my husband is doing fantasy baseball for the first time. he does not follow baseball. his team is run entirely by our 10yo neighbor, who gets a split of his winnings if she helps my husband defeat the rest of the league. they’re in 1st place! but now, a problem: today she left for sleepaway camp

Photo memories popping up from this date in 2020: Honey glazed goat cheese from The Crest. I still miss it and The Crest 🧀 🍜

When I say that this Raccoon gave me a number of fantastic poses during a recent encounter, this is what I'm talking about. Unbelievable. Hanwell, #NewBrunswick, Canada June 2026 📸 #mammals #raccoon #nature #wildlife #photography #Nikon #Z9 #Nikkor800pf

Okay #BookSky hit me with your favorite summer reads. I want books literally set in summer. At the beach. At the ice cream shop. I want to feel the sun on my face here. Smell the salt air. I would love YA especially but also will consider non depressing adult books.

Watching season 2 of Heroes & I do not like West. That boy does not respect boundaries 🙅🏽‍♀️

Fishing in my purse for the chocolate that kills you

I have learned there's such a thing as fig leaf ice cream, and I happen to be growing 2 fig trees as we speak. Definitely going to be making this later in the season when the trees are more full 🌱 🍜🍽️

Fishing in my purse for the chocolate that kills you

The rare double snuggle 😍

Espagueti al estilo Boricua 🍝 🍜🍽️

Bought this little chocolate before realizing it contains the equivalent caffeine of half a cup of coffee 😱

Me before clocking in at the getting pissed off factory

This pot of lilies is just starting to go over, but they are quite stunning colours. 🌱

2 nights in a row of waking up from a dead sleep due to anger about a work situation... chat is that good?

why

Neither protective mesh bag nor gravity will keep him from rolling around on my clothes

Neither protective mesh bag nor gravity will keep him from rolling around on my clothes

I shoulda taken some hamburger out of the freezer last night, I've got visions of spaghetti dancing in my head 🍝

Trying to do the math on which bathroom in the building is least likely to be occupied 🤔

I really appreciate the new feature that shows you if you follow the people clicking like on your posts, it's helping me slowly close the gap on following people back that I didn't realize I wasn't following already 😄

Thinkin bout those Parm crusted potatoes. The excess parm on the pan crisped up into a nice tuile-like wafer that was so tasty 😋

For those asking.

Sitting in my car in the parking lot at work trying to decide if I want to start screaming now or wait till I get home 🤔

Hubs & I spent entirely too much time today trying to figure out who any of the characters were in last night's House of the Dragon episode 😆

Miso sesame chicken thighs, parm crusted potatoes, & miso butter cauliflower + broccoli 🍜🍽️

Happy Father's Day to my husband, a cat dad of 3, who spent today both spreading joy (free plants) & propping up my mental health (finding the missing piece of my Instant Pot lid)

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

Finally got around to prepping some chicken thighs with this marinade this morning, going to be a good dinner & meal prep!

V potted up a bunch more volunteer tomatillos and tomato plants & gave some to people leaving church service across the street. Plenty more to go 🍅 🌱

Sunflower 🌻 🌱

Blueberries fresh off the bush are really something magical that you can't get from a grocery store 🫐 🌱

It is time once again to discuss the Most Dad Things we have done in the past year. A couple of reminders: - gender is a social construct, anyone can do Dad Things - you need not be a parent to do a Dad Thing - the definition of a Dad Thing is entirely subjective and maybe made up I’ll go first:

🍽️ chefs and foodies, what are your favorite recipes that use LOTS of lemon? Like… so many lemons. We have made a lot of curd. Need to diversify the situation over here. 🍋 (Meyer and or Eureka)

Can we all stop pushing the button please?

We still need help each month to buy rice, kitten, puppy and dry dog and cat food. Good dry food is about USD$47 per 20 kilo sack. A 22 kilo sack of rice is about USD$31. 20 cats & kittens, 11 dogs & puppies and we 5 people thank you for your aid. 🙏🏼 > ko-fi.com/groovytude > PayPal.me/maxdonprod

Struggle drives innovation. I forgot to eat so I quickly made a "grilled cheese" in the microwave 😂🍜🍽️

"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

The aguacate storm

lol eat shit other planets. earth number one all time

so small he only need 1 popcorn

Lotta wfh snack attacks today 😅

Office doesn't let you turn on autosave unless you're saving to OneDrive? God what a pile of trash

V got his hair braided & is out here doing whatever the hair equivalent of new boot goofin is

Love a good Cobb salad 🥰 Lettuce, red onion, tomato, shredded cheese (not bleu for me), hard boiled egg, bacon, and bonus avocado. Chicken & dressing are optional for me tbh, but this one comes with a lovely creamy cilantro dressing 🍜

When you decide to just dump out some morning glory seeds you collected a couple of years ago & see what happens 🌱

Himalayan salt is out, I need the pink GJ504b salt

Not just working from home but specifically working from bed 🫶🏽

Himalayan salt is out, I need the pink GJ504b salt

For some reason I closed one of the floor vents the other day & thank god I did bc Cinnamon just did a big wet barf right on it. Thank you to my Latina premonitions that made me move in mysterious ways

New Scrubs S1 E8 getting me in my feels