So why IS Lumen Field still turf when it could look like this with grass

Gavin Newsom is doing an amazing job of losing the primaries before the mid-terms

WSDOT has always been on their A-game when it comes to the socials

WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map.

My cape? Verde. My goalie? Old. Spain sucks ass Blue Sharks in four

One of the positive things about a 48 team World Cup is it feels like March Madness, where you get these massive upsets like, well, Cabo Verde not losing

Your college drinking buddy that's been fired from three sales jobs just remembered your wedding was today 4 hours before

Congrats to the Golden Knights, who got EXACTLY what they deserved: the single worst goaltending performance in Stanley Cup history. Puck don't lie.

The Knicks and Hurricanes won and the US put on a clinic in their opening World Cup game Who needs UFC on the White House Lawn

I’m telling my kids this was UFC Freedom 250.

Cmon, Carolina Hurricanes. Just 20 minutes more to humiliate Carter Hart

Every so often, some washed up sitcom dude do this sort of thing where they pretend that they made some truly edgy and controversial comedy that couldn't be made today, and it's just like... you're saying this about THE OFFICE?

Jacob Lawrence, The labor agent who had been sent South by Northern industry was a very familiar person in the Negro counties, 1940-41 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134634

Me: I should mow the lawn The Okie in me: LOOK AT THE WAVING WHEAT IN YOUR YARD Me: It's ryegrass Okie me: IT SURE SMELLS SWEET Me: It's 90 degrees out there Okie me: ... Okie me: GOD BLESS YOU WILLIS CARRIER

"Celebrating what makes America great" well have you MET our thunderstorms? More and more people are saying they're the BEST the LARGEST most AMAZING the lightning will KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF

"We reached a tentative agreement" is the closest we've come so far to this war being over, so I guess that's progress of some sort

JFC, in a town with 11 languages, street names that easy to mishear (I once wrote “Monroe” for “Morgan”), and a billion different accents, you’re going with AI to… solve what exactly? Seattle city government is dumb about tech, only made worse by the AI bubble startup cheerleaders they listen to

Huh, welcome to the Resistance... weather forecasting?

Just met guy in Hope with a sign on his bike saying "83 years old and cycling across Canada. Ask me why." So I asked him why and he said "No reason." 😁 Lovely.

I worked a bit on improving UX on a FOSS product and let me tell you it was the biggest "you can't code therefore your opinion is invalid" shitshow ever

Seattle elects a socialist mayor, wins the Super Bowl NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals Win your city a major sports title with this one neat trick

The Aussies are playing the way the US used to play and it's working very very well

This is a Renaissance painting

There were pics going around of the Turkish players smoking on their hotel balcony and they are sure moving like they have a pack a day habit in this game

Rep. AOC posts new photo on Instagram celebrating the Knicks alongside Mayor Zohran Mamdani

Just a reminder: Knicks won a title on the back of Villanova players, Pope Leo's alma mater This pope does not miss

I'm really not sure who this motocross octagon fight event is for, but when there's the NBA Finals, Stanley Cup Finals, the College World Series, and the World Cup across the sports weekend... honestly, really not sure who this is for

Lots of empty seats at Levi's Stadium, as if putting the World Cup way out in the South Bay far from 2/3 of the Bay Area population in the middle of a tech recession was not the brightest idea

Did you see the sign today about hobbies?

TV networks: No one ever stays up on Friday to watch anything anymore 400k people watching Kennedy Center scaffolding assembly on stream: You just need better programming

Disappointed there aren't any mothers on the US sideline handing out orange slices

It's amazing to watch the US play attacking football when we're only a generation removed from the US tactics of park the bus the moment you get a goal

SRSLY FIFA CAN YOU JUST CALL ONSIDE THE MOMENT IT HAPPENS LIKE EVERY. OTHER. SPORT?

I really don't think we need to watch that double concussion eleventy times, FIFA TV people

So far this vaunted Paraguay defense is looking mighty suspect

We should keep it like this after FIFA is over.

And the tradition of own goals against the US continues!

Woof, this US team is acting like they all have Kalshi parlays on not scoring first

Also cmon Telemundo do the OJ thing and show the split screen of the Kennedy Center

Good lord Katy Perry's voice just isn't what it was 15 years ago

last 3 RTs: Today feels like a mourning day for the arts

David Hockney, the innovative and prolific British artist who arrived in Los Angeles in 1964, soon celebrating its sun-drenched life and landscapes in colorful, wildly popular paintings, died Thursday. He was 88. www.latimes.com/obituaries/s...

In Memoriam. #Pulse #Orlando #LoveConquersHate #LGBTQ

BREAKING: Shalit, a beloved figure in American media thanks to his distinctive, pun-filled takes on American film, was 100 years old.

Someone asked ChatGPT to bigotify Bruce Harrell's concession speech

To be honest, I think we're all just exhausted from everything else happening in America between the dumb war and the inflation and the corruption and struggle to make ends meet. It might be different if this team wasn't so uninspiring, though

"Are you excited for ANYTHING about this World Cup?" OK, fine. Bosnia-Herzegovina. Cabo Verde. The total embarrassment of empty stadiums because FIFA couldn't not gouge fans. "Everything that Trump touches dies" happening to FIFA. European teams dying in 80F heat. Kylian Mbappe. That's about it

For the record, I am also very close* to a deal with Iran * - I’m assuming “very close” means “I haven’t talked to them”