If this email finds me, I'll be more worried about it becoming autonomous and seeking me out than what it actually says

Keeping it to a smolder today instead of a blaze

Taking this old lady to the specialist vet to get a growth on her leg examined. Wish us luck!

Running in circles to emulate my RPG main character with me at the controls

I'm not the main feature, I'm the blooper reel

*door handle snags pocket* me, dainty princess voice: UNHAND ME YOU BRUTE

Nearly finished. Just missing one door that I forgot to buy hinges for 😅

Its okay to be okay. Its okay to be not okay. Come as you are, and your people will be there for you

Bluesky, come over and wash my dishes, I'm too lazy tonight

I just want to listen to the Dateline podcast and disassociate but these traitor ass AirPods have other plans

I need someone to tell me it’s all going to be okay

Wearing sweatpants at Olive Garden because I fully intend to get my moneys worth

Have a craving for Panda Express but can't get it DoorDashed to me and I will not be leaving the house tonight

She’s an 11 and she’ll do that thing you like.

when you can share your innermost thoughts with zero inhibitions and zero judgement in return… that’s how you know they’re the one

Sorry i woke up thinking about you, it will happen again

Having had some time off work to ruminate. I have realized that I wasn’t meant to work.

Building in the shop today. Not sure how far I will get, but I expect to be done this week. Results will be posted.

Repeat after me: the fancy soaps aren't candy

*Taps brain* is this thing on?

Apple pie with salted caramel cream cheese? Scientifically, this calls for a little experiment. I will publish the results shortly.

Maybe in a former life I was a flirty lumberjack named Knotty Pine

Monday music open.spotify.com/track/7GSbGu...

10:15-11:30am is the January of the day

What if we blew off work and just cozied up together on the couch about it? What then, huh?

Flop sweat, but it smells like sandalwood and citrus

Got kicked out of my own kitchen for recreating the trombone/oven door song

I don't always Monday, but when I do, I set the flamethrower on high

I have to trick my body into moving today before it catches on

"I'm not here eating this whole pie in one sitting", he lied to himself, and dove right back in

Just making applie pie on a cookie sheet...

This is totally accurate

Holy nostalgia, this music reminds me of high school...

I still want to ride my bicycle, Queen. Please advise

If Sundays are good for something, they're good for making more food than you can possibly eat in one sitting

Pulling out the ol' recipe book for fun...

Made homemade cinnamon rolls and cream cheese frosting You can look but you should probably come over

I'll ice your cinnamon roll -me, flirting

Making cinnamon rolls the same way I flirt: soft, warm, and a little messy

Woke up me again. Time to go back to sleep and try harder.

Sunday Skircle! Y'all keep it so fun over here, I love all of you 🫶🖤 @deviwestside.bsky.social @coachmark2568.bsky.social @icantshutup.bsky.social @leela-after-dark.bsky.social @scalawagjack.bsky.social @angrychango.bsky.social @motherofbeanz.bsky.social @randommuser.bsky.social

My bed's a mess. The turn down service at this place* sucks *my own house, where I live alone

Time to rebuild this pillow fort and stock up on snacks... VIP entry only

No one: Absolutely no one: Me: HERE THEY COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTER, AW YEAH

Extra selfie, as promised

Divorced Dad Rock is my love language

This wine tastes like overskeeting and at least one extra selfie, emphasis on the extra

Can't talk. Finishing a book I started in June.

Spinning me a giant ball of yearn today