my jeep got its first duck at the dispensary lmaoo

aaaaa the budtender kept calling me pet names girly made me blush

flippin love pillow mints dawg

change station to avoid song other station is playing it too fml

thought about watching American Horror Story last night. Next season to watch is Cult. Turned it on for a good half second before big ol nope from me, dawg.

its so scary how i cease to exist when im not posting

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

the disappointment about not getting any superpowers is insurmountable

I don't like having to guess what I mean to someone

And bidet to you, my good sir...

thinking of getting a third piercing on lobes so I can wear a set like Zorro's from One Piece

I wish cheese loved me as much as I love it (im lactose intolerant)

made 10 complete necklaces and 8 that are 80% done ☺️

Delicate work for someone with talons

hmmmmm

got weighed at urgent care yesterday and it came up redacted

oh donks, replacement gemstone beads came in so now I can make my second set of necklaces! might be able to list them next week! fingers crossed I can get some sales 🤞🏻🤞🏻 its fun making them, hope i can work towards this being a full-time business!

Is skeletor in the new heman kind of like how they filmed Darth Vader in their original series? is he voiced by someone else and just body doubled dickhead Jared

idk about you, but id hate to be known as "[name] the plug"

sorry, cant.. beans is using my hand as a pillow

aw fuck, there was a shooting at my local highschool after they graduated last night. 1 dead 3 injured.

Duncan MacLeod, motherfather

I need to save up for a device I can watch stuff in bed. I just want to watch law and order in peace.

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oh ya, shit on my comfort show. make me not like it anymore. ruin all my fun. destroy my motivation.

also bonus, the urgent care doctor is giving me a referral to change my primary care to them so I may be able to get my back fixed!

im almost out of weed 😩

im jealous of people with synesthesia. so curious how you see the world.

yay! medication delayed due to insurance bullshit!

Coco Moringa from Cee Cee's Closet NY smells so gd good. I wish I used mine more sparingly cause girl cant afford another lmao

what about...cucumber watermelon??

Good news everyone, I don't have ear infections! My ears just aren't draining, so pressure is building in them. ez fix with nose spray and a decongestant!

why the donks is a republican leading in the cali governor race?

thinking about finally getting my ears checked for infection today 💀

oh dang

im taking accountability. cuz i cant count. i need the ability

🌐 𝙴𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝 ━⸝⸝ MON TUES WED THUR FRI ⛈️ 🦗 ☁️ 🔥 🌕 ⚡ 🦗🦗 🌪️ 🌊 👁️⃠ 55° 69° -34° 233° ℵ̵̨͋ζ̴̡̏°̶̳̎

I want to smell like a cucumber

anyone seen the backrooms movie? how was it?

merging

ack! something in my eye and my hands are covered in lotion

What if I can't get up and stand tall?

I’d never trust jesus to take the wheel…… they didn’t even have cars in his day

oh no not a power outage when it's 90°

my cat beans goes bonkers for treats, dude. i bet i could get him to commit tax evasion for a lil snacku

once, my spouse told me he wished I acted more feminine. I told him I wished he acted less feminine. shut him the flip up.

who y'all californians voting for governor in primary? im stuck between two candidates.

ILNP - Harper

happy first day of gay 🫶🏻