Good morning sexy peeps

Happy sinful Sunday to you.

Another Saturday night on the couch.

Good morning most excellent people.

I’m just a random dude:

I’m proud of you for surviving another week.

TGIF !

Some people meditate. I sigh heavily and say “F*CK” a lot. Same thing.

easy, breezy, beautiful, catastrophe girl

don’t group chat me

doctor: have u been stretching me: every paycheck

5 year plan? I barely have a 5 minute plan

It’s been a long hot week.

Good evening people of the interwebz.

I need a very long vacation.

Good morning my heathens.

Good morning peeps. Enjoy your sinful Sunday.

Don’t slide into my DM’s I just washed the floor.

A smart man washes his hands after he pees. A wise man doesn't pee on his hands.

A smart man washes his hands after he pees. A wise man doesn't pee on his hands.

Look her in the eyes, bro.

Pass the snacks.

Another Saturday night on the couch.

A simmering state of dread is the new happy.

Happy Saturday to you

Me: Garlic bread gives me a boner Girlfriend: Can you stop saying that in the restaurant?

@catblack.bsky.social hi

When I see your smiling face….

I am one minor inconvenience away from becoming a completely unhinged local legend.

Quality is so rare these days.

I got a holstered wedge of cheese. I’m ready for battle.

Good morning peeps.

Good morning to you.

Used to party in fields with random strangers but, too many people in aisle 7 is a hard no for me.

“Survival of the fittest,” I say as I cram cheese into my face

Long week eh?