When I was younger I used to read a lot of SF and Tolkein. One day the Math teacher caught me and said I would get nowhere in life relying on advice from " comic book characters" I replied, "You mathematicians are fine ones to talk. You cant find the square root of a negative number without the

They told me that comet was really an alien spaceship. I told them they were nuts Yesterday I met my new neighbor:

New definition

Those of you with cats will understand:

For mean people you dont want to send a Valentine's Card, send them this:

For those who are unsure of what BYOB means:

PSA: I cannot stress how important it is to practice safety when lifting weights:

Tax filing season and some advice:

When life gives you lemons:

Cat exercise class:

Someone sent me this to signify cultural assimilation:

Tomorrow is Tuesday and we know what that means:

What they really learn at kitty school:

Problem with nosy neighbors, trespassers, noisey people; here's a trick:

HALT!!! Who goes there?

I had an Uncle that was a vegetarian who liked to hunt...sooo..

Cats have changed over the millenia:

Who's afraid of extraterrestials?

Important info for dog and cat aficionados:

So is Jack's girlfriend, shhhh

Shhh, Jack is sleeping now...

Jack is resting quietly because his girlfiend is here. She follows him around . This is her

Good evening everybody. This is Jack.

Jacks having a good night because

An exchange in tonight's VA Gov debate: AS: My opponent has previously said that she does not think gay couples should be allowed to marry. WES: That’s not discrimination! AS: She said that she is, quote-unquote, morally opposed to same-sex marriage. WES: That’s not discrimination! (1/2)

Has anyone else got a follower called KASHPATELNEWS?

So, if I grow a plant on my curtiledge… then consume it, myself, within that same curtiledge… that’s a violation of “interstate” “commerce”. No commerce. Not interstate. That’s your defense right? Sounds like a morality law to me… How could fascism EVER take hold? Enigma.

Marijuana legalized per vote of citizens in several states. DEA arrests continue. The constitution was sacrificed for morality laws long ago.

I'm friendly, found this little person in my garage

Jack thinks the scale is off

Allright, enough for today, snacks...snacks...

Off we go...off...we...go...

Ready..ready? really really ready?

Now get on the treadmill

OK Everyone. It's past 10 AM here and time to get up and exercise!

Love David and how he doesn’t care about people wanting to tell him that Doctor Who is rubbish and a lot of the people who constantly hate on his friends like Jodie. This man is a legend

PSA warning! Do not play games of chance for money with him, he cheats:

Thief caught on camera1 Do you know this thief?

HELP! HELP! The street gang has found my address

Little cartoon for the day:

How to tell the Good Stuff:

Necessary reading for every cat "owner":

Twins:

Poor doggies:

The gang victims speak out!!:

Another gang takes to the streets:

No one is safe, especially older people:

Another gang approaches: