Translation: No fatties 🙄 If 🍊 wants to bone them, they're in.

Sucks to lose a name on memorial building while you're alive, right?

There is no downside.

🍊 bought 50k in tko stocks fairly recently. Tko owns and runs wwe and ufc. Tko is touched by 🍊. Prepare for it to parish like everything else 🍊 touches.

Nope.

have we considered that flo rida and vanilla ice might be locked in a deadly game of chicken where both performers have their entire net worth tied up in elaborate parallel kalshi bets that they will be the last act to drop out? I am asking us to consider it

Taaaaaaaco

When your neighbors are bringing down the property values. globalnews.ca/news/1173751...

BREAKING: Blue Origin's New Glenn blows up at Launch Complex-36 while attempting to static fire.

Listen, I was born poor and rural. My high school mascot was a literal hillbilly. I understand white trash culture. I can say with complete confidence that this is white trash culture. 

Trump wouldn't last two minutes.

As we predicted, like fucking clockwork, near the end of the week, the Trump scammer regime "announces" that an Iran deal would be "close". Because the market manipulates itself not on its own. There is money to be scammed after all. Like every weekend: www.bbc.com/news/article...

Sure as shit ain't libel 😸

Who my liberal ass is arguing with on Twitter.

I am thinking: Ill go quietly if I have lifetime immunity. www.cnn.com/2026/05/27/p...

If the nation of Alberta ever came to be, it'd be broke by the end of year.

Doesn't make you proud to be American knowing sir poops-a-lot has the nuclear codes?

Whoopsie! The truth will out.

This is like when the Germans bought the power plant in the Simpsons. The next president (god willing democrat) will have to pay another billion plus just to restore all the white house and dc projects to any semblance of order

Two days ago a sitting US Senator was pepper sprayed for protesting ICE and it didn’t even become national news.

Cause having your wife and kids flipped off 1000 times a day may feel disparaging to them 😸

Kicking and screaming preferably.

RFK Jr: “Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism.” Trump: “I've studied this a long time.”

These stories are going to drive him insane, but it’s only fair that Trump’s failing health gets the same scrutiny as Biden’s did

Likely worth a subscribe

When no one can afford to drive and get groceries anymore:

So. Much. Winning.

Please do not repost this. We have enough problems without letting our enemies know that 105,000 Trumpsters will be at the UFC at the White House on Sunday, June 14, 2026.

Fox reporter to protester: You have a dirty mouth Protester: You are a Nazi bitch

Love the new white house portrait 😸

. Zohran Mamdani balanced a $12 billion deficit, announced 200,000 affordable homes, froze rents for 2 million tenants, and got working New Yorkers into the World Cup for $50 in 151 days which means every politician who told us it couldn’t be done was lying. 🤥 .

Nothing to see here, just the son of the President marrying the daughter of the accountant of a notorious child sex trafficker who was best friends with the groom's father. Oh, wait, you didn't know Junior's current new wife is the daughter of Jeffrey Epstein's accountant?

Is there anything to celebrate anymore in the usa? I can think of a situation that would warrant a celebration.

There may be headlines, there may not. J6s prob are still counting their imaginary money they might never see Spending money now like it was going out of style, banking on a president to come through for them Who is going to tell them they're not getting a dime? 🍊 is pocketing it all for himself

For a growing number of rich Americans, holding multiple citizenships and residencies is an insurance policy against economic and political uncertainty in the U.S.

cultmtl.com/2026/05/vast... Shocking, we know 🙄

And 1.8 billion for offense against the Capitol Police. If any of those elected officials there that day were captured by any of these duck dynasty rejects, the results would have been tragic no matter which side they represented.

Stop posting fake news from untrustworthy sources 😳 Trump says there is no rush for Iran deal, US blockade stays - www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

Conservative MP announces birth of grandson ‘Charlie Kirk Jansen’ ground.news/article/bc-c... Trust a woman named Tamara to do something that'll get this kid beat up every day 😸

Oh I realized it. And I don't have a fucking decade to spare. Fuck him. #politics #fascism

Crazy stuff happening to the most unpopular president in history.

youtube.com/watch?v=33WD... Feels like the chemicals for lethal injection will be in strong demand.

How did I only just discover that Don Jr is marrying the daughter of a prominent Epstein enabler? Her late dad, a banker, wrote Epstein a reference letter calling him "a gentleman of the highest integrity" to help get him tax breaks &… his island. Can’t make this stuff up.

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Joe Rogan now has the favorability distribution of a Fox News host. Remember all the 2024-2025 hot takes lmaoooo via @carlbeijer.bsky.social

Interesting...well, let's see...oh, that's right because they CHEATED

Happy Memorial Day Weekend to those that appreciate life pre-2015. Something though is up this weekend. Something to push epstein-ballroom-j6 payoffs-inflation-tarriffs-a mid 30s approval ratings-iran- I could continue, but won't- off the front page of the news.

Pull a fox news, of course.