaming is.

To me this is more Phillips CD-I Atari Jaguar Panasonic 3DO than 80s crash

i know i keep saying it but the failures of sony and microsoft here are failures of marketing! instead of taking a time-tested blue ocean strategy, they focused on a small audience of, for lack of a better term, whales, to keep them afloat as hardware stagnated.

If the Xbox One launched as intended, as a mostly always online console that had robust digital lending, libraries would currently be able to have digital games to lend out the same way they do movies and ebooks. I know I keep saying this but Microsoft folding on that is a big reason we're here

once again vindicated in my belief that XBOX would not be where they are today if they launched the Xbox One the way it was originally envisioned

when i see people in media constantly complain about what outlets are or are not doing i think to myself, i want to see you actually do the shit you rap about

Look at this shit

really wish I had the money to get that dope Commodore flip phone with t9 typing and no social media or web browsing

can't believe splatoon raiders built in a difficulty specifically for the grummz/asmongold/jtsmash types

Ohhhhhh shit

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