love these little gaffers

Schrödinger’s #Caturday

Came across this beautiful #stone while walking on a secluded beach; it was just too big to put in my pocket and take with me so I took a picture instead. #BlueSkyArtShow

Bar’s open!

It's fun watching news anchors pretend to know what they're reading about.

tune in, turn on, drop out (listen to/make some music, dealer’s (your) choice, never check clear sky)

I appreciate musicians who play the metal triangle Thanks for every ting

There’s a part of my brain that has the lyrics to every Partridge Family song stored in it

*cancels streaming* *commences screaming*

Apparently the first time the word “nauseous” was written in English was in a dictionary titled “A Table Alphabetical” in 1609. In the same paragraph they also use the term “Satan’s Tennis-Ball” and folks, that’s when I learned tennis was played in the 17th century.

You best lower the tone of those eyes.

🎶 "Chase these clouds away... I hate this sunless Saturday" 🎶 #DominicusBeach #Photography

Today's #BlueSkyArtShow theme of #stone has me spoiled for choice when it comes to my photographs; stone of all shapes and sizes feature large in Nova Scotia's landscape. Here's my haul from the various rock hunting trips I used to take around the province

Uria Ahole Michigan, County Births, 1867-1917

Sun’s out, doors are open, garden looks and sounds lovely. Playing this masterpiece at a modest volume! Saw Beck at Nottingham’s Rock City in May 1997, a concert and performance a memory I will forever cherish. Live music though! youtu.be/qLyT4MMSNj4?...

fly your fucking private jets slower

🎶No one knows what it’s like To be the Batman To be the sad man Behind Bruce eyes🎶

A Million Ways To Die In The West is on TV tonight. And if you squint your eyes just right you can pretend it's a weird episode of The Orville.

how the breaking news alert finds me

Making preparations for a new member of the family 🐾 Her name is Luna and she is an Italian greyhound terrier mix. She's a trained therapy dog who has worked at Duke Children's Hospital and other places in the RDU area. 💖

first turtle on log, first western kingbird, first little green buggle found on my arm. happy equinox

“I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them cats.” Eckhart Tolle

#Hair of the week

“It is good to be a cynic — it is better to be a contented cat — and it is best not to exist at all.” H.P. Lovecraft, Collected Essays 5: Philosophy, Autobiography and Miscellany

Walker Texas Ranger was the worst show. We would call it Wanker Texas Wanker.

Ronald Reagan names Gene Hackman “Ruler of Australia.”

Happy Spring

FOMO is real. But FOBI, I can really relate to. Fear Of Being Involved

Muting myself, hoping for a few minutes of peace

Regardless of the madness in human affairs, the celestial ballet continues. Venus and the moon following the sun towards the horizon.

Delicious Bacon United States, Census, 1900

Street corner at World’s End, London Inge Morath, 1954

Bed. It's what's for dinner.

All the aid convoys to Cuba are now underway. ¡Viva Cuba!

Good times

Lulling myself to sleep to the gentle sounds of my smoke alarm with a low battery

At one point during my restaurant’s run, my parents gifted us this plate

Stockpile dry beans & hope you have power to cook them…

I remember that if you ever said this in 2003 it'd put you on a no fly list.

Your gratuitous and unsolicited Willy pic of the day! Half huskie and stuck in a hot house all night but he is recovering!

I used to be a "glass half full" kind of person As I've gotten older, I'm more of a "Where'd I put my glass?" kind of person #FridayFuckology

HR Manager: I know it’s casual Friday, but you are still required to wear pants while you’re at work

If you don't already have a pitchfork, you might want to hit the Farm & Fleet, just saying.

A Line In The Surf. #DominicusBeach #CaribbeanSea #Photography

Skirkle sounds like something we drank in the 80s that’s since been banned.

Cannibals are weird. I can't imagine liking people enough to actually eat them.