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Just got your text. Are we still on for last night?
over 1 year ago
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Kellalena
about 14 hours ago
Just did a reality check, would not recommend.
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My gas tank just asked if thereās a payment plan?
2 days ago
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Why did they call them Kegels when Puss-Ups was right there in front of them?
2 days ago
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If you walk a mile in my shoes, will you stop and get me a pack of smokes on the way back?
2 days ago
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
4 days ago
Why blame me when the whole world is a travesty?
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Kellalena
2 days ago
When someone has a problem with me, I totally agree.
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Donāt fuck with me, I just cut my front lawn on the diagonal
4 days ago
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Marc
9 days ago
Never regret anything you've ever tried in life. Just regret that you took pictures while doing it.
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Kellalena
about 1 month ago
I would be more patient if it didnāt take forever.
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DaddyJew
30 days ago
people often criticize a dog and pony show but frankly, i think that sounds kind of neat
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Kellyššŗšø
30 days ago
Started my day off with a healthy dose of micro plastics.
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SpecialKimtamineā¢ š©š“āā ļøš®š¹šŗšø
about 1 month ago
Itās been 14,600 days since I last used trigonometry
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How in the hell does a tribute band pay tribute to another tribute band?
about 1 month ago
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No babe, Iām pretty sure youāre the opposite of nonchalant
about 2 months ago
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Corduroy Cheddar
about 2 months ago
I love that humans are still better at dancing like robots than actual robots
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Kellalena
about 2 months ago
I said what I said - me, forgetting what I said
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Reality is pretty much just a prank show at this point
about 2 months ago
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These guys are fire. I hope they visit earth again someday
about 2 months ago
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Thereās got to be a perfect emotion to go with 7 coffees
about 2 months ago
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Uncle Duke
about 2 months ago
my sister got a job as the assistant to an incompetent magician and now sheās my half sister
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Why anyone would put a Salt Life sticker rather than a Slut Life sticker on the rear window of their vehicle is beyond me
about 2 months ago
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The other 11 months have joined the month of March in its madness
about 2 months ago
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Your hair is the same color as my dining room walls
about 2 months ago
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Kellalena
2 months ago
Iām unstoppable unless itās too much work.
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Nes Lessman
2 months ago
If I ever went to a rodeo, it would be my first
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B š
2 months ago
i hope you get lucky today :)
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Betsy Wetsy
2 months ago
avoid life, make art, pour green beer over an assholeās head which I guess is still art if you do not get caught
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Queen Beast
2 months ago
I'm not wearing any green. *slow wink
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CC
3 months ago
Me: Iām so sleepy My Brain: How did the first person know to drink water?
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Roxy
2 months ago
Still waiting on a motherfucker to tell me how to get to Sesame Street.
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My posts are always on the clearance rack
2 months ago
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Youāre kinda like a wifi signal, not absolutely necessary, but nice to have around
2 months ago
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More tits, less taxes
2 months ago
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Why do all the scary monsters supposedly hang out in your basement or under your bed? Why canāt they just chill out on the couch with you?
2 months ago
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Dropped Mike
2 months ago
me: what the fuck? the fuck: I didnāt say anything
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account)
2 months ago
we have saved daylight but at what cost
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The US Federal Witness Protection Program is extremely jealous of your filters
2 months ago
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Lizzlepants š
2 months ago
I donāt think itās fair that we canāt be skinny and healthy by eating bacon every day
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She keeps her knives sharp and her tongue sharper
2 months ago
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Met an absolute babe at the bar last night and I promised her the world. So, unfortunately, all yāall are gonna have to leave
2 months ago
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ƦmÉ
2 months ago
I don't understand why this conversation isn't about me
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presentdadšš»āāļø
2 months ago
why are taters the only thing weāve totted
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presentdadšš»āāļø
2 months ago
if daylight savings interrupted happy hour it would be long gone
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Jack
2 months ago
Oven clock, we meet again.
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TwoSense
2 months ago
Iām gonna be so hydrated for my training in the morning (grabs the vodka)
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Marc
3 months ago
When I nap, I'm actually contributing to society, by not posting a lot of shit.
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Shade 5
3 months ago
Hold up...I thought Diana Ross was the Supreme Leader?
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Shade 5
2 months ago
ChatGPT told me you've been asking about some weird shit.
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