What if it was Mëincraft instead of Minecraft? You can't just dig. You need permits. Assessments. Inspections. Only grids and straight lines.

Every generation gets the neurotoxin it deserves

Or a stroke

I like big butts and I cannot lie... Because I like huge butts.

I got lectured by my dad as a kid. Like, for hours. But I'll never forget the time he stood at the top of the stairs in whitey tighties, one ball sack hanging out, lecturing me. Kinda hard to take it seriously with a nut hanging out. 🩲

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hilarious