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I got frisked at the airport at TSA. Sorry for holding us up @emceekayvee.bsky.social but I can't help that my butt is a hot little muffin that sets off security sensors.

ADHD be like

I love saying "sounds good" at work, but that shit never sounds good.

You got this little buddy

Hear ye Hear ye! @bbkittyfck.bsky.social has a new HOT profile pic.

Time to make sure my gate physically exists before I do anything else in the airport.

🎶 I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that 🎶

Are you fucking kidding me? How does the funniest person on here not have 5k followers? If you don't follow @bbkittyfck.bsky.social do it. NOW.

Fight - Flight - and a secret 3rd thing (Stop masturbating)

Fight - Flight - and a secret 3rd thing (Overshare)

"per my last email..." the best way to start a passive aggressive reply.

My Mom awhile ago in her 70s. She’s the one, you might remember, who is positively APPALLED that Mr. Peanut doesn’t have genitalia and whose most-oft uttered phrase to me is, “Kathleen, DON’T BE COMMON!”

I like my men like I like my bluesky: unhinged

I like my men like I like my women... Confusing

Does Doordash deliver communion? Craving those little wafers.

Thank you for all of the bday wishes! Please check out my shop, launching today, if you or some dissident you know may like to have some handcrafted gear: riotgearpress.com/shop A portion of sales are donated to local anti-ICE initiatives. TY @cipherlab.bsky.social & @bbkittyfck.bsky.social

Happy birthday to @emceekayvee.bsky.social, I hope you have a wonderful day 💕

I'll be the himbo we all need in these trying times.

I got on my computer to do a little work... But I didn't because it seemed like a lot of work

Sunday painting

Coding for "fun" on a Saturday. My life is sad

@emceekayvee.bsky.social I hope you have a good day! ❤️

Drop a Sunday Selfie in black and white if you'd like

Printer pre-cum

Protest sign idea

An anti-ICE t-shirt featuring the artist ICE-T

Top of the charts at my house today

If I reply in about 10 minutes, you can be reasonably sure I was playing Superbonk

Is 6 an upside down 9 or the other way around?

You're old, but are you PC-game-that-came-in-a-box-of-cereal old?

People buying plane tickets on their phone is wild. This is definitely a mouse-and-keyboard kind of task.

Oddly satisfying #3dprinting

when i die, i want to be buried with my weed pen like an ancient egyptian pharaoh who needs it to get to the afterlife

Please tell me it was a Dodge Ram

Post a photo of you in black and white and then delete it in in an hour or less (aka @bbkittyfck.bsky.social style)

Walking 500 miles is so impractical. Just take the train.

Damn, boy, are you my ADHD? Because I think about you constantly, but forget you exist when you're not in front of me

Damn, boy, are you a doctor? Because I had to wait months to see you and now I just owe a bunch of money and feel bad about myself.

Damn, boy, are you a WebMD search? Because this started off innocent and now I think I'm dying.

So I've got a moot who's a superb writer. But her platform is being a dick, so you can only find her stuff with a direct link. This hurts authors, game designers, artists, and the whole cause of anti-slop. So go. Pick up some good reads. And thank you ❤️

where is everyone? Did we just decide that things aren't funny anymore? We're SHITPOSTERS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TO LAUGH AT IF NOT SHITPOSTS????

I’m white but I’m…