Can’t be repeated enough…

Kitchen Mouse is a bad name for a cafe.

this situation continues…

pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white 🖤🩶🤍

Sizzlean

That CA race for guv’ner 🤦‍♂️ MAGATs gonna magat. Feeling ill.

oh my god, this was 15 years ago, that post on Twitter and it's been around the world and back

I’m the Mylar balloon floating towards your power line…

Mistakes were made…

Sad that Deez Nuts didn’t run for CA governor. Everyone else did.

Can’t decide which corporate Dem to choose in CA primaries. May have to just throw a dart at the ballot. Horrible choices 🤦‍♂️. Slow clap.

california is gonna have so many mail in ballots that don’t get counted because people don’t know the new USPS rules that are impacting mail in voting. tl;dr don’t put your ballot in the mail today, find a ballot drop box. www.kqed.org/news/1208537...

Maybe I’ll shitpost my way out of this.

Today’s Sunday?

Another one beat me to this joke. Well played…

Someone beat me to this joke 🤦‍♂️ well played…

When is Summer Sausage not in season? Hit send…

What’d I do? Was it the Peter Thiel jokes?

Sadly, Moloch from CHiPs will no longer perform at the #Freedom250 concert.

BREAKING: Moloch from CHiPs has withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration.

Includes the disco hit, "You Make Me Feel Like Danzig"

Can’t believe the Red Cross never used a cartoon Dracula mascot during blood drives. Seems like a missed opportunity…

oops…

Oh jolly good 🤦‍♂️

Peter Thiel fleeing to Argentina seems about reich.

Ruth’s Chris’s Buc-ee’s

Walmart: Tomorrow’s Landfill Today

🎯🎯

dollar tree panache

But your honor, I was on the Discover feed??

Erewhon can go away. Just leave.

Nobody sells velvet art at gas stations anymore…

bursting with fruit flavor

Visited Threads for a moment. Lost brain cells. Zero stars.

Lots of folks out there pulling off an unimaginably insane feat: being brainwashed without having a brain.

I would love to argue with you about your baseless claim, but it's too early in the morning and hypocrisy and ignorance never listen anyway.

Not even an HOA can stop them…

💙💙💙

Temu AI image fail

Waxahatchee isn’t on here, but she should be.

Where is money to compensate victims of Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, and Ghilaine Maxwell? Americans need to wake up. There has to be elected officials that have a backbone somewhere. Donald is getting away with atrocious actions, because he's being allowed to violate the constitution.

piffle

Damn shame usa doesn't live in a real democracy anymore.

Hope he does, but I’ll believe it when I see it…

He’s literally stealing OUR money to pay HIS fucking goons for attacking OUR capitol FOR him.

Interesting how fascist republicans falsely claimed all Jan 6 terrorists were paid actors, undercover FBI agents and Antifa to pretend it wasn’t MAGA voters but now they’re okay with paying them nearly $2B in stolen taxpayer dollars. Funny how that works.

THIS. Cost me $30 to park at a hospital recently. Insult to injury.

So once applications open for the $1.7B slush fund, we're all going to apply and break their portal, right?

I can’t wait for the next president to create a fund that pays reparations to Black and Indigenous people without any Congress approval or oversight whatsoever.