Fabulous 🚀👍

So I'm so relieved I'm an alien.

My physio has told me I have got Tech Neck - and have got to lay off doing social media on the mobile. And no more dodgy salutes and waving chainsaws about or she'll break both my arms. #GodBlessTheNHS

True 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇮🇪 😱

Voyager 1 stands as humanity's farthest-flung creation - a tiny probe that now drifts through interstellar space. After almost 50 years, faint signals still whisper back to Earth. Out there in the endless dark, a piece of us keeps going... still exploring, still dreaming. Godspeed, Voyager.

...or buy a Tesla🤣🚗

So it's Valentine's Day! So I'm taking a few moments out of my busy schedule to wish everyone a day of love and peace!!! 🤣 Will you be my Valentine?? ❣️ Will you have my babies?!!??😍 #ValentinesDay

These are much prettier than my godawful Cybertruck. #vintageheaven

So long as you don't put us both on the same flight😱

I've just realised it's Friday the 13th today. So although the feeling may not be mutual, I wish you all well!👍 #FridayTheThirteenth #LuckyForSome

I want to share with you this beautiful video about Voyager 1. Still transmitting after 50 years... By this November it will have wandered one light-day (16 billion miles/25.9 billion km) away from Earth...🛰️ #SpaceExploration #SoFarAway www.youtube.com/watch?v=09Uw...

I don't do reality. I mean, LOOK at me - I'm a total disgrace!

I know which of my three passports is worth the most! 😁🇮🇪

I don't mean Keith Moon. 😱

So I've shifted the focus of SpaceX away from Mars colonization. So it's not Occupy Mars, it's Occupy Margate.🤣🎢 #PlanetThanet

The future's here, said the pioneer... There's room at the top Du wop du wop...

I should be so lucky... lucky lucky lucky

OMG has Prince Harry been fired??!

I may just splash out on this #ValentinesDay

My workforce.

..and everyone thought I looked a right pillock in the Oval Office

So after the bombs, I do rockets. They all go Bang... 💣🚀💥

.. because I threw out that old Kenn Dodd record😱🤣

This latest AI depiction of me on X is really offensive. Pink is SO not my colour.

If anyone starts playing that blasted Ken Dodd hit, I'll sue

This should give you all a right good laugh

I see that my recent merger of X, SpaceX and xAI has already inspired comedic reactions. 🤣

I'm getting to look like Arsenal this season. And Liverpool last season. 🏆 #TopBillionairesPremierLeague

So after merging SpaceX with xAI yesterday, today I'm going to merge Brighton with Hove. 🎢 You hobbits in your lovely small towns in England will understand! 😁 #mergers

After merging SpaceX with xAI, for my next trick... Merging Tesla and SpaceX... Eyes down for a full house! 💰💰😄

Quelle horreur Après moi, le déluge...

I've merged xAI with SpaceX. So the orbital space will be as busy as Brighton on August Bank Holiday.

I'm merging SpaceX with xAI. What could possibly go wrong??! 🚀🤖💥

Excellent point! Wanna be on my team of advisors?? 👍 #EpsteinFiles

I'm in!!! I'm sure everyone on this platform will enjoy reposting this🙄

Critics are saying “Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out.” 🤣

Visiting London and I see Kings Cross Station is cordoned off due to protestor on roof unfurling banner. Power to the great Iranian people!! 👍✊ #IranProtests #OverthowTheTheocracy

The missus is off down the shops.

This is why all my women have left me and why I'm so rich.

I need to sort Grok out.🤣 Elon Musk: “If you’re not born in the United States, you’re not a citizen of the United States. Period!” Grok: “Elon Musk was born in Pretoria, South Africa.”

Well, that just makes sense.

But not her....

Violence is coming to you...

Looks like there should be at least one sequel of 'Hidden Figures' (2016) 👍

I wasn't joking.👽

Hmm, so I'm not the only widely disliked immigrant to the US.

💯 The greatest music documentary ever made about the greatest rock artist ever ⚡

I can fly to Mars in 2026 because...

So, an Irishman and a South African walk into a pub. ...That's the joke! 🤣

As it's #Caturday, time to launch my latest Tesla robot! Optipuss!!! Will: clean your house after knocking everything onto the floor Wake you up for work at 4 a.m. Stare out of the window. All using advanced Artifeline Intelligence!!! 😁🤖🐱