Just watched an ad with Simon Cowell. Is it him, or some psycho wearing his face pretending to be him?

They probably can't return it because they destroyed it.

Great stuff. Head Games is probably my favourite album of theirs.

And later, he is sending Malaria's crack team of plastic surgeons to Sweden to help all those unfortunate flat-chested women...

The Royal Family is said to be devastated after Prince Andrew's car crash next Thursday 🙄

#SacrilegeSunday #SacrilegeCaturday

🤦‍♂️ #AI

The new Terminator movie looks shite. If you can't catch it, don't sweat it. morning x

I can fix that... www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhQG...

Happy 66th birthday Prince Andrew. I hope you're having a lovely day.

Cloudy with a chance of stretch pants.

There’s also a song. youtu.be/yLZI2z19vbQ?...

This reminds me of the tale of Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin. historyandimagination.com/2021/09/22/w...

So, Andrew Mountbatten Windsor was arrested yesterday If convicted he could go from a situation where his entire life is paid for by the taxpayer to a situation where his entire life is paid for by the taxpayer #FridayFuckology

I've always been a bit shy about asking my Missis to try new things So I'm getting Anusol tattooed on my cock #FridayFuckology

The chap who invented the speed boat has died After his funeral there will be a wake #FridayFuckology

Oh good! @nataliareagan.bsky.social didn't get disappeared after her last encounter with an armed mob of masked goons. And she has a very important message youtube.com/shorts/rEWik...

Walking around in my underwear eating crisps doesn't make me weird You folks in aisle 4 just need to stop staring #FridayFuckology

Just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amazon I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim without it #FridayFuckology

#AutoCarrot is why I don't trust LLMs (AutoCarroted to Llamas) or AI...that and I saw the Terminator in a theatre, back in the day

I broke up with my girlfriend when she confessed that she used to walk the streets and fuck random people I could never date a traffic warden #FridayFuckology

I hope the guy who invented Auto correct Burns in hello! #FridayFuckology

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Should The Palace™ want to avoid further embarrassment, send Andrew on a fishing trip to Ireland. We got rid of a paedophilic Mountbatten once before.

And it's his birthday today. I'mma bake him a cake... share.google/MRqIgVhEKmh0...

WANT.

⭐️ Pass it along, let’s see your pfp in its full-sized glory!

How long until these grifting fucks are taken to task? Source: AP News search.app/Qn2uG

Try n fuckin' stop me. Source: Southern Living search.app/uFQiT

Voyager 1 stands as humanity's farthest-flung creation - a tiny probe that now drifts through interstellar space. After almost 50 years, faint signals still whisper back to Earth. Out there in the endless dark, a piece of us keeps going... still exploring, still dreaming. Godspeed, Voyager.

Bullet-time for the ice hockey cleaning crew! #Olympics

These are much prettier than my godawful Cybertruck. #vintageheaven

...or buy a Tesla🤣🚗

🎶I’m macrodosing on sunshine…whoa-o!🎶

#Caturday #Valentines

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Oh yea? I went to Sovngarde and killed Alduin the world eater. Whatd you do today?

I'm not sure you should buy this, considering he broke up with the label without release anything and it probably isn't approved by his estate.

#ValentinesDay #FridayFuckology #LoveIs

Scientist: dick bug Other Scientist: no Scientist: penis beetle Other Scientist: no Scientist: cock roach Other Scientist: ok sure #FridayFuckology

The very first thing I posted today was “flogging your Pennis” so not sure where I go from here.

Saw a pack of gummy worms that read 'No artificial flavor' Who buys gummy worms hoping they'd taste as close to real worms as possible? #FridayFuckology