You don’t realize how much of your personality is built around avoiding discomfort until you try to change.

When will the croc plague end?

@emceekayvee.bsky.social Just wanted to say you are my favorite person💗. I love your brain, your wit, your humor, and I admire how hard you work.

A decaf only coffee shop called Unzip

What's the loop for 👀

Fighting Oligarchy: Where We Go From Here with Bernie Sanders in Rochester act.berniesanders.com/signup/rsvp-... with @emceekayvee.bsky.social

I need more M&M's

Me: "you're so weird" @emceekayvee.bsky.social as she claps her feet above her head: "why?"

🤔

Rename a slogan based on an ex: Just Don't it.

Rename a product based on an ex: Home Despot

Surfers are just the skateboarders of the water

So here's some gameplay for the game I developed. It's a bullet heaven survivorlike. The full game won't release until June as part of Steam "Next Fest", but the demo is playable! store.steampowered.com/app/4581980/...

@emceekayvee.bsky.social Demo's live! ⚔️ store.steampowered.com/app/4581980/... #indiegame #survivorslike #roguelike #steam

Depluralize a movie: Schindlers Post-It

NGL, I low-key want another quarantine.

I just played strip solitaire... and lost.

I'm still waiting for one of these IRL

Post a gif of who you wanted to be when you were a kid

killing him instead of dumping him so i can move on and he can’t❤️

"Tortoises live for, like, 150 years." Not in this house they don't.

Add a letter, ruin a song Creepy

A streetcar named desire to get out the way

If you write songs on your computer are you using a Keybard?

If an orangutan scolds you, it's a harangutan

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's the guillotine

Chickenshit

She's a 10, but that's just her credit score

For ladies it's a camel toe. For men it's a ballge.

would do anything for love... But won't do that (share my KitKat)

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Which food group is this?

You have a face only YOUR mother could love.

Me reminding my bf not to jerk off on the cruise.

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I got frisked at the airport at TSA. Sorry for holding us up @emceekayvee.bsky.social but I can't help that my butt is a hot little muffin that sets off security sensors.

ADHD be like

I love saying "sounds good" at work, but that shit never sounds good.

You got this little buddy

Hear ye Hear ye! @bbkittyfck.bsky.social has a new HOT profile pic.

Time to make sure my gate physically exists before I do anything else in the airport.

🎶 I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that 🎶

Are you fucking kidding me? How does the funniest person on here not have 5k followers? If you don't follow @bbkittyfck.bsky.social do it. NOW.

Fight - Flight - and a secret 3rd thing (Stop masturbating)