That's right 🎃💀

Ate too much soup 😵‍💫

Uh oh I've had more tea than breakfast today & am beginning to vibrate thru various planes of reality again 🫨

Picked the seeds out of a couple of pawpaws yesterday, rinsed them, then bagged them in a wet paper towel to give to my gardening coworker. It was a pretty big seed haul, they're bound to get a few to germinate! 🌱

This morning's deep tissue massage was canceled at the last minute so I'm trying to pivot this morning back into acceptable initial conditions with some cardamom #tea ☕️🫖

it’s time 🧛

This is the second goofy interaction like this I've had today, is it the caffeine? Someone else was pushing a cart down the hall in my direction & jokingly tried to block me from walking past him on the left & right. I pulled a juke & spin combo on him & carried on like any of that was normal

Why am I juggling 3 different sets of headphones for work calls 🎤🎧

Hollaring "put me in the game, coach!!" as a manager & I play good cop/bad cop

Me: I don't have nostalgia, the past sucked shit! Me 5 minutes later: Wait I miss the pre-enshittified version of the internet

Colleague: I'm left-handed so I read from left to right V: ...that's how it works 💀

Joining the war against receiving news via video & podcasts. Some VPs did a podcast about what's changing with this year's health insurance plans & I do not want to sit and listen to them talk for god knows how long, just write out the info for me to skim real quick so I can move on 🥴

Getting into the rhythm with the new kettle set up by finishing the Tiesta Tea chai ☕️🫖 #tea

@edwardodell.bsky.social Saw this raviolo dog and thought of you 🌭 www.instagram.com/reel/DMKrMia...

Come home -> eat noodles-> pass out on couch

Slow Cooker Chicken Mole for dinner, a tasty and more entry-level mole I’ve been making for years. Anyone have a chicken mole recipe to share that’s a step up but isn’t like 60+ ingredients? For a home cook who likes to putter around the kitchen. TIA! #food #foodsky #homecooking

Only new handle idea I have so far is: adobocita 😆

Save me office kettle, office tea kettle please save me 🫖 #herbalTea

The stink of the Bath & Body works factory by my office had a fake banana scent to it today & even tho I'm inside now I can't stop smelling it 🤢

New #pfp, no face

In Ohio, starting on Monday 9/29, we'll be implementing an age assurance solution similar to what we're doing in South Dakota and Wyoming. Read more here: bsky.social/about/blog/0...

Your Super Bowl LX halftime show headliner: Bad Bunny.

Since I have SO MANY CARROTS, I need your carrot recipes that actually use a lot of carrots. Do not give me a carrot cake recipe. That’s like 3 carrots. I have hundreds of carrots. 🍽️🍜 Note: I will pickle some. I also roast and puree carrots for soups and dips.

Watching Gen V S2 E4 📺

This is about olive oil. We've been using it for thousands of years & this article makes it sound like it just started showing up on grocery store shelves. Is this discourse bait? 🤦🏽‍♀️

Got a few pawpaws yesterday along the Alum Creek trails 🌱

Good morning, has your pet demon marked you for ritual sacrifice yet today?

Hiccup attack

Carne Asada tacos with Salsa Roja (🌶️: arbol, guajillo, habanero, serrano), guacamole, and pico de gallo 🍽️🍜 #foodsky #foodie #food #tacos #carneasada #steak #grilling #charcoal #salsa #mexicanfood #guacamole

Time to put the Katchys out 🌱

When your pawpaw hunting trail is right next to the meat market you end your walk with tacos de chuleta ahumado 🥩 🍜

Got the last of the Christmas cactus cuttings potted up to give to V's cousin 🌱 🌵 #succulents

Waiter, there's something unusual in my soup

This beautiful, useless girl can't even defend her home from groundhogs wow #soft #caturday

Cactus bowl, mostly not fully identified ferrocacti and mammillaria grown from a packet of 'mixed cacti' seeds. I'm going to have to be brave and repot this lot soon as they're on the verge of getting a bit stabby with each other 🌱🌵🪴📷 #Succulents #PlantSky #Gardening #GardenersWorld

*interrupting this guy's breakfast* Sir have you seen my fanny pack? I need to leave & can't until I find it...

The Boston tea party really fucked things up for tea lovers

Often when I order chai the baristas assume I wanted a shot of espresso in it, that's how focused everyone is on coffee *looking mournfully at a cup of some something coffee-flavored that was supposed to be chai instead*

Random food thought: has anyone done like a Cajun/Creole twist on the French jambon beurre sandwich? Like... I could picture a spiced butter & a split and grilled andouille sausage added to the ham on the baguette 🤔 🍜

"Happy Memories". This new small painting is based on a photograph I didn't know I had..... me walking towards Sycamore Gap- before the iconic tree there was felled. #Northumberland #HadriansWall #NationalTrust #heritage #history #Romans

Now watching: Gen V S2 E1 📺

Well don't I feel stupid

Letting the cats play in the yard pays off, they just deterred this guy from entering our yard under the neighbor's fence. All signs point to it living under our back porch

Regret to inform you that I like the look of iOS 26

Treated myself to a #chai after physical therapy today & Brekkie Shack has pumpkin spiced chai with pumpkin cold foam 🫨 🎃

The tenday continues tavern grub series with cheese-stuffed peppers from Candlekeep (or Wisteria Vale). Broiled goodness of cheeses, herbs, spices, shallots, bacon, and peppers. Breadcrumb crust is optional. #Cooking in the #ForgottenRealms Recipe here: forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/User:Ar...

Watching Alien: Earth S1 E7 📺

I made the Italian sausage & pasta soup again, this time with spinach & ricotta raviolis 😋 🍜🍽️ #soupSeason

Worth the electrocution risk? You decide. (ty again great friend @insanemistress.bsky.social 🖤)

recession indicators I have spotted so far: -law school applications up -Sonic picklerita slush -well-dressed Video Music Awards -oat milk too oaty -pop stars in illusion mesh -pressing too hard when brushing (indicates gum recession ONLY)