She was known to have a passion for the Orchestra, but was actually just xylophoning it in

the scariest thing about hiking the trail isn’t bobcats but the Benefiber I drank.

Day 1 of Aquatic PT - Accessorized like a mermaid, coordinated like a 2016 Buick sedan with no brakes. One head bonk and two skinned knees later, I think I’m winning at Aquatic PT #AlwaysItalianAccessorized #AlwayIrishBefreckled

#CameronWinter and #AldousHarding all day, son! “I need somebody sent down from the sun That talks to me how you used to”

Jinx and I were both in “Pirates! The Penzance Musical.” I mean, she was on Broadway, and I was in “The Pirates of Penzance” at the Pasadena Lyric Opera Company, but… samesies, grrrl!

Playing a game called, “If You’ve Got Time to Be Mean, You’ve Got Time to Clean.”

I’m going to buy myself some nice jewelry today, because I fucking deserve it

If I’ve just started following you, and have liked at least three of your posts in rapid succession, we’re dating. Buckle up

Sometimes it’s just easier to give up and watch a movie together, like you actually like each other

My traumas have become my kinks

Before I follow someone back, I always check to see if my ladies are moots. Because if these badass babes that I totally dig, dig you… Then I dig you. I trust those bitches ♥️

Last night at Perfume Genius who was, well… genius ❤️ After 2 years, the newly renovated Castro Theatre reopened last month and it is breathtaking. And their ADA people were absolutely lovely and we had an amazing view #PerfumeGenius #CastroTheatre #OurLifeInConcerts

A band I managed in the 90s, and one of my favorite bands ever. Ethyl Meatplow were clients of the law firm I worked for, who ended up being dear friends, and I managed them on the side while #EthylMeatplow #CarlaBozulich #BiffSanders #JohnNapier

I thought you was the one, I guess you just the two #A$APRocky

Nicholas Brendan 😢 #Buffy

"My son Saxon ..." Fuckin' stop right there. That's more than enough.

I’ve added a new item to my famous carnival tricks of being able to guess your age or your weight. Now I can tell you if your jewelry is fake.

I post this like, every week I watch a new episode, but Shrinking is just the best show. It's great.

Now which way am I supposed to swipe?

This song, for some reason, always kicks me in the guts ♥️

Happy Friday. I am hell bent on ruining the entire fucking weekend for him. It’s the least I can do. #FuckingLiar

with proper medical care and mental health support, Four Loko could have become Four Stable

jd vance is the type of guy who spiritually, always has his pants down

Caution, crazy in the rearview mirror is closer than it appears

We have a long distance relationship. I live in San Francisco and he lives on Mansplain Mountain

It’s that little hovering paw for me 🥰 #CityDogAlice #DogSky

Joe told me today that my coffee is very “me”: Really hot, and not so sweet 😆

Just to mix things up, instead of saying Mansplaining, or even Manologging - I thought I might start saying Guyarrhea, but as I learned today, that is something very, very different

I’ve curated an all-female medical team over the years, and after my last vet experience, I’ve finally extended the policy to my animals. No dudes allowed. From now on, only hot women - at least I’ll have something pretty to look at while they’re raw dogging me

life hack: it's impossible to be over the hill if you can't make it up the hill

Me, trying to be normal

Upstairs Guy is about to get a very specific visit from No Bra Me #StopStomping

Nirvana was a client of the law firm I worked for in the 90s, so I’m kind of precious about people covering their songs… even the covers they themselves did. But I always love this one 🖤 #Anika #Nirvana #ShockingBlue

Unfortunately, my voice today is rather trashed. Like I smoked a pack of Pall Malls. Like I am Patti and/or Selma 🚬

wait, I have an idea, what if things were good instead of horrible?

Seems far fetched right? Except it’s already happening for brown people. They round anyone up and then sort them out after, not caring about the ones who are citizens or immigrants in process. And trans women will be in concentration camps. Called this in 2021.

So since I’m batting a thousand on calling things. “How will they enforce the trans bathroom bans?” ICE and misogyny. They will start using all those substations they created and “left behind”. They will take anyone who they deem not womanly enough and violate them then release people with vaginas.

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative. 1. Music as a sanctuary 2. The chaotic, unconditional love of my dogs 3. The profound peace of being cherished by another

Singing + mixing = happy Holly 💖 Building some lush, immersive vocal layers today 🎤✨ I’ve got Iris by my side (well, by my boobs) for the session, though she definitely misses her bestie Tanya. It’s just not the same without the whole crew! 😂 #MusicProduction #HomeStudio #Vocalist

I mean, where’s the lie?

Look, I love a Harry & David basket just as much as anyone else but please, someone tell me what the actual fuck this is for.

BREAKING: John Fetterman Revealed to Just Be Three Little Fucking Assholes in a Sweatshirt Hoodie

I’m not vibin with the whole popcorn hull filtration system, as performed by the mouth. It just keeps them in a little pocket, under the back my tongue, in the choking hazard section of the mouth. It’s very threatening.

I used to feel pretty basic-bitch about my love of Sade, but then I came to the realization that everyone loves her because she’s fucking perfect 🥰 This one is gorgeous #Sade

All of his detestable personality aside, I look at Pete Hegseth and just think, “that guy definitely gave you herpes.“

It took yearrrrs of chronic illness to master the WERK of self-advocacy. If I have to go full Shirley Fucking MacLaine in the hospital lobby to get Alice her meds, I will. Label me "difficult" all you want - I'm used to it 😉 #TermsOfEndearment #GetMyDogHerShot #DoctorsAreNotGods

I used my ab today, and it was wrong. So wrong

He really gets it