If I’m quiet, it’s either deep introspection or an internal panic attack

Putting full-size hot dogs on the ends of my fingers and pretending I'm Freddie Krueger, just to mess with people

I may look calm but inside I’m knocking over cups for attention

"This was only $6 at Five Below" is why I have trust issues.

Calories don’t count when you are day drinking on a Sunday

sundays are for disassociating

Box wine is like me: affordable, a little sweet, and questionable after three days

It’s okay to be okay It’s okay to not be okay It’s not okay to eat my emotional support snacks

Tipsy me thinks I’m hilarious Sober me also thinks I’m hilarious but with less hair flips

It's implied that I'm pantsless whenever I post, does that get me fewer likes?

Ruminating, just to feel something

Instead of asking "Where's Waldo?," we should all ask ourselves "Why's Waldo?" and give our therapists some fresh material to work with.

Random post-midnight selfie from India

Me, flirting: You wanna have my bag of Funyuns?

Boy, if this rain keeps up, it won't come down.

If work tomorrow is as frustrating as it was today, I'm literally going to sit in a corner and rock back and forth about it

My thing is, I'm only tired until I lie down to go to sleep

I'm just saying, if you've never licked a window before, maybe you're missing out 🤨

Less chaotic traffic than normal, still takes an hour to ride 5 miles.

Indian dining in the hotel room: Lahsooni Jhinga (bay prawn in garlic sauce with onion and tomato) with Basmati rice and vegetables.

Wake me up in a day or four

Ordering room service like I'm fancy af, because that's what you do when you're staying in a boujee hotel halfway around the world.

Ok, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same place at the same time? Just sayin' 🤔

I’m not saying the internet was a mistake but there does seem to be limited interest in my skeets which is quite concerning

Today's mood thus far

Chennai, Day 1. Breakfast at the Grand Chola hotel (dosas and chutneys) and the grand white marble staircase at the hotel entrance

Sunday Skircle 🫶🏻🖤 @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social @roherim.bsky.social @dressedtospill.bsky.social @ninety9ine.bsky.social @willcrashout.bsky.social @raindro.bsky.social @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social @potshopboy.bsky.social

Made it in safely, everybody! It might be past 2am here in India, but I'm awake, and I'll be sure to give you as good of a photojournaling of this trip as I can!

Why doomscroll when we could be doomcuddling?

I feel like I've been sucked into a time portal and I have no idea how many days have passed since I started traveling, and why is it dark again already? My mind hurts.

So close yet so far...

Skircle time! Everyone here makes this place awesome 🫶🖤 You're all fantastic! Inner circle: @deviwestside.bsky.social @coachmark25.bsky.social @potshopboy.bsky.social @badthoughthaver.bsky.social @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social @therealscotchtape.bsky.social @motherofbeanz.bsky.social @farce.from.wtf

En route but nowhere close yet... 7 hours to go

Its so quiet all I can hear is the dripping faucet in my mind slowly driving me mad

Ironically, the fear of long words is hippopotomonstrososesquipedaliaphobia. You're welcome

Last leg of the trip. Still going strong. See ya in India.

If you make me cookies, I'm absolutely yours, no questions asked

Man, I'd better get some sleep before I start spilling out my sentimental guts here

Sorry idk what to do with my warm and fuzzy feelings, but I would like you to keep them forever

I promise to always be good at being awkward

If I'm going to be dramatic about it, there'll be a whole choreographed song and dance number attached, and I better fucking sing on-key, dammit

I do my best skeeting when I'm sleep-deprived and looking for a quick dopamine fix

I don’t need a perfect love. I just need one that chooses me so loudly that my heart forgets what doubt feels like

love is insane you feel like you're always subtly asking "do you still love me even though i'm flawed" and the answer just keeps being yes

Me, flirting

First thought when I wake up, and last thought before my head hits the pillow at night, but it's always you

It's 7:30am on a Sunday. Do you know where your marbles are?

Guten Morgen aus Deutschland! Quick stop in Germany coming up and round 2 of long flights (another 9 hours) shortly thereafter en route to India

Slowly driving myself mad while strapped in to a flying metal tube

I don’t even spiral anymore. I just gently rotate like a flavorful rotisserie chicken