Oddly satisfying #3dprinting

when i die, i want to be buried with my weed pen like an ancient egyptian pharaoh who needs it to get to the afterlife

Please tell me it was a Dodge Ram

Post a photo of you in black and white and then delete it in in an hour or less (aka @bbkittyfck.bsky.social style)

Walking 500 miles is so impractical. Just take the train.

Damn, boy, are you my ADHD? Because I think about you constantly, but forget you exist when you're not in front of me

Damn, boy, are you a doctor? Because I had to wait months to see you and now I just owe a bunch of money and feel bad about myself.

Damn, boy, are you a WebMD search? Because this started off innocent and now I think I'm dying.

So I've got a moot who's a superb writer. But her platform is being a dick, so you can only find her stuff with a direct link. This hurts authors, game designers, artists, and the whole cause of anti-slop. So go. Pick up some good reads. And thank you ❤️

where is everyone? Did we just decide that things aren't funny anymore? We're SHITPOSTERS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TO LAUGH AT IF NOT SHITPOSTS????

I’m white but I’m…

Once I stop saying what I'm thinking before I've finished thinking it...it's over for you, brain snitches

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet. Myrtle

Hamburger Help-her with the belt buckle

Well, at least I'm slightly above average! (Numerai data science tournament)

Post a selfie from 2025

Credit where credit is due. Thanks to @bbkittyfck.bsky.social throwing @emceekayvee.bsky.social onto bumble, emcee and I met by happenstance in gen pop under some unlikely circumstances... And I've never felt more lucky. So bbk absolutely deserves the recognition for our meeting. 🫶🏻

Wut

Meeting @emceekayvee.bsky.social in 2025 was the kind of luck you don't take for granted. The kind that changes everything. Tomorrow we step into 2026 together, and I've never been more excited for what the future holds. ❤️❤️❤️

What's popular right now that won't age well? I say adding AI to everything, like toothbrushes:

Remember when Domino's had "30 minutes or it's free"? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

When someone deletes their comments on the timeline...

Who called it buttfucking and not poundcake?

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's amphetamine

Her: "Is it in?"

If you're here but you thought it was pornhub, that would have been called poonscrolling

If you're here for cat comtent that's called mewscrolling

Flaysexual bc I have a torture fetish

Hot virgin afterbirth in your area.

I'm here to spread holiday cheer... ...And crabs.

Hot virgin births in your area want to meet!!

Merry Christmas @emceekayvee.bsky.social @bbkittyfck.bsky.social 🌲🎁❤️

Search your first name and then "glamour shot" And post a photo

Him, excited: “wanna hear about what happened in my DnD campaign yesterday?” Me: “sure, I was hoping for a dry vagina this morning.”

You all liking my posts but not reposting them is like my ex who just loved me SO MUCH but wouldn't introduce me to his family.

I think Halloween express needs to diversify into other holidays

An advent calendar but it's fentanyl with narcan at the end

who up ducking they halls?

It's time for SHARING A RANDOM OLD PICTURE TIME Mid late 20s, in Duluth

Feeling exhausted, scalp to scrote

Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less: I'll fix that

Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less: Student loans paid

Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less: I have snacks

JCP - Jewelry, Clothing, Probably

the worst modern-day insult you could ever hurl at someone is that they're "Facebook funny."