🇺🇸 For a tournament that started with so much promise, the United States journey at the World Cup ends exactly where it did in 2022, 2014 and 2010: The round of 16. This loss, unlike the others, was an ass-whooping. At a home World Cup... this is a disappointment.

I think we got the negative karma out of our system with this one though nobody is going to give a damn about Trump now, it's a joke that he did it and we still lost like this

Sums it up

when she finds your Raya account

great song choice in the stadium for the moment

Imagine if Mitch McConnell was alive to see this

everyone forgot the truest law of our known universe: trump ruins everything he touches

that's not ideal

feeling an Alex Freeman goal here

Dest and Pulisic were really poor through the first 45, mostly going backwards, no defensive wins in the attacking third.

simply cannot be giving up goals in both of these situations

Dest and Ream are having an awful game holy hell

thats elder abuse

unfortunate

The empire strikes back

He's so fucking good

PAUSA DE HIDRATACION

if Pulisic controls that panic clearance he probably has a shot on goal

is it pausa time we need a pausa

Dest wake the fuck up

think that was Dest and Richards that just watched that land between them

Can’t help but contrast the two sections of Seattle’s Waterfront.

Seattle is pretty neat

best case scenario for USMNT is a blowout win where everyone not named Balogun scores all the goals so lets go do that

A picture-perfect setting for the biggest World Cup match the #USMNT has ever played.

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Just kidding - lineups are out now! #USMNT go unchanged from the win over Bosnia and Herzegovina, which means Folarin Balogun does start; Belgium, meanwhile, have both Kevin de Bruyne and Jeremy Doku on the bench

🍻 Bar next to the stadium ahead of USMNT - Belgium with a fun promotion after Flo Balogun’s red card ban was suspended

Extremely funny ad placement

extremely troll move by FIFA "Yes you can appeal" "Appeal denied because you weren't a party to the original issue"

Multiple things can be true FIFA’s suspension of Balogun’s match suspension is permissible under its WC regs and the Disciplinary Code. FIFA is obviously corrupt. Donald Trump is obviously corrupt. The phone call to Infantino at a minimum gives the appearance of corruption/favoritism/bias.

UEFA actively updating their appeal to FIFA with this clip

Trump has thrown the karmic balance out of whack. The only remedy is to insert a being of pure goodness and light into the XI: a footballer so ethically immaculate that he bends the universe back toward justice. An apostle of the beautiful game. Someone the Soccer Gods simply cannot root against.

On this occasion I do in fact have to support this kind of silliness

It all went to shit because the white house got involved instead of letting the federation handle it Whether it's the right decision or not is irrelevant now

New quinto partido curse for a new world cup format

Santi just fucked his ankle

Tremendous CONCACAF energy in this match, pure chaos

This match needs a dog on the pitch

King Charles asking for Infantinos phone number

England praying for halftime

The most dangerous lead strikes again

Dos a cero

many people are saying

its thin water

lmao pietra, pls

Curious about how the soccer fanquakes we’ve been recording at Seattle World Cup matches differ from an actual earthquake? Compare these seismograms from the Freeman goal and the M3.8 earthquake near Oak Harbor last week.

that is the devil's keyboard. that's wrong. keyboards don't grow like that in nature

It’s 43 minutes past midnight. This is downtown Oslo.