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Just got your text. Are we still on for last night?
about 1 year ago
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Kellalena
about 10 hours ago
Some things are better left slurred inaudibly.
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I canāt believe youāre not butter!
1 day ago
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Donāt look now but Monday is already staring at you. Happy Saturday!
1 day ago
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Are you a bad idea? Because Iām suddenly way too interested
2 days ago
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Kellalena
6 days ago
I know origami, and Iām not afraid to fold you into a swan.
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jordan
4 days ago
My favorite metaphor for genitalia is āthe good chinaā.
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Whoa
5 days ago
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Pretty sure the entire world suffers from a internal server error
6 days ago
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Itās Monday. Itās cold. You bring the alcohol. Iāll bring the bad decisions.
7 days ago
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Miss Havishambles
7 days ago
Iāve never thrown my head back while taking a couple of pills. Everything in film is a lie.
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Bigthinkingcap
7 days ago
āfuck it like it owes you moneyā Monday
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Kellalena
7 days ago
I want to get hospitalized for exhaustion like a celebrity.
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d.ly
10 days ago
be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?
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I love sour cream, but not a, *eats spoonfuls of sour cream straight out of the container* kind of love
9 days ago
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Spaghetti is a word that I love
9 months ago
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The only marathon I run is 3 seasons of a show in 1 weekend
13 days ago
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I donāt argue. I just explain louder.
16 days ago
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You do realize that just because you talk on your Apple Watch, that does not make you a Power Ranger, right?
17 days ago
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RXSarsparillaš
17 days ago
Nothing good ever happens when I'm vertical.
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Danny
27 days ago
Russian agent: With which bird-watching group are you affiliated? 007: Bon. Audubon.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
21 days ago
"Any last words?" "SHORT-LIVED RHYMES WITH ARRIVED. AND THERE ARE TWO SYLLABLES IN ALLEGED."
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ficklenuts likes a good stuffing š¦
18 days ago
Give it to me, baby [me when I take candy from a baby]
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Kellalena
17 days ago
You had me at āI like a girl with personalityā because I have a few.
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BEAVE
6 months ago
A smutty bookstore called Happy Endings.
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Obviously everyone
10 months ago
Exercising out of spite is still exercise.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
21 days ago
I live in mortal fear of mispronouncing pecan in public.
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Another day and my ducks still arenāt in a row
20 days ago
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
21 days ago
I'm finding it hard to keep myself uninformed.
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Monday hates you too
2 months ago
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Kellalena
23 days ago
What season is it? Walmart: yes
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You break me you buy me
22 days ago
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Music is one hell of a drug
22 days ago
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I generally chase my multivitamin with Titoās
7 months ago
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Is it a November To Remember yet?
23 days ago
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andy vs
25 days ago
I write "how are ya" so they know I care but don't expect a very serious response
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Marl
23 days ago
One scoop of mashed potatoes per person and DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS
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What do you call a ghostās breasts? Paranormal entities.
23 days ago
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Unfortunately, true
25 days ago
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Rude!
25 days ago
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Forrest Plump
26 days ago
Due to unforeseen circumstances, we will now set our clocks back to The Twilight Zone during Daylight Savings
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Enough of the finding out. Letās just stick with the fucking around
26 days ago
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Blue Fairylicious Girlš§
28 days ago
Getting an extra hr in 2025 is like getting a complementary colonoscopy
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
28 days ago
I wish we could return to a simpler time before the Internet and pants.
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RealLifeMommy3
28 days ago
I donāt understand why people hire plumbers for small repairs; itās only taken me $40, 3 trips to Home Depot, the unnecessary replacement of one perfectly fine part, and Iām 85% sure Iāll have this figured out by next week
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Life hums its own melody
29 days ago
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Kellalena
30 days ago
Iām laid back but will lay forward if necessary.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
30 days ago
When I say I'm a man of substance I mean controlled.
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This world has just gone crazy!
30 days ago
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Get in loser, weāre about to make a series of decisions that could have us tied up for a while
about 1 month ago
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