And it was never erudite to begin with.

It's documented that fElon's cock is mangled, can only imagine the state of Goebbels' for her to bounce. www.thedailybeast.com/stephen-mill...

We play Real Madrid later, piece of piss. #CITY

Oh, I will acquiesce to hemming, but I will be fucked if I'll haw.

Pep Lite™ is beating them like rented mules.

Snuur!

"indefinite leave to remain", wouldn't know if you were coming or going.

Ermahgerd! Morning x

Meanwhile, there's this idiot...

Joan Armorplating, 75 years young 💚

@dankackroyd.bsky.social Thoughts? 🤔

Release the man, he has more work to do. Source: CNN search.app/ZvxGS

Watched a thing on the evolution of sport, and it featured Terry Sawchuk. 16 years as a goalie in the NHL, over 400 stitches – even had two in his eyeball. Mad Canadian! Died at 40. #ElbowsUp

On MySpace, if anyone wants to hit me up.

This always cracks me up. I have a good friend whose pet peeve is calling it Frank instead of The Monster. I frequently send them this pic.

Rewriting this, and there's not a goddam thing Michael Bolton can do about it... 🎶How can we be lovers, if you won't break a ten?🎶 All I've got so far.

Waidaminit, thought Turnip fixed tha... Whaa? Thailand launches air raids along Cambodia border after deadly clashes | News | Al Jazeera share.google/YAEGvn2Tprl8...

Colder than a witch's tit.

Makes you look like a fucken eejit! Source: Tech Advisor search.app/oHXpp

I can link my phone to the stove. Why would I want to do that? Fuck knows. morning x

Man shites a dodgy-shaped cloud. More at 11...

4” heels, x autotune, x in-ear monitors, a live band. Sexiness, queerness, that magnetic spark. A voice spanning 3.5 octaves—from deep bass 2 a bright, silky falsetto. He played 25+ instruments, each 1 in whatever story he wanted 2 tell. Unapologetic. Timeless. That was #Prince #Music #MusicLegacy

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars, LOTR, or Marvel.

Oh, and Happy Pearl Harbor Day to all who celebrate.

For the ladies, and some of you fellows – the Swiss psychiatrist/psychoanalyst hottie that was Hermann Rorschach.

My grandfather saying "variety is the spice of life" is indelibly etched into memory, because he said it every fucking day.

Turnip parroting his Russian handlers. We'll burn the fucker down again! #ElbowsUp 🍁 deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-t...

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The Hammers (WHU) are playing BHA – The Bestiality and Hedonism Alliance... Should be a corker!

Failson one has thoughts ... President Trump may walk away from Ukraine peace process, his eldest son says | World News | Sky News share.google/PgtQFpZSVlrn...

🚨SPICY SKEET ALERT!🚨 from The Maestro!

Air fryers – when I need to cook wings, six at a time – then I'll fucking buy one. morning x

Booze run, choons. Repairing to the manse and more choons.

Arsenal... Oh noes!

Watching the village people yesterday and it seemed the cop and the army dude were the only two original members – both looking rough as fuck – but not nearly as rough as Turnip.

The reason boxers abstain from sex before the fight is because they don't fancy each other.

Car was making noise, so I took it to my dealer. He says "look man, I just sell you drugs, I know fuck all about engines." Grabbed an 8-ball.

Kuku Paka – an African curry – seen here alongside some white stuff. The food of my people.

Savage! 😂

With all this World Cup stuff going on, did you know England won it back in '66, they should mention that more often. morning x

Orange and Bergamot candles can fuck off.

Fucking Gretzky!? #WorldCupShitShow

What are the odds when the US gets knocked out early, Turnip pulls the plug on the whole thing? Petulant twat.

Chris Pratt can fuck off. Source: Deadline search.app/Nk2k7

Herself wants me to paint the majority of the house for Christmas, and I'm the one on medication. Reader, I did it two years back. 🙃

Unwashed whilst chain-smoking Gauloises? Source: Simply Recipes search.app/rptfp

Ar' thee callin' wor lass an 'uwer?

Farage: "in my hand – my non-racist hand – I hold a fabricated letter, magically written by an imaginary Jewish school chum, who, to add veracity to this crock of shit, I'm calling Shylock." Morning x

More Noem bullshit, they're made in Brampton, Ontario. ICE says armoured vehicles ordered from Roshel produced in U.S. search.app/SgJ9a

Oh, yummy!