Wait, aren’t you that lady on the internet who’s mad at everything?

Lock in

Sherrone allegedly DM'd a onlyfans account. But it was at halftime of the Ohio State game. This is hall of fame level horny.

There aren’t as many social media meltdowns on Bluesky as there were on Twitter.

"Like Michael Orr, she had me blindsided."

I miss that lil chaos monster.

Who called it, bumping uglies ?

Do you ever go out and think “this is exactly why I don’t go out.”

Make sure you know what you're pouring into.

Damn you green bean casserole, damn you to hell.

Do you even give up on the daily, bro?

Writing you everyday

Becky with the curly hair.

We aren't done

Never go full hippie.

Everything is dirty if you're perverted enough.

Pass the snacks.

I had much more to say before the pandemic.

Kinda wanna give you a spanking as a friend.

Caught lying again.

MTG right now.....

Well, at least you were able to control yourself for a year and a half.

Fuck I had Snickers and Peanut M&M’s today. No Nut November is off to a bad start…

Time reveals all

Diddy is officially serving his time at Fort Dix.

taking shots of chili crunch to feel something

Becky with the good hair.

🤭😂🤣TDS😂🤣👇😆

Them - Chinese takeout will feed you for 2-3 days. Me - You obviously don't understand my commitment.

America First ? More like Argentina First

Someone called me a vegan today and I’ve never been so insulted in my life. How dare they not respect my love of cheese.

If you are confident that a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, you stop it and board it. That way, you have evidence. If you don't really care if a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, but you just want to kill people, you blow the boat up. That way, the irrelevant evidence is gone.

I didn't lose my motivation. It's sitting right here on the couch next to me and we've both silently agreed that today is not the day.

Yes I’m still awake. Pass the snacks.

There are no kings in America, and I don’t intend to bend the knee to one.

No Kings! Dubuque, Iowa #nokings #Dubuque #iowa

"I want some of that good maple leaf." 😄

Sic semper tyrannis

Wait, we are supposed to figure out our lives? Well, shit.

I think we left our offense in the Big 12 #Sooners

Still mourning for Circuit City

I mean, Idaho voted for that. 😶