they gave me ibs because they knew id be too powerful otherwise

how many times must I poop today for my body to be finished!?!?!

I miss her more with every breath I take

crashing out over my cat again im so pathetic

It's not about the journey. It's about the microplastics you meet along the way.

electric callboy sure are weird lmao

In our short years, we come long way to treat it bad and throw it away🎶🎶 you wont cry, I wont SCREEEAM

pet an orange cat 1 time and they try to merge souls with you

i'm just a girl who should log off and seek professional help but settles for oversharing on the internet

I saw some long billed curlews this morning!

whenever I see pictures of dumpy don with his grand daughters I throw up in my mouth a little

i want to be seen, not perceived. its not that hard.

anyone have any information on the shooting at Arizona border yesterday? I dont trust any mainstream media anyone

maybe my back/ass/thighs hurt so much cause whenever im standing im apparently clenching so hard I could make diamonds So not only does nonconsensual touch fuck with a person mentally, it also fucks with them physically.

I just did the most demonic burp and it caused Beans to meow at me and hop off my lap. guess he didn't want to get possessed 😔

Idgaf?? I mean yeah I do give a fart

born a baby girl, forced to be a big dawg

sugar, spice & fuck ice

✨️bEaNs✨️

beans is drooling on me 😩

(Me walking out of Bass Pro Shops with a 12-foot kayak tucked under my hoodie) Cashier: Why are you 14 feet long and walking so fast? ​Me: I have a medical condition and I’m very buoyant

excuse me? this home is a GOSH forsaken HECK hole young man

why in the fresh FUCK is jd talking about taking ice to the Olympics.. in.. fucking.. Italy... whywhywhywhywhywhy

one of us one of us

some ladies showed up this time

Person in critical condition after shooting involving Border Patrol in Arizona.

I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the GOD DAMN DOOR DO YOU LIVE IN A BARN!?"

me while watching my nephew get baptized:

those mfing turkeys are back

nails on point at least

I think I pulled a muscle in my ass.. is that even possible?

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, accepting his compliment the way a dog figures out where to eat a treat

uh oh I'm getting a urge to start a ghost shrimp colony

just snorted some sky coke and gang it fucked me up don’t do that it’s not drugs it’s ice and fuck ice fr

"Somebody come get her, she's dancing like a stripper" I say, as I struggle to bend over

oh dang im birthday twins with guy fieri

tbh, I kinda liked jar jar binks but I was like 10 when phantom menace came out and I probably have/had a tbi

why they always gotta make cake like 70% frosting

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how im spending the day

goblin down!

oh yay, work credit card has been compromised for the 6th time! ffs, BoA!!

if my back doesn't stop hurting soon I might have to be taken out back and put out if my misery. nothing helps. nothing makes the pain stop. its been constant pain for so long. please give me your tips and tricks for alleviating a lower back pain.

*holds your hand as we descend into madness

are we not manifesting hard enough??