honestly at this point "Renton Sounders" is a sick burn

oh man www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Cq...

Our Newest cryptid has really been shaking things up here in Washington. ...What can Jimothy teach us about #earthquake safety?

This is the big reveal from the trailer

I promise that I will charge the battery on this thing before shipping it to whomever wins the raffle lol

yo what in the actual fuck. everything about this story is horrifying

This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning

If you haven't seen it yet, BBC's montage at the end of the World Cup was fucking tremendous www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Fi...

In my day the Backrooms brought hope not stress

Of the 21 matches that were played this year at Interbay Stadium between @goballardfc.bsky.social and @salmonbayfc.bsky.social, neither club suffered a loss. Only one of those matches ended in a draw. Absolute fortress. #BallardFC #SalmonBayFC #SeattleSports

Ballard scored 4 goals tonight Tacoma Defiance scored 4 goals tonight I don't have a point but that's neat

Tacoma Defiance is revving up that boat at the boatlaunch

Dang that kid Mark Bronnik at Tacoma Defiance just keeps scoring

RT @JoezMcfLy: I love this so much… the hate watch was successful for him

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It's a scam all the way down. Taylor Farms gave MAGA Inc. $1M USD less than a week after FDA postponed implementation of food traceability rules. www.patreon.com/mattbc/posts...

With @salmonbayfc.bsky.social completing the men’s and women’s double along with @goballardfc.bsky.social, now feels like a good time to share @gvbsea.bsky.social’s story that originally ran in IV: The Sounder at Heart magazine. www.sounderatheart.com/2026/07/brid...

iconic

Brutal photo caption from The Guardian: “Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”

See you all in 339 days for the Women's World Cup

imagine only scoring one goal in a cup final against a messi team

delicious

Ian Wright saying we shouldn’t forget the way the Iranian team and the Somali referee were treated. Correct.

Leagues Cup World Cup man messi just can't win the big games, huh giphy.com/gifs/bos3npd...

our long nightmare is over

I would've gone to celebrate by kicking the corner flag and would've hurt myself somehow

or not!

had a feeling

Messi with a "I'm telling mom!" moment

this match is one messi free kick away from being even more boring

the last one of 2026

German broadcast. Nailed it

I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"

probably hasn't bombed this hard since losing the leagues cup

who thought it'd be a good idea to have Count Von Count out in the sunlight

okay that guy is like 8 feet tall or shakira is like 3 feet tall am i off my meds

this is the halftime show that ai shat out, huh

cannot believe the muppets sold out like this

dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked

Only one pausa de hidratacion to go

That aerial shot of the stadium really drives home how awful an environment it is to have a stadium in the middle of nowhere. I'll be so mad if/when the Sounders/Reign/Seahawks move.

When are we going to see a coach in the World Cup final wearing a full tuxedo

TIL: The whiskey raccoon that Haaland took home is out of stock, however you can still get one of these beauties

jimothy

Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏

We’re co-hosting a World Cup watch party/discussion with @theurbanist.org on Sunday at Project 9. We’re going to watch some soccer and talk about urbanism. It will be nerdy and fun. www.eventbrite.com/e/the-urbani...

This is Valerie. She wants you to know two things: she loves being photographed (as you can tell); and its not that old dogs can't learn new tricks its that they can't be bothered

Got you, brother 🤘