Ima need an audio recreation

Yk that watery felling you get in your mouth when you smell bacon? Is that what vegans get when they mow the lawn?

If two vegans get into an argument is it still a beef?

GEMINIS RULE

That’s mb

A maze made of haze

Your Honor, you have to admit that's kinda funny

He’s a 10 but he’s a beluga

My energy this week. Let’s see yours.

Shove all your money in a bush. -hedge fund

Gamma rays and Grandpa rays.

*playing #chess* Me: *eats your king* now what are you gonna do?

Omg the new update includes the copper golem and he’s so cute #minecraft #gaming

Just a reminder 😂😂😂

I am blowing up who knew being afraid of short people would make me famous 😂

Yes, these people and people eat dry toast with black coffee are psychotic AF! 😆🤣

Wait that’s so smart :0

Shoutout to ppl who can remember their childhood landline but can’t remember if they took their meds this morning- you’re my ppl

Is a hotdog a sandwich or a taco? #questions #questionsofbluesky #showerthoughts

Who’s your favorite Jed (wrong answers only)

Who’s your favorite Jed (wrong answers only)

#goodmorning #bluesky I hope yall have a great day :)

*attaching a silencer to the staple gun*

why did they call it a urinal when boylet is right there

I like watching birds farting

Are we talking about fruit that look like old people or fruit old people eat bc raisins deadass look like old people

I eated the deodorant

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Thrift

I eated the deodorant

2 days, 2 veterans committed terrible murders. maybe nothing to do with their service maybe a piece of a darker puzzle If you know a vet, check on them If you think they're in crisis you can reach out to the Vets Crisis Line Call 988, then press 1 Text 838255 Chat via www.veteranscrisisline.net

This is my #impression of a #goat who also happens to be a #foodcritic “Mehhh” @gordonramsay.bsky.social #animals #animalsofbluesky #farmlife #funny #jokes #jokesofbluesky #memes #memesofbluesky

This is my #impression of a #goat who also happens to be a #foodcritic “Mehhh” @gordonramsay.bsky.social #animals #animalsofbluesky #farmlife #funny #jokes #jokesofbluesky #memes #memesofbluesky

3yo: What are you eating? Me, with a giant bowl of vanilla ice cream: You wouldn't like it, it's too spicy

What game 😂😂 #Eagles #Gobirds #football #NFL #funny #jokes #memes #memesofblueaky #pokemon #pokemonmemes #pokemonjokes #comedy #imliterallyabeluga

@stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social HAPPY CaTURDay! @carolineheldman.bsky.social

Got my performance review.

Speed running but it’s not a speed run and I eat a shoe 😼

Speed running but it’s not a speed run and I eat a shoe 😼

Hey you, Yeah you! Get out of bed and start your day!!

People be like this fr 😂😂😂 #funny #relatable

#BlueSkyArtShow #TheRoad I still don't know why.

Strawbaby yam

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