A real man should have three pairs of jeans: One for everyday wear, one covered in oil/dirt/paint that never washes out, and one pair he keeps for important events like business meetings and funerals

And all it's doing is turning more people against ICE. These people never learn.

AI is not taking our jobs. The AI bubble is. This mad dash to buy hardware and real estate is sucking up all the money that should go to employment. What happens when the demand never reaches a point to justify all those capital expenses? A lot of companies holding things they can't get rid of.

2026 basically

The Christian church on Ash Wednesday: Remember you are ash, and to ash you shall return The Evangelical Christian church on Ash Wednesday: Remember you are ash, the best ash, no better ash in the world, a lot of people are saying that you are the best ash, the whitest ash, America first ash

Oh look, the thing we all said it could do was the thing they wanted it to do They’re not even minimizing the privacy fears anymore

“Each generation must discover its mission, fulfill it or betray it, in relative opacity.”

The modern design job interview process: - Screening call with recruiter - Portfolio review with hiring manager - Design exercise that should "only" take you 2 hours but you end up spending 20 on it - Present on exercise to room full of indifferent people - Portfolio review with founder - ghosted

No hard drives. Memory prices 4x higher. You thought the egg shortage was bad? Get ready for people unable to fix broken computers and replacements costing 1996 prices

Multiple generations of activism and empowering the Black community and all the Gen Xers remember him for is the time he read Green Eggs And Ham on SNL www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIXO...

I. AM. SOMEBODY. ✊🏽 Rest in Power, Reverend Jesse Jackson. youtu.be/NTVwT3j_zqY?...

In their push to censor political speech by anti-Trumpers, they pulled a Streisand, awesome job, good game

I just want to drink my fish catch my truck drive my beer

I’m surprised he hasn’t banned JCO but I guess he enjoys being owned on the regular

So you're saying ICE is incompatible with the rule of law as practiced in this nation from the founding? Think I see a pretty easy solution here, champ.

MY REPRESENTATIVE FTW

Robert Duvall died, most remembered for (insert whatever movie you remember him for here because there were a LOT of them)

Will always look for an excuse to post this post from Gritty’s official Instagram account. The caption reads simply “gritty luvs u”.

DtMF is a really sad song and that’s before you actually read the translated lyrics

I helped mobilize a group of neighbors to provide direct aid to nearly 50 families who are in hiding from ICE. These folks deserve fresh, familiar foods. So we're purchasing groceries direct from neighborhood Latino markets whenever we can. Venmo @kristina-halvorson to help, and please repost.

“I don’t understand why no one will hire you! You’re so good at what you do!” Yeah, well, that and $6 nowadays gets me a cup of coffee. No one is buying what I’m selling.

LET’S BAKE THAT BREAD

This is so spot on

Was the Valentine you gave your boo as cute as the one I made for mine? I doubt it

I’m on a GLP-1 for my prediabetes and my A1c dropped substantially from it. But it’s all about the weight loss. And it’s so frustrating they are beating us over the head with Ozempic discourse when its real power is in helping millions with T2D for whom metformin, exercise, and diet aren’t enough.

Go Hawks

And there's multiple ways to close it. At least seven. And the one I use I rarely see other people use (maybe because I started on vi back in the ancient of times).

Bill Goldberg. A bunch of actors with Emmys went, but Goldberg is probably the most identifiable.

I was there when he presented at XOXO and it was such a wonderful piece of whimsy and hope in these helltimes. The payoff remains perfect

Also me (especially about the city of Seattle)

I've seen some dumb business decisions in 2026, but this one is the new leader in the clubhouse and may well end up the winner. And yet again, a big publishing house isn't listening to the women who buy and read books, especially romance. Romance is a bigger market than sci-fi, believe it or not.

╔═══════════════════╗ ║ AI DOESN'T THINK, ║ ║ WE'RE JUST TOO USED ║ ║ TO LANGUAGE ║ ║ REPRESENTING THOUGHT║ ╚═══════════════════╝ ║ (\__/) ║ (•ㅅ•) ║ / 　 づ

He couldn’t keep his lips synced to the pre-recorded music so in that sense he is right

I rebuilt my personal site. I used AI to assist. I'm happy with how it turned out. I'm sad that it showed that deep within the hype bubble there's actual substantive use cases the tech solves while AI hype machine consumes resources and people. blog.dylanwilbanks.com/well-hello-a...

Age verification? My elementary school teacher refused to let me pin on a yellow ribbon for the Iranian hostages because "you will lose it before class is over."

It was not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed was commemorated here, and nothing valued was here. Here's five things it taught about B2B sales

“9 year old Brazilian” keeps rattling in my head. They’re protecting the guys who were ordering up 9 year olds to abuse Srsly why aren’t we ordering these people out of power already

Death Camp For Cutie over here

I redid my personal website/portfolio, partially because it needed a refresh, partially because the existing one on Framer was costing me an arm and a leg. Anyway, enjoy the green-ness and the new-old headshot dylanwilbanks.com

One of the things about dementia is even after they've crossed into needing full-time memory care they can still hang on for YEARS My grandmother started showing signs in her early 80s, went to a nursing home when she was 88, but lived another 7 years "That Day It Happens" could be years off

The "Bad Bunny performed for more yards than the Patriots had rushing yards the whole game" will never not be funny to me

Sam Darnold, who barely played in 2022-23 (seven total starts), has been party to 34 wins since leaving the Jets in 2021. The Jets have 26 wins since 2021

"Dust off your Bibles" "OK I'm open to Matthew 25" "CLOSE THE BIBLES NEVER MIND"

Post a banger that isn't in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln31...

MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY AT NOON ANTI-LOVE SONGS (or maybe just heartbreakers and breakups)

Seattle gotta Seattle.

🚨Marshawn Lynch commercial🚨 "Nothing tastes as good as getting your lick back"

Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...