Beware the birb. #comics

The Royal Canadian Snowmen Spécial Forces Régiment is about to go liquid for à few months

#NowRewatching: ‘Close Encounters Of The Third Kind’ (1977) 🛸 🎶 🎹

"𝙸𝚏 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐'𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚘𝚘𝚗... 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜."

Queen Victoria celebrates birthday by getting wasted at cottage

This seems to be the proper software to cop to the fact that I am JACKED UP on GD MAPLE SYRUP

*seductively licks dripped queso off my shirt

Sky Crush - Sun dog style.

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The only drug ads we had in the day were dudes with deep voices telling us to take aspirin and after school specials about the dangers of toking

PLAY DIRTY. #Toronto #Streetcar #Photography

If an iris could hold a selfi-stick

The rebound, after our truly awful winter, will be spectacular. This is probably not a metaphor

It’s not snowing and it’s above 3C…every single Canadian is outside rn.

On Fridays we wear punk open.spotify.com/track/5y7Mok...

Plus Scrappy.

My gas tank just asked if there’s a payment plan?

You know it was a bad day at work when you get home And your phone battery is still 95% #FridayFuckology

This

If you are what you eat, then I can testify the nuts have done their task, when do the fruits kick in?

i’d rather it were both eyes, but

"Wow you're so quiet" Me with someone who actually knows me:

Finished staining my mom’s deck a few days ago and I’m still discovering muscles I didn’t know I had.

Happy “No Sex Day”, for those who celibate.

I’m just saying it could be a late life crisis, you don’t know.

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it's just one slice of pizza.

THE LEVITATING GELLER TWINS

Are you trying to beat me in the elusive stakes?

Comfortable and well looked after by Sisters of Mercy.

Everyone just wants a nice lie down. Can we just have a nice lie down please?

Munching on potato chips and drinking red wine

For 134 years I’ve been telling you jabronis that Lizzie Borden used a hatchet, not an axe, for her weapon of choice. I don’t care what the poem says.

New forbidden lovemaking technique just dropped

Woohoo

sorry can’t, i got the moon in my eye -witchy woman, probably

Sweet dreams

This is what I saw when I looked at myself in the mirror at 4 am this morning

Catherin Meglowhore United States, Census, 1880

Mood, most days youtu.be/UXOgzXmd5Zo?...

Blondine Moore Bush www.findagrave.com/memorial/271...

Hand the keys to the dolphins and let them drive.

Chew What Iowa, Records of Persons Subject to Military Duty, 1862-1910

a 13th-14th century seal depicting a squirrel encircled by the words I CRAKE NOTIS ('i crack nuts')

my pornographic film name is armpit tits

A list of the top ten most pleasing sounds ever… 10. This 9. Is 8. Too 7. Subjective 6. So 5. Impossible 4. To 3. Rank 2. Them 1. Ducks quacking

I don’t listen to lyrics. I just figure everything‘s about fuckin