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-4, or a shitting man farting? You decide. Morning x

OHMYGOSH THIS IS TOO MUCH EVEN FOR U EVERY TWEET YOU MANAGE TO OUTDO YOURSELF IN TERMS OF OFFENSIVENESS AND CRASSNESS AND VULGARITY

I love it!

Following recent news from the US of A 👇

Every country needs to get on board with this! Source: CNN search.app/bmhqf

So have we thought yet on how were decorating the Xmas Obelisk this year?

"It's not just authoritarian countries using and investing in these snooping tools. In fact, America now leads the world in surveillance investment" 🧐

Customer service skills are adequate. Tolerance for management's bullshit needs improvement.

#Caturday Shut up and take my money!

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible not to!

He wants the millions of dollars their prince promised him in that email.

Or having to watch one of my fucking rocket launches 🚀🚽

Angry Pud #christmas #food boredmaud.etsy.com/listing/1591...

This is the way 👇

Keep Trump’s sharpie away.

I wonder if the people paying $300 for a colon cleanse Even know about Taco Bell's $4.99 deal #FridayFuckology

Kind of scary that the weatherman Is the closest one to telling the truth on the news these days #FridayFuckology

At some point you will find someone who is obsessed with you and wants all your time That person will be your manager at work #FridayFuckology

And this one made me launch the Cybertruck...😀🍄🚗

Eddie Kingston Christmas card boredmaud.square.site/product/eddi...

A romantic getaway to the Laughing Academy.

@cloudlicker.bsky.social It doesn't matter how dark things seem, there's always something to appreciate and enjoy.

A new meme template is born.

Who called them creationists And not primate change deniers? #FridayFuckology

"Just be yourself" I was, and now they're trying to offer me a white jacket vacation #FridayFuckology

My cell phone accidentally took a 10 minute video of my shoes yesterday It was some pretty good footage #FridayFuckology

If you feel depressed, go for a run You'll soon realize that your physical health is much worse than your mental health #FridayFuckology

Hear me out: let’s all show up at Dick Cheney’s funeral and reenact this episode of “The Office”. It’s ironically appropriate.

Pretty sure it means that pattern recognition will kill us all

This zio fuck on teevee, lying his arse off about Mamdani and they just allow him an unchallenged platform.

The Onion... POW!!

Nobody gave away edibles, you North Carolinian, slack-jawed, cousin-shaggin', evangelical, fear-mongerin', yee-hawin', banjo-playin' arseholes.

Major Tom to Ground Control... I'm stepping through the door... And I think my spaceship knows which way to go....🚀⚡

Tardigrade Christmas card #christmas #animals #science boredmaud.etsy.com/listing/1600...

Being from a small town in Scotland, I can tell Elon that this has never happened, ever, and that he's a drug addled bawbag-eyed corned beef faced wank stain.

In my small town of 246 thousand there are approximately 270 asylum seekers. In total a 96.9% white population. His bigoted opinion is pure fantasy.

I made this, but wasn't going to post it. My daughter told me to post it. Okay, sweetpea, Christmas is coming. #Epstein #EpsteinFiles #Trump

Was called upon several times for my renowned relationship advice this last month. In hindsight, saying “get him drunk and tell him the TV aerial needs adjusting” multiple times might end up looking a bit suspicious if everyone decides to give it a try. Must try to mix it up a bit from now on.

How many camel toes are in this image?

When in Rome... Tunisia in this case 😎✌️ #MondayMotivaton