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Just a knuckle dragger trying to make my way. My magic markers write oracles of doom
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Yea, fuckit.
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Pru
3 days ago
Wile E. Coyote is a super genius but can't figure out how gravity works? Ok, buddy.
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K Spesh
3 days ago
pretty cool that even after 4.5 billion years we still know which day is earthās birthday
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Canadian Bacon
3 days ago
Splashing pickle juice in the eyes of my enemies
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DaddyJew
3 days ago
pick up a piece of trash in honor of earth day you piece of trash
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chris.
3 days ago
You say potato. I say potato. Now we're both just screaming potato at each other. This social experiment has failed.
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Kellalena
2 days ago
Just once, Iād like to be at the beginning of my rope.
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trickykat
2 days ago
judge: the jury finds the defendants GUILTY as charged bunch of crows: what
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Pandy Fackler
2 days ago
Dr: so what brings you here today? Me: my car duh dr
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Pandy Fackler
2 days ago
Posting nonsense y'all
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The Real Kim Shady
2 days ago
āThey all canāt be bangersā I tell myself during morning meditation
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chris.
2 days ago
NO, I WILL NOT SIT ON THE BOARD. I WILL SHIT ON THE BOARD.
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PAM!
2 days ago
Dude at my door incessantly knocking and following it up with "I know you're in there!": You fuckin' SEGWAY'D into my neighborhood. Not sure how you hauled ALL THAT audacity.
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Kellalena
2 days ago
I didnāt forget, I remembered at the wrong time.
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sweetie Ļ
2 days ago
date someone who wears cargo shorts so they can carry around the turkey legs at the ren faire
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slate
2 days ago
had a dream last night i landed a double kickflip and then posted about it so here i am fulfilling the part i can do
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I dunno, man. Pulling teeth is MUCH easier than this bullshit.
3 days ago
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Marc
7 days ago
Don't judge someone by the meds they take, you may very be the reason they're taking them.
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K Spesh
7 days ago
Iām awake and now Iām about to make it your problem
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter š©šŗ
7 days ago
sorry I havenāt been online lately been trying to open this childproof cap
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PAM!
7 days ago
Oh, am I following you? Do you have any idea how that happened? Let's fix that.
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Salty MacTavish
7 days ago
The steel guitar bridge in a Hank Williams song gives you time to think about what youāve gone and done
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Salty MacTavish
7 days ago
My favorite bird that sounds like a guy just absolutely giving up after a long day trying to install new brake pads in his Ford Explorer is the frigate bird
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Dreamer
7 days ago
OWN YOUR PUNS. INTEND THEM.
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trickykat
7 days ago
okay iāve managed the insurmountable iāve put on pants
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sweetie Ļ
7 days ago
soon iāll be at a kidās bday party snorting rails of pixy stix off the ass of chuck e cheese
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
7 days ago
This coffee tastes like three scoops of Folgers in a trench coat and fez, dude
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Miss Havishambles
7 days ago
My superpower is answering a reply then realising what it actually meant ten minutes later.
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ash
7 days ago
Why face the music when I can just listen to it.
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chris.
7 days ago
In the future, we can look forward to even more explosive diarrhea.
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NickNackPaddyWhack
7 days ago
Wanting to do things and not wanting to do things in equal amounts
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Fozziemandias
6 days ago
Iām going to start calling my Steam wishlist my Wistful Listfull
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Fulkery
6 days ago
We should⦠ah whatever, nevermind
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Nappy Dolemite
6 days ago
This should be fun. It isn't, but it should be.
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d.ly
6 days ago
if I knew hot people could still feel depressed and unloved I would have chosen to be smart instead
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debbshock
6 days ago
pee before you leave carpe peeem
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Orcspiration
6 days ago
YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
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š æļørofessor Kiosk š
6 days ago
you gonna eat that chip on your shoulder
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Me & Soot for Caturday. She is missed.
add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
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Holly Ross
6 days ago
Anyone else wanna claw their own eyes out?
#NotFromTheAtrocitiesOfTheWorldJustAllergies
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Skip āSkippyā Skipperson
6 days ago
Working up a sweat as I grind my teeth into a fine powder
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Holly Ross
6 days ago
I almost posted something political, and I apologize. I know how it begets and all that
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Pandy Fackler
6 days ago
Ask not for whom the baja blasts; it blasts for thee
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J”m Vaughn
6 days ago
I'm just saying, it wouldn't take me šµš©š¢šµ long into the desert to give that horse a fucking name...
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DaddyJew
6 days ago
Mom: you know you can only be a fuck up for so long Me: was that a challenge? Mom: no that wasn't a ch- Me: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!
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š æļørofessor Kiosk š
6 days ago
full-figured corn dog
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CynicalTherapist
6 days ago
Me: I was told that witches ride a broom but the baba yaga rides in a mortar and pestle. Soooo... You: I see. Hm. I'm not sure that explains your chainsaw roller skates?
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One Hive Who Lurks Below
6 days ago
Donāt think of the thing you donāt want to think about. Donāt integrate that strand that flickers that way because it would be harmful.
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