Y’all. @gorl.gay is not happy unless she’s feeding me at all times like I’m a giant, queer house cat. All times. She comes out of her room and offers me new food every time. This last time it was chimkin on a stick. 😭

What might not occur to you upon reading this headline is that, in other words, ICE is targeting gay men of color Every queer press org should be picking up this story

Lying fucking liars and the lies they always tell. Ugh.

Are you even queer if you aren’t yearning so fiercely you can barely drag yourself out of the shower? Goddamn.

Friend: Can you even remember the last time you were happy Me: hmm [hours pass] Me: hmm [days] Me: hmm [years] Me: hmm [centuries] Me: hmm [humanity goes extinct] Me: hmm [sun swells into red giant & destroys earth] Me: When I got Mr. T's autograph in '87

ME: i hope i get a cool photo of that crow CROW: *boing*

Bloodshed is where blood keeps its yard tools

drone strike me you fucking coward

#NotYourFavourite Pixies - Gigantic

I thought the camps would be the worst they could do, but 1,200 or so detainees missing feels unreal

First date idea MM DD YYYY Second date idea DD MM YYYY

i can't believe the days just keep coming and they don't stop coming, this is so fucked

Identifying harms and their perpetrators, and proposing policies to mitigate them, is not "perpetuating" a "culture of victimization." It is working towards building a safer, healthier, and more inclusive world -- one where everyone has the opportunity to thrive. As always: fuck the NYT.

i don’t just want to kiss you. i want to kiss you good morning. i want to kiss you good night. i want to kiss you hello. i want to kiss you good bye. and i want to kiss you every moment in between

Hahaha. Fuck.

I want to be reincarnated as a Chia pet.

But doctor… Pagliacci sucks ass

this energy

My secret sex move is to make your dog fall in love with me

excited NYC has finally added a new fifth season, right after summer and right before fall, called wet dishrag

keep showing up, babes, we need you

sleeby baby

Good morning, Rebels. Remember we each have but one life to live: so crush it.

If you were concerned about Kimmel, here's another for you… Journalist Mario Guevara has been detained for 100+ days, ironically arrested as he reported on a "No Kings" protest. The Trump-Vance admin just issued an order of final removal, to send him to El Salvador—where he fled from 21 years ago.

Wolverine is a chilling horror story that asks perhaps the most terrifying question of all: what if a Canadian man stopped being polite

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep: 1. Music 2. Martial Arts & Weapons 3. Medicine (Especially Orbital Anatomy, Diseases & Injuries)

oh yeah took this earlier if you want to look upon it

I have two wolves inside me and they aren’t talking to me either

2025 update so far: Still garbage.

Trying to remember why my neck hurts and then I remember how old I am and it's because I have a neck.

need dopamine but life keeps giving me nopamine

Oh shit oh fuck the xenomorphs have Adidas now

i feel in most relationships one partner is miss piggy and one partner is kermit. it's important to understand which one you are

The word "palindrome" is not, itself, a palindrome. Life is meaningless.

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

I already know what I'm writing on my shell casings

ME: do you know the french word for goodbye WIFE: adieu ME: what is it then

Stop fucking around and flirt with me ffs

Why fund science, you ask? www.bbc.com/news/article...

Okay babe, how about you and me go back to my place & play “Carpenter?” Only two rules to the game: we both get hammered and you nail me. 😏

i have a crush on them and so do 30 other people: a bsky story

Only @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social will understand.

I'll never be her.

Not everyone is going to think I’m cute and funny, and that’s okay. They probably just think I’m brilliant and hot.

Piranha Pigeon off Lexington.

Flash for the Broadway Post Office in Brooklyn.

My photo of an attributed early Banksy Situated in Weston super mare UK EXCELLENT PUNNING 🤣