Sic semper tyrannis

Wait, we are supposed to figure out our lives? Well, shit.

I think we left our offense in the Big 12 #Sooners

Still mourning for Circuit City

I mean, Idaho voted for that. 😶

Nothing says “America First” like letting another country put an Air Force base in Idaho

Someone you used to know....

Is it Friday yet?

Never become so old in your soul that your heart forgets how to laugh.

Fuck his tariffs

I hope Oregon pushes back hard.

Like, can we transfer Biden's consciousness to an android ?

America First! Amiright?

FYI Before you break the ice with me, I hold my best friends hostage.

I started listening to 107 days on Audible. Oh my....

No no..I’ll be okay I have my disappointment cheese

Gavin Newsom & Jimmy Kimmel are gonna do some generational trolling tonight. 🍿🍿🍿

Aye gurl, I'll cook my midwest stew for you.

Happy Monday ☀️

Big 10 game starting at 10 pm CST. Ok, I'll bite.

I'll socially awkward you so hard.

From @mandypatinkin.bsky.social

Algorithms be like, you know you want that.

@bigthinkingcap.bsky.social 😉

Baby boomers that have tin foil hats... I totally get it.

Be careful tonight

REPUBLICAN REP. MASSIE: “I don’t know if Speaker Johnson misspoke when he said Trump was an ‘informant’ for the FBI — but if it’s a hoax, why was Trump an informant for a hoax?” 🤔 🎯 #TrumpEpsteinFilesCoverUp

Florida: The crazies of the crazy

Start the day off with a trim.... Or some trim

Just paid $30 for a 3lb roast we miss you sleepy joe

Becky with the dark hair.

COVID taught us that most jobs can be performed from home but at the cost of bankrupting commercial landlords and won’t anyone think of the commercial landlords?!

I like thinking about you thinking about me

Will DM for beer.

There's gonna be a lot of ketchup on a White House wall tonight.

I'm trying to glaze that donut.

Let’s get drunk and synch up a tv show on Netflix

All aboard the slow moving coup.

Man, if we didn't have horniness what the hell would we spend our time doing

Never go full nerd.

2019 was a legendary year

Boom,another block from a person I never knew existed Please,I ask that you kindly respect my privacy at this most painful time *Celebrating hard by sniffing powdered Apple Jacks with an empty paper towel roll whilst Pit Bull and Keisha belt out that sweet sweet love song Timber * Yeehaw!

Summer, you can go now.

C'mere lil momma

Ha.... Happy Monday

To love me is to suffer me And I believe it 🎵