Nes Lessman
@neslessman.bsky.social
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First date idea: we get into a knife fight
20 days ago
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๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฆ
about 3 hours ago
You have no idea what's going on and I like that
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Stick around, I can disappoint you so much more
about 2 hours ago
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ash
about 9 hours ago
I'll cancel plans just to be alone.
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Iโm in a competition with my neighbor to see who can leave their lights up the longest
about 3 hours ago
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Knew Nic
about 4 hours ago
Like AND repost, pussies
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Lizzy
about 5 hours ago
House hunting in a sleepy little town where I don't know a single soul might fix me
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If your post is more than two lines, Iโve stopped reading
4 days ago
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Mal
about 6 hours ago
I wanted to like your post but there were so many words
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Blah blah delete
about 6 hours ago
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ash
about 8 hours ago
If they don't appreciate you. Ghost 'em.
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit ๐
about 10 hours ago
Being awake is the worst
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Random Muser
about 7 hours ago
idea: creating an alt that constantly tells me nice things
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Dive
https://open.spotify.com/track/6G2baGa99QcqUUTmkEgeZl?si=QPAPAy2NQl67zjt1qgIocA
about 7 hours ago
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The Cure - Friday I'm In Love
YouTube video by TheCureVEVO
https://youtu.be/mGgMZpGYiy8?si=Zqi55wWjca3pfRgk
about 7 hours ago
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๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฆ
about 9 hours ago
Life fucks you and aftercare is death
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debbshock
about 9 hours ago
oh my god is this day over yet
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ash
about 10 hours ago
Pushing me over the edge might fix me.
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Uffdafuckingda
about 10 hours ago
I should eat something. Or someone. Wait. Never mind.
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Shaved your initials in my pubes. Please respond
about 10 hours ago
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Blerrmiser
about 16 hours ago
Follow the Blerr to get more stupider
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Blocked by another who tf are you
about 11 hours ago
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debbshock
about 11 hours ago
this marriage could have been an email
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FauxNewdAlt
about 14 hours ago
feelinโ extra what the actual fuckish today
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๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฆ
1 day ago
Not today kitten, mommy is reading her new diagnosis
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Jim
about 13 hours ago
Glitchsky. Friday vibe.
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Ducky. Just Ducky ๐ฆ
about 13 hours ago
No, Iโm not going live. Nobody wants to see that.
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TwoSense
about 12 hours ago
labeling all of my mistakes as willful
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I hope you donโt shit yourself today
about 12 hours ago
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Mariah Carey just came on and I yelled โbangerโ then immediately ran into traffic
about 12 hours ago
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I just blocked everyone thatโs better looking than me
about 13 hours ago
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Itโs only 8am and Iโm ready to lay tf down
about 13 hours ago
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Jax
about 13 hours ago
Your details are worth holding on to
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FauxNewdAlt
about 13 hours ago
โgimme that nutโ -horny squirrel
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates)
about 22 hours ago
Oh look! Another unattainable goal I didn't need to know about...
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Random Muser
1 day ago
Iโm mean because I care
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Lizzy
1 day ago
[me, trying to sell my friend on a weekend trip] Don't you want to get murdered at a tiny home in the country?
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DaddyJew
about 18 hours ago
rise and shine buttercup, a new day of treachery awaits
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K Spesh
about 16 hours ago
Letโs make a wet spot on the sheets about it
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Uffdafuckingda
about 16 hours ago
Honestly, she could look at me in any tone of voice she wanted.
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Woke up extremely handsome and delusional again
about 16 hours ago
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๐ ฟ๏ธrofessor Kiosk ๐
1 day ago
taking you to pound town but like politely
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Iโll grow on you (threatening)
1 day ago
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Be the person they talk about in therapy
1 day ago
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K Spesh
1 day ago
Iโm a sugar addict and sheโs sweet af
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๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฆ
1 day ago
I don't need true love, just let me store my gummy worms in your pubes
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Random Muser
1 day ago
hear me out, what if we all just stayed in bed all day tomorrow
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TwoSense
1 day ago
two blank stares passing in the night
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LovelyDeep
1 day ago
wait donโt unfollow me yet i can make worst posts
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Jen(s) Mothra ๐ชท๐๐
1 day ago
I'd let you dumb in my cumster...wait.
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