Nes Lessman
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First date idea: we get into a knife fight
4 months ago
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Good Intentions
https://open.spotify.com/track/58MDm6l6mI4hGaRqNezOnu?si=FAdIgmwRRa2WIoI8IdiubA
about 2 hours ago
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Such Great Heights
https://open.spotify.com/track/75z2YLg5Lkqf6qL9XOY8tV?si=g6OR-ufQT_SLVCXkCxT4GA
about 4 hours ago
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Uffdafuckingda
about 6 hours ago
But, what if I ate you out about it?
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I still have no idea what Iām doing
about 6 hours ago
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Canadian Bacon
about 9 hours ago
Waking up is the worst.
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BrujoLocoā ļøš¤šŗ
about 17 hours ago
let me teabag you with some knowledge
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Tits McDick
about 17 hours ago
I could be inside your house right now, you donāt know.
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strange ranger
1 day ago
Oh, wow. That's fucked up. *Hits like and repost.*
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Canadian Bacon
about 17 hours ago
Iām all tucked in and ready for a restful night of overthinking.
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Kellalena
about 18 hours ago
When Iām sad, I count to 200 chicken nuggets.
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ash
about 19 hours ago
Some of you don't interact and so don't start now.
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Little Miss Winey
about 18 hours ago
Quick, everyone swoon over me so I can feel special
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Itās ok to flirt, none of this is real
about 17 hours ago
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Daisy
1 day ago
I wanna hug you with like no clothes on
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Kellalena
about 21 hours ago
According to my fitness app, I burned 500 calories trying to find the right song.
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1 day ago
Naked & afraid, only itās me in public before 11am.
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los š¦¦
about 23 hours ago
doctorās visits in your 40ās be like: it hurts when i do this
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Sorry Iām late but my dog didnāt want me to leave
about 24 hours ago
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alber
1 day ago
sharing a cigarette with my dog
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Frenchy's Prospecting
1 day ago
[folding a fitted sheet] Huh?
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ash
about 23 hours ago
Let's sit together and pop. I got bubble wrap.
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Where Did You Sleep Last Night
https://open.spotify.com/track/1CnXa0RWRvZ9auyQiLhkUc?si=rPLTnrKST2GJmmWUQUx0WQ
about 23 hours ago
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Unbelievable
https://open.spotify.com/track/5VYTKiOnHw4iTrB9pG3yum?si=5AHA32edQVOba5CiQgVsCA
about 23 hours ago
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Sorry Iām late but my dog didnāt want me to leave
about 24 hours ago
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crabbydaddy dave
1 day ago
i just want to be where the donuts are
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Reverie
1 day ago
laziness level: face got tired chewing a donut
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Mouthful Of Cavities
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1 day ago
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Rhinoceros - Remastered 2011
https://open.spotify.com/track/1nT1WwzjraW3Iu8Pa8wXEi?si=xf6bSXNBSrSFZ9SPzUqspg
1 day ago
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Joolia Ghoulia
1 day ago
Looking dazed all the time is the new black
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mindi
1 day ago
rude of me to wake up
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Uffdafuckingda
1 day ago
I donāt get your obscure references but itās like whatever, Iāll repost it.
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Nes Lessman
2 days ago
keeping them at arms length isnāt enough space.
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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.
add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
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Coach Mark & The š¾ Crew
2 days ago
I got the wobbly shopping cart! Weeeeee!
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Reverie
3 days ago
I tried to say āundivided attentionā, but what came out was āuninvited detentionā, and both could be true, depending on whether or not you want me talking to you
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Devi
2 days ago
Take me down to the Roku city where the grass is purple and the sky is trippy
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New Slang
https://open.spotify.com/track/1wAqhAF1dynDjMy7m5CSSE?si=EABobXr_TDSn31Q1ncCEaw
2 days ago
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GerBear
2 days ago
I wish i was as cool as some of you think you are.
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Boots of the Apocalypse
2 days ago
Rent's too high. Pets need jobs.
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Going to church by watching little house on the prairie
2 days ago
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Uffdafuckingda
3 days ago
A half clothed make-out session would fix me.
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amberkitty
3 days ago
Breakfast burritos are dinner if you stop caring about anything
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3 days ago
I get enough steps in with my mouth everyday.
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ash
3 days ago
Easily entertained by stupidity.
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First date idea: we get matching tattoos and never see each other again
3 days ago
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Little Miss Winey
3 days ago
Not flirting. Just hot and talkingš
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Anna Zand
3 days ago
They should invent dogs that live forever.
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K Spesh
3 days ago
I am a dad my ears are fine-tuned to the frequency of running toilets
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sweetie Ļ
3 days ago
a stork that delivers baby back ribs
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FauxNewdAlt
4 days ago
*tallies your banana*
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